What are your advices for a person who wants to try and play with themselves?

What are your advices for a person who wants to try and play with themselves?

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Write.

Any system.
But it just likes writing a novel...

...

Have tissues on hand
so you can cry freely

I find rapid jerking motions tend to work well for a guy.

Vaseline makes good lube and you can claim it's for your dry skin. It also washes off in water.

Use silicon based lubricant.

Don't fool yourself thinking that you should have above average INT

down the road, not across the street.

Wash all your toys thoroughly after use.

>kys
kys

>Have issues on hand

Lock the door

>silicon based
are you some kind of idiot?

If you get a bee to string your dick on either side it'll swell up massively and become way more sensitive.

If you do it near the top you'll end up with like a mace-shaped dick for a while.

sit on your hand for a while until it goes numb

Swap hands a lot or you'll get a RSI

Use the Mythic GM Emulator with the system of your choice. Read the short PDF rulebook for the Emulator, then use the online Flash version that you can find by Googling "Mythic GM Emulator + flash" or whatever.

Enjoy!

Here, check out this thread we recently had on solo gaming. It's pretty good, I posted a ton of stuff:
archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/48987770

If you need something reposted, let me know.

try switching hands, it's like being with a clumsy stranger

>all these people who think they're funny
>all making the same obvious jokes

It's like a filename thread in here. 0/10 if you're going to shitpost, apply yourselves

this.

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Lube, and start with small toys first.

What if you like to play around in the shower?

Find people to play with

Get anything from Bad Dragon.

Nobody believes you when you say it's for dry skin, so that's just pointless

>they don't buy cheap vaseline for actual lubing of mechanisms
Fucking plebeians, all of you.