Im fucked guys

Im fucked guys.

>>$4500 Maxed out credit cards
>>$400 overdraft in bank
>>title loan on my car
>>$890 in payday loans
>>$40k student loans

I loaned every dollar I could and put it all in crypto. I thought i would be able to get lucky and make it through life without working.

Well I bought it when it was at 16k and now Im fucked.

Need help figuring out a way to post a video of my an hero

any clever ideas?

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When you're on the bottom, there's only one direction left, and that's up. Crawl your way up slowly, inch by inch, bit by bit each day. You're young. Many would give everything to be young again.

Hold on to your coins, they'll more than payoff, at the end of 2018.

i too have learned things the hard way

i used my student loans on this shit to buy one full bitcoin at 17k and now im going to pay the price

1) you're a fucking retard

2) you're supposed to buy and not autistically obsess over the price. It's not the end of the world, it was 7k last month.

Literally just wait 3 days ffs.

never throw everything into one basket

Does not change the fact that maxing out a credit card on top off all your debt to buy a coin that fluctuates up and down like a rollercoaster wasn't a stupid fucking move. Learn, pick yourself up, and don't fuck up again.

AHAHAHAHA STINKY NEETY IS GONNA HAVE TO GET A REAL JOB!

dont kys

i love you and the world loves you

I am going to kill myself tonight

Step 1: Make rope of garden vines
Step 2: Hang yourself
Step 3: Upload the video to youtube
Step 4: Attend your own funeral
Step 5: Inherit your crypro
Step 6: Hodl it through the dip

just work and hodl faggot
>we going to 20k on new year

You gotta relax man. Btc is always a guaranteed moon mission it's just taking a temporary dip. It'll probably be back above 15k-16k by tomorrow after everybody buys the dip

dude
bankruptcy >>> suicide
you can't make money if you're dead

by 2022 every btc will be worth somewhere around $4914286 USD.

Gentlemen, we are currently seeing the largest relocation of wealth in history. Owning even a single btc and holding it until at least 2025 will allow you to retire.
If you can take out a loan to acquire a entire btc I HIGHLY suggest you do so.

If you want to cash out of btc, leave at LEAST 1 btc until it reaches a 5 million USD per coin cost.

By that time btc cost will only grow with the growth gross world product.

Just hold, you're in too deep at this stage may as well wait and see.

You could try not sucking

It's too early to become an hero OP

You need to let the market do it's thing for awhile. Wait to see if there's a recovery over the next week or so.

This was expected, you will be fine.

wait until the bill collectors come. commit suicide in front of tow truck drivers

Protip: Hodl

hey bro! since you're dying anyways, can i have your coins? thanks! and have fun!

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Ya wait for 25k and sell for 50%+ profit. Then pay off your shit and leave the rest in crypto.

DO NOT KILL YOURSELF

I am here with you man. I am balls deep in crypto as well.

Are you working? You in school?

nah, this is Darwinism at its finest

not touching mine until it's worth $1trillion

ill leave them to senpai.. maybe ill throw some your way

that's exactly why it will be declared illegal

Junior in uni studying CS

I dont have a job

user don't be stupid, it's never too late.

SELL YOUR FUCKING BITCOIN RIGHT NOW

Try to get as much money as possible to pay the more urgent debts. Get a job and make a budget plan to set things straight. You can do it. Pay all of your non-student loans debt first, then work it gradually to pay the student loans.

user, seriously, you don't have it that bad compared to some other people, and those other people I've known came up champions and free. Trust me, once you pay back all your debt, you will feel so free and liberated that you will be glad you succeeded. Make it happen.

BTC just bottomed out and is steadily gaining again, chill the fuck out

Cut your losses while you can, brainlet

This is the third thread I see your shitty pasta. Fuck off

buy some shitcoins

It can't be illegal when all the institutions are exchanging in btc, or course there will be some resistance, however the guiding hand of the free market will save the world from marxist globalism

Best way to cash out your coin anonymously is using cryptopackage

>cryptopackage.com

>payday loan
Are you fucking retarded user?

Good night guys

Im getting sleepy

Make sure you go and talk to ajit pai before you go.

I took a bunch of xanax

goona go out like lil peep did

Don't pussy, you'll lock a couple thousand when this shit moons again

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This is why you don't invest more than you can afford to lose, it's why you don't FOMO and buy at ATH, it's why you should diversify your investment portfolio wether it's crypto or whatever, it's why you WILL hold because the trend is up, bit was 6000 less than a month ago, sprinted to 16/17k now sitting around 13k, which is more than double from last month. Hold.price comes back up, start paying off your debt little by little, hold do not sell at a loss wait for the price to come backup, just relax

yooooooo son you better start throwing up and go to the hospital cause u don't wanna be in hell and see BTC break 20k for christmas

How much money have you lost Veeky Forums?

$0 here

the xanax wont kill you lil nigga its just gonna put you to sleep and then you wake up in 16 hours feeling hungover. good luck

Y'know, I dunno how many of these stories are legit or just larps but FFS it's not like there hasn't been people all over biz screaming that Bitcoin is a fucking bubble due to crash any time.

Maybe if you weren't being a greedy cunt and looked at the market with the LEAST bit of objectivity you wouldn't be in this mess.

You sound like a faggot that grew up with a silver spoon. If that's the case, you deserve everything that's happening to you.

But, that being said, it's time to turn it around and get rich with crypto. But LINK right now , go all in, and wait until EOY 2018. You will pay off everything by then.

i pulled out 1.3k out in credit, not doing bad at all rn, but i took out a student loan next semester so i can use the money i make during winter break to invest in whatever and not worry about paying for school.

and 16k isnt that far off. its at 14k, shit will look sweet by the end of the year. you fucked up with that payday loan and title loan, but id take out enough to satisfy those, and just ride the wave until january, then exit you bitch.

Assuming this is the bottom

Dude what the fuck is wrong with you lmao. You know BTC will be 100k within a few years? Give your family your private key at least.

Everyone is making fun of this guys but remember it's idiots like this who keep the price high pumping money into crypto currency without any prior investment knowledge.

Sir we thank you for your sacrifice

>I thought i would be able to get lucky

Nice financial plan

You could always go back to sucking NiggerDick.

How did you determine his age?

this is my favorite bait because somewhere out there, there's some faggot this is true for.
>oldfags:either bought way back in the day or didn't buy at all because its created to fail.
>newfags: literal retards that pretend the decline is *totally* normal volatility and btc will defy basic logic with infinitely increasing pump and dumps.
>normies: calling their girlfriends and telling them their last words

dude you're going to be rich. just hold and calm down

>one basket
>all of my eggs

No sympathy. You could have just put a moderate amount of your money into it. Putting everything you own into a notoriously volatile market is beyond retarded.

What happened to you is nothing more that a manifestation of Darwin's law.

I'm so glad begging is a bannable offense now.

bankruptcy doesn't wash student loans.

no you wont, you attention whoring coward

you talk about the "guiding hand of the free market" redirecting capital into the hands of worthless NEETS who will never create jobs or reinvest in the economy a good thing. You are the Marxist my friend

what are they gonna do if you don't pay, repossess your education?

dont they garner or wadges or some shit. Basically steal it from you

"In most states, judgments are good for ten years, so if a payday lender has a judgment against you, he or she could seize any property you acquire within ten years of the judgment, as long as the loan has not been paid.
Even though a payday lender can sue you civilly to collect the balance of the loan, failing to pay a payday loan is not a crime. While some collectors threaten borrowers with criminal action, you cannot be sent to jail unless you intentionally took out the loan not planning to pay it back. If you are threatened with arrest for not paying a payday loan, contact a lawyer immediately."

you're fucked!

The time to do this was in fuckin spring not now jesus christ

do it faggot post livestream

why you even want to kill yourself? really i hate people that say "think in people with worst life and all", but really? killing yourself because that? i live in a fuck shithole third world country, suffering from mental dissease and some time i lack money for food and etc, all my family hate me(ironically because i suffered verbal and even sexual abuse), i was forced to drop from uni because everything and all my life was made of pain, agony and bulling i dont fucking remember a single year in my life that everything was ok, but i always had happy moments and have faith that i can surpass everything. Dont kys bro, things arent so bad like you think

sad it took this long for an appropriate response

are you 40k in debt?

I tried to take but the bank refused, i would happily be :(

How will you ever recover?

find a way to keep your coins. They will rise again to be way beyond what they are now.

You literally posted this exact thing on my thread, user...

stop panicking and hodl you fucking normie retard

this time next year bitcoin will be at least the same level you bought it at

HA!!!! It gets funnier every time someone says this.

>waaah waaah I will kms

Holy shit you spineless cowards. If favela monkeys can live day to day in tin can neighborhoods riddled with bullets, you can afford to work a little in your life. If poo in loos can swim through shit and corpse infested rivers, you can manage a bit of debt. If Abdul can live through the destruction of his home city, your sorry fucking ass can at least try moving to another western country. This is why the white race has fallen so far, weakness bred from the inside. Contemplating suicide at minor inconveniences of life. Absolutely pathetic.

Garnish your wages, which will be huge embarrassment for you at work and make your boss believe you're a fuck up increasing the likelihood of you being let go and severely decreasing the likelihood of getting a promotion.

>huufufyuutffuy
sounds like some guy just stubbed his toe hard, but lots of children and their mothers are around

So they sell and it and ruin it for the rest of us?

Peep got laced xans faggot

>15-16k

My fucking sides, you’ll be lucky if it breaks 13500 for a week

yo gimme your bitcoins first

buy low, sell high.

Bitcoin isn't $0, you can still cash everything out and payback the immediate debts you owe that would impact your well being.

It's only the end if you're fucking stupid.

You must already know that everyone on here is full of complete and utter shit, posing as some kind of authority, whether inside or educated. Don't waste your time trying to call them out.

Profoundly idiotic degenerate gamblers like you are going to give crypto a bad name in the media.

Heh, you thought you could beg without asking huh?

Wage garnishment. Better hope you don't need to have a job in the financial industry, or even as simple as a cashier. You're ripe for corruption. Desperation is a stinky animal.

Clearly never been in debt before. That happiness is extremely short-lived.

Better sell now to minimize your losses!

nICE LARP

Jesus fucking Christ these are the "investors" throwing money into btc right now. Pure emotional action with not a single bit of risk management.

We're going to be fucking rich trading against these complete retards.

don't sell low retard, hold. It will go back up.

by 2022 every btc will be worth somewhere around $4914286 USD.

Gentlemen, we are currently seeing the largest relocation of wealth in history. Owning even a single btc and holding it until at least 2025 will allow you to retire.
If you can take out a loan to acquire a entire btc I HIGHLY suggest you do so.

If you want to cash out of btc, leave at LEAST 1 btc until it reaches a 5 million USD per coin cost.

By that time btc cost will only grow with the growth gross world product.

no meme tho ur a fucking idiot if u didnt realize the first rule of crypto NEVER invest money u can't afford to lose, no matter how fucking sure you are user. best to do what most other people in your situation did and just work their way back up while holding the coins you have. clearly crypto isn't for you.

Lil Peep's a dead, rotting faggot. KYS fags

It was $5000 on 11/12 after being 8k

Allin in monero
300 eoy

Donald Trump went bankrupt several times