Every member of your favourite 40k faction gets the same random superpower from here

Every member of your favourite 40k faction gets the same random superpower from here

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What happens?

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Glycopoeia
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Celestial_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heresy_Inducement
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seductive_Magnetism?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flash_Step
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Head_Liberation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Touch
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Limb_Extension
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Combat
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery_Embodiment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiverse_Destruction
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultra_Hearing?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Contagion_Embodiment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Silence_Embodiment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cat_Sìth_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Toxic_Area
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Transformation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Counter
youtube.com/watch?v=1e2CiFbmQEg
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evolving_Illusions?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Consumption
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Absorption
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Revenge_Empowerment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paradox_Defiance
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Erasure?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bond_Empowerment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destroyer_Deity_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fallen_Transcendent_Angel_Physiology
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Way to go op, you have made me give the entire imperial guard the power to nullify contracts.

Contact nullification: The user can nullify contracts, oaths and promises that have been made, allowing them to be free from the terms made in them and not be punished for breaking those terms whatsoever. Essentially, the user can break the rules of the contract whenever or however they want.

So now the entire imperial military can just say fuck it to the rules. I guess the imperium is going to splitter and die now.

Shit

Also commissars everywhere shoot themselves because they have no rules to enforce.

I will try again.

God damn it now the guard have a love aura.

Love aura: The user can generate aura of love that can amplify/induce passion on beings inside their aura and gain power from the emotions.

So the universe becomes one great hippy orgy and then falls to slannesh.

I'm beginning to think giving billions and billions of guardsmen a super power is a bad idea.

Also what happens when a million guardsmen do the care bear love beam at a ork wagh of hive fleet? Are they overcome by the power of love?

I will try again as this is a bad power like the first.

Blood Angels get:

"Psychic Torture
Power/Ability to:

Torture target mentally/spiritually

Dark magic twists and rips apart the very soul of Raven's enemy."

We maximum edgy now.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Business_Intuition

Orks with business intuition. They might actually start collaborating in addition to fighting.

>Orks never merge! Orks acquire!

Emperor help us all.

The Space Marines all collectively get this powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Solar_Manipulation

They are now glorious warriors of the Sun, their radiance blinding their enemies as they storm across the Galaxy, claiming it for the empire

3rd times the charm.
Cockatrice Physiology

User with this ability either is or can transform into Cockatrice (Old French cocatris, from medieval Latin calcatrix, a translation of the Greek ichneumon, meaning tracker), essentially a two-legged dragon or serpent-like creature with a cock's head and varying levels of other avian features, such as wings. It has the reputed ability to kill people by either looking at them — "the death-darting eye of Cockatrice" — touching them, or sometimes breathing on them.

For various reasons cockatrice and basilisk have been mistaken and/or combined to each other, causing cockatrice to gain more serpentine appearance and/or various abilities/powers.

All enemies of the imperium are killed by the gaze of of the bird/snake/guard the imperium is safe. Now Inquisition and space marines attempt to kill all of the mutant guardsmen.

>PraiseMarines

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Glycopoeia
Sororitas now can turn anything into sweets. They will use this ability to transform heretics into candy and then eating that candy.
Now I have a boner.

Orks are now Jews?

Quickly give the green space Jews all the gold pressed latinum.

The bolter bitches are going to get fat.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Celestial_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
>Celestial Manipulation
>Newcrons
Lovely, now necron warriors have the power of necron superweapons, bye-bye galaxy.

>Necrons
Okay. Let's do this.
>Frigokinetic Combat
>Manipulation of snow and frost in combat, including but not limited to: Blizzards, avalanches, snow generation, snow manipulation
Holy shit, we The Scourge now.
The Silent King = Arthas confirmed.

OH MY FUCKING GOD SPACE MARINES GET THIS

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heresy_Inducement

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seductive_Magnetism?useskin=oasis
>Tyranids

...fuck.

The Skitarii get Size Manipulation.
Oh Fuck. As if there werent enough Titans

>temple assassins get even faggier with their Naruto fanboyism

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flash_Step

>tyranids
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Head_Liberation
boy you done it

Hmm... Dark Angels with Supernatural Touch...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Touch

Well... FINDING AND KILLING HERETICS just became a lot easier...

All of the IG become Stretch Armstrongs.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Limb_Extension

Sister of battle, and Psionic combat. Also I'm not sure what happens, but I'm betting it's heresy.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Combat

Because the target audience is 14 year olds and people who still act that age

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery_Embodiment

Well, the whole setting is like this already so I don't think it counts.

>Imperial Guard
>Subliminal Seduction

So Salamanders now can steal time of life from heretics and spend it themselves purging. Neato.

FORCE-FIELD ORKS, FUG

>Multiverse Destruction
>orks
I think they would actually do it.

oh yeah the Link
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiverse_Destruction

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultra_Hearing?useskin=oasis
I guess they can detect enemies better.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seductive_Magnetism?useskin=oasis
>Everyone gives their treasures to the Blood Ravens

Tyranids = Illusive appaerance. They can appear as anything. A world devouring army of Mimics, truly frightning.

>Thousand Sons

>Zoroastrian Deity Physiology

This could not have gone better.

Tau, Orks, Eldar, Necrons. They each get

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Contagion_Embodiment

at quarter strength.

Necrons get

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Silence_Embodiment

Eldar get

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cat_Sìth_Physiology

Tau get

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Toxic_Area

Orks get

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Transformation

The Tau can now counter attacks.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Counter
User can reverse the moves of opponents and attack with the user's own counter moves. This technique acts as a trump card against opponent with superior power and skill, as it turns the strength of such opponents against them

WHOS SHIT IN MELEE NOW?

Guess the deathwatch can turn into clay now.

They could do it, after defeating the best the Tyranids could throw at them, and surviving it.

>An Ork warboss becomes self aware of the danger and begins exterminating other Orks

youtube.com/watch?v=1e2CiFbmQEg

>The power to manipulate traps
Ah...................................................
tau porn just got better

>Dark Eldar
>Horn protrusion

No more human conscript connon fodder

Whoops powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evolving_Illusions?useskin=oasis

So the White Scars gets Power Randomization

>admech
>plant growth

I'm not even sure they'd care

>Tyranids

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Consumption

WHAT DID YOU DO OP

WHAT
DID
YOU
DO

Honestly I doubt even the Magos Biologis would notice.

OP did nothing, the nids just evolved beyond just simple biomatter

>Imperial Guard
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Absorption

Oh, oh dear

>The Adeptus Mechanicus.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Revenge_Empowerment

Tech Priests will rise from the grave through pure spite to take that STC and FUCKING MURDER YOU TO DEATH for science.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paradox_Defiance

>the power to ignore contradictions and paradoxes

The Imperial Navy is now one with the force that holds 40k canon together.

>thousand sons
>plot control
>mfw
how unexpected

not even joshing you, legit new plot expac and sub-faction for the necrons new codex. those crazy crypteks man

Tau with

>Athletic Empowerment
>User becomes stronger, faster, more durable, etc. from various forms of athletics/exercises (running, jumping, climbing, throwing, sports, etc.), possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing their existing powers. Some users may be able to draw sustenance from athletics or even stop or slow aging.

I know they are traditionally known as pansies in close combat, but doesn't this level the playing field a little too much? Tau Fire warriors with the strength of a Captain America and specially trained Air Castes with the agility of Spider Man would give any class that isn't Orks or Nids a hell of a hard time.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Erasure?useskin=oasis

Well, I guess the Horus heresy never happened.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bond_Empowerment

Sisters all develop very "special" relationships with each other

Tyranids with Invulnerability Bestowal...

Users can make other beings impregnable to damage and injury, rendering them immune to physical threats.

RIP Galaxy

I always imagine that image as a sequel to this image

User is able to cause the target to be incapacitated, causing a short-term state of powerlessness or weakness which renders them unable to do anything including fight or defend themselves. The exact length of the effect depends on both the users power and skill and the targets current state.

Absolutely shatters the balance of the 40k universe, but the orks would never use it.

>grey knights

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destroyer_Deity_Physiology

Ohhh shit quake in your fucking boots chaos we god killers now. We universe killers now.

nids get convert others into objects via touch and promptly go into a slow decline

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fallen_Transcendent_Angel_Physiology

Well, guess the Imperial Guard is gonna be fucking unstoppable.

Ave Imperator.

>Imperial Guard
>can now eat colors for strength
Fuck, I guess fighting Orks became a whole lot easier.