If you’d off yourself how would you do it, and what would you do on your last day?
For me:
>pay 3 escorts for 2 full days;
>load up on xtc, coke, viagra;
>fuck for 2 days, with interpauses of 1 girl each licking my ass, nuts, and dick at the same time;
>OD on coke
Sorry suicide is haram
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my dad actually died seconds after he cummed when he fucked my mom.
Dunno but I guess you can't have a better death than this.
Watch my altcoins go to 0 and then hang myself
I've done this before.
1. Hydrate
2. Make sure the whores don't dial 911 and a bunch of asshole paramedic life crusaders narcan you and you end up actually having to pay.
What is this?
allah snackbar, amiright?
this is not a joke.
This kind of death is fastest you can have.
ribcage made of bone, it protects your lungs cause they are really soft
The intersection between the ribcage and the hips. Are you even human?
I'd tell you but the FBI is watching
This. Hopefully we’ll all go after nutting in your mom.
Thats called a side pussy my boy
Don’t do opiates user.
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>last day
>2 days
being a virgin made you retarded user
>Be biztard
>buy rope to hang self
>add rope value to blockfolio
>rope starts to go up in value due to rope shortage
>normies start to pump rope
>hodl for big gainz, decide not to hang self
>buy more rope
>sweet gainz keep hodling
>rope value plummets when manufacturers catch up with demand
>rope now worthless
>decide to hang self
>kick chair and drop from 2nd floor banister
>rope too long, bought too much, hit floor and break ankles
>break banister, stairs, and floor tiles from fat ass
>house loses value and is foreclosed when i vant pay mortgage from all the rope
>cant afford more rope due to another rope shortage
Overdose on dmt after I fuck my friends mom while on 750 mg of LSD and eat all the junk food I want until I'm obese.
how the fuck does anyone OD off coke?
seriously, you'd have to shoot the shit to OD off coke, its a complete meme
where did you get that picture?
is it an actual escort? how much does that bitch cots $300/h?
>If you’d off yourself how would you do it
If I'd off myself, I wouldn't and instead would just go and try to do all the things I always wanted to do but didn't out of fear of some other stupid reason. And then some. And maybe become a hobo drifter, I could always just kill myself if things got too bad.
underrated
Wait til I'm around 75-80
Take a shitload of hallucinogens and stimulants go into a forest, hope to never come back
>coke OD
OD'ing on stims is fucking dumb, I'd go with heroin
My God, I'd give anything to have a woman like that in my life. I just want to experience a beautiful woman.
Your dick is taking over your brain again, go have a fap dude
He must have been overcome with regret.
I mean if you had a ton of it and just stuck your face in a bowl and started breathing, that's gonna be game over.
Lordosis
this
Women shapes like this are a pain In The ass. Not that ones shapes differently are much less of a pain. I hope you like spending money, investing in a woman is totally Veeky Forums .. buy high sell low
You faggots really believe the FBI is concerned about a bunch of neets fantasising about sniffing some coke off a whores ass while busting a nut?
KYS
fuckin kek
FBI here fantasizing about sniffing some coke off a whores ass while busting a nut.
Might as well kill yourself now. Seems like all you value is carnal pleasure. Have fun meditating on exactly why the mindless hedonism you just experienced didn't satisfy the void left by your poor choices during your cocaine induced stroke as your perception of time slows down and you experience the faculties of your brain shutting down one by one.
That's the way to go.
I too want to die right after nutting in this anons mom
top kek
Cocaine induced heart attack user.
This. I visit /out/ all the time and fantasize about being a drifter
more.
mods
fucking KEK'd myself
>MDMA
>Cocaine
Literally fuck with each other's mechanism of action. Dumb nigger try doing some fucking research.
Take fentanyl
Women have short ribcages m8, so the gap between the hips and ribcage is much more prominent.
fuking golden
I think you would need to change girls from one day to another... You will get tired of the same girl really easy...
also getting OD on coke is really hard and most of the time you will survive with some kind of brain damage or something...
Kek. Underrated