MtG Kaladesh Spoiler Discussion

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Still waiting for UR Artificer commander edition
Aether Revolt when?

>Saheeli took that spot just like arlinn took the RG legendary werewolf slot

Saheeli is a Mythic, she can't have taken a spot in a Rare cycle.

this

wouldn't be the first time

It never really struck me how much like a jew MaRo looks like until now

Buddy this is a fucking staple in Memnarch.

You're almost guaranteed to have the highest CMC artifacts, so have fun drawing.

I guess we'll get our commander until fuck knows when

Dunno, any big mana deck at the table can run Blightsteel and green can just tutor Homeward Path and keep bringing it back every time you kill it.

Red is shit and won't get a single playable card that isn't meant to go into a 3 color midrange deck.

first for red gets nerfed from now on

>padeem
>not pajeet

There's some good pictures of him in that video.

What do people expects when the most complicated mechanic in standard is to put a +1/+1 counter on target creature

it's a lady vedalken. pajeet is a dude's name.

Obviously Pajeet will be Black creature that taps to turn target land into a Swamp.

Here's the full for the new art of painter

I'm pretty sure that's a guy. They talked about him in the UR.

*almost guaranteed, user.

Lattice and Golem will help that. I run Homeward as a counter in case i face another memnarch as well.

Sure Blightsteel's a big guy, which is why there's loads of removal for those big dudes.

But as a 1/99 padeem easily fits.

>next block will feature the following card
>(2)(R) Instant
>deal 3 damage to target creature or player
>a few blocks later it gets reprinted but as a sorcery

This just in: burn spells are bad on a plane where burn spells are illegal, news at 11

Is he.. is he taking a bath in rose water?

Yes, he is.

...

Yeah, really like Padeem, he's nice and simple.

>doesn't even has haste
Burn is deeeeeeeeeeeeed

I was wrong, sorry.

>Padeem rested her chin on the tips of her fingers. "All right, Inventor Rashmi, impress me."

so, a red 2/3 for 1 as soon as i play Pia?
Into the Brew it goes

they talked about her in a UR
>Padeem rested her chin on the tips of her fingers. "All right, Inventor Rashmi, impress me."

>I'm pretty sure that's a guy.

>magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/time-innovation-2016-08-31
>"Padeem promised me she would give you an audience if it works."

>1/2
>not 2/1

come on. give it haste and make it cost one more or something. Red wants damage not defense.

yea i was wrong, sorry

It's artifact kird ape that's slightly better sans artifact

That's a shitty excuse for red's consistently declining power.

>no haste
>orinthopter isn't standard legal

...

Jesus this art deserves to be put into one of those bait "This is how the west draws women/this is how the japanese draw women" images

But we will probably get a really cool ornithopter masterpiece (tm) in æther revolte! :^)

>even aggressive red guys have big butts
seriously starting to worry here guys.

Dude its a fucking kird ape, one of the best 1 drops in magicase, are you seriously this retarded

Haha..hah....ha

>Captcha: STOP

he slipped my mind for a moment there, sorry.

It's a Kaladesh Inventions™, user

To be honest, I'd actually like a ridiculously ostentatious Ornithopter.

>One of the best one drops?
Compared to what? Deathrite shaman? Goblin Guide? Sol ring? Monastery swifstpear? Wild Nactl? Mother of Runes?

>>orinthopter isn't standard legal
Maybe it will be. I mean, it wouldn't be out of place in this set.
Or we get something else for 0.

Blitz Bike 0
Vehicle
Crew 1
(3/1)

I'm at a loss of words, I can't even make jokes about red being bad because stuff like this exists.

it's an old aristocratic woman

it's also a vedalken

I'LL TAKE IT
AT THIS POINT I'LL FUCKING TAKE IT
TWO POWER ON MY ONE DROP IS FINE WITH ME
No really though, people ran fucking Firedrinker Satyrs and shit in the past, this card is totally acceptable at a 2/3

I never fucking noticed Vedalkens had 6 fingers

ornithopter reprint would be sweet

>old, wrinkly non-human in close focus with face paint
>gender markers are vague at best
i mean, it's a reasonable image. i feel like it should be this is how the west draws women vs this is how japan draws men.

Only on Kaladesh.

>it's an old arthritic woman
FIFY

It's just on Kaladesh. Vedalken tend to vary quite a bit between planes.

Only on Kaladesh.

apparently blue skin and no lips are the only vedalken standard, kaladesh is also the first plane where they have hair.

Guys, quickly think of the most miserable and insignificant 0 mana artifact.

>sperging this much

phyrexian marauder

there is this deck called affinity that you could look up, user

>Thanks for proving me wrong, you must be a sperg
I forgot to ad Delver of secrets and Nimble mongoose, sorry

Herbal Poultice?
Fountain of youth?

>0
>X
>...0
>...X

REALLY MAKES THOSE NEURONS FIRE ELECTROCHEMICAL SIGNALS

Blacker lotus

Only on Kaladesh.

Excuse you, memnites and ornithopters are great. with cranial plating

>affinity
>miserable and insignificant
Yeah, that's why are some 30% of it's original composition banned in Modern.

>spergs bitching about aggressively costed red cards last thread
>WAHHH magic is dead, read is getting worse and worse
>1 mana 2/3 at uncommon

Get fucked

They're probably still going to bitch until zoo top 8's this protour

>all these guys bitching about the lack of red support
You do realize that the next set is going to be all the pyromancers that aren't allowed in Kaladesh, right? Probably a G/R theme from the looks of things with Bolas grixis support.

>Memnite exists
How about not.

>Young pyromancer reprint
>But is useless cause there aren't any good 1 mana instant and sorceries

It's going to suck though. They'll make some giant red burn spell or boardwipe that's gonna be some overcosted underwhelming piece of shit and they'll act like it's a game changer.

I don't think it's broken. They will still have summoning sickness.

>Blasphemous Act gets reprinted
>can't reduce the casting cost of it though

Its totally fair guys

>he thinks a red 1 mana, conditional 2/3 is a good red creature

Darksteel relic?

>Vedalken
...so in one plane they have 2 arms
In another they have 4
In another they have 6 fingers
In some they have no nose
In others they have nose
In some they're bald
In others they aren't bald

So they basically they're blue humanoid like, that's the only common trait, right?

What kind of retarded pose is this?

The real problem is that there was no good red support in the NuZendikar sets.

Red is going to be surviving ENTIRELY on cards out of NuInnistrad for another 3 months.

a blue humanoid with high affinity for artifacts.

She wants to be a plant

>excited for Vedalken planeswalker
>it's the most boring 4 mana "safe" planeswalker ever made

she looks like she's doing the cabbage patch

She can gather my seed if you know what I mean.

Then they really hit the feel of the character.

I'm not even the original user you replied to but you mentioning the best one drops in the history of the game does not change the fact that Kird Ape is still among the top

There's also the fact that Memnarch can just take control of Homeward Path.

>affinity for artifacts
Except when they don't, see Ravnica ones

>this is uncommon

Is magic dead? Why the fuck would this be uncommon?

oh my bad I thought he was being sarcastic

Yeah i run homeward path in my memnarch deck as a precaution/answer to other memnarchs.

Something out of Avatar, The Last Airbender, or both.

She's clearly twerking for the plants

I don't think you understand.
>Play Homeward Path against Memnarch, get a creature back
>Memnarch's turn
>Memnarch takes control of your Homeward Path and can steal everything you have with impunity again
If you actually run into a mirror matchup it would just turn into tug-of-war

she's socially dumb, read the story.

I'll take it. Bfz artifacts gonna be RW artificer tribal and I like it.

Why does this set abuse the ORANGE+BLUE combination so much?

>Herbal Poultice?
This might be it.

Basically, the idea is have her award the 1st prize over something totally unimpressive just on the virtue of being the sole participant.

But the idea of being impressed by suspiciously phallic Basalt Monolith isn't too bad either.

BECOME ONE WITH THE TREES
Pretty much. They also tend towards a specific body style but generally speaking theyre just blue people.

>doesn't have haste
>doesn't have any keywords
>offensive creature has a bigger butt
>uncommon

Christ at this rate they are gonna reprint gutshot as a mythic rare