MtG Snowflakes, Shitflakes, Lore, Waifushit and OC Bickering

Welcome to a thread where we discuss the backstory to a children's card game and make awful OC for the same setting. Expect the lowest quality of fanfiction and self-inserts in this thread. Remember, every snowflake is shit, especially yours and especially mine.

Previous thread: Who fucking cares? More of this Ice Age bullshit in which people quibble over the power level of OCs that they have made.
Were there any stories last time? Who fucking knows. I don't care enough to look.

There's also a repository where someone is obsessively hoarding all of the OC we produce, whether it's a shitty snowflake planeswalker or a terrible story. Whatever you make, expect it to be saved. Here's the repository:
>drive.google.com/open?id=0Bwl7IuoVRkFxUDZRVGVfQ1BDbm8

And if you're interested in discussing the lore that's almost as bad as what we make, then here's the latest MtG lore article featuring Chandra's mother being a daft bint:
>magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/renegade-prime-2016-09-14

Enjoy your stay and don't forget, all snowflakes are equally shit, especially yours.

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> regenerate all
> regenerate from 0 life
Uh-huh. Tell me more about this amazing ability.

And you clearly don't understand that is not answering my question. I clearly said this is based of flavor for lore and not card mechanics. So, where is me saying purely that card mechanics trumps lore? Since he is (or you are) saying that I am holding a double standard. Hmm?

And oh look, some faggot who cares way too much about his precious donutsteel is still ranting and raving.

Look at this man and laugh.

I point and laugh at thee!Hahahaha!

> cares way too much about blah blah blah
Not even my flake.

So, did you come in here, waste time out of your life, just to bitch and whine and dedicate that time of your life to little ol' me?

Why do anons think everyone is moi?

All you.

>5 posts
>3 posters
> one is me
> other is Plaguelord
>rest are confirmed Vronak

Then this is both you. :)

Faggots just wanna fag.

Nope.

Oh, I never said he or you were wrong. But, my post wasn't the o it one last thread to be claimed to be posted by me. Anons keep tossing my name around like it gets them a free pass into Serena's Fuckland Amusement Park.

On to a more interesting topic than 'who is who' and shitty donutsteel fights.

Any thoughts on the latest fiction?

*wasn't the only one last thread

Did Chandra get dp'd by Gids & Aj?

Do we have any charming, funny, pr interesting walkers? I'm returning after being gone a while, and I know in snowstorm 1, we had a cast of about 10 to 20 walkers who were endearing enough to make cameos in a few different people's writing and comics. Who would be good candidates out of snowstorm 2?

Gaia, Serena, Messenger, Vronak and Diomedes.

Everyone else is lackluster and boring.

>no Nishal or Iosha
frankly, I'm hurt.

No one actually talks about them but you.

I would have said Nishal at least.

Also, if I were to do a writing gagging, both Nishal and Iosha would be in it.

Not true. I wrote a story for Nishal. [spoilerI just never finished it.

Don't listen to there are a lot of interesting flakes outside of those ones. Those just get talked about a lot.

Note that he also left out Will, Íreth, Cala, and Dio's bird.

Mind you, of Vronak is notable for the wrong reasons, like the digimon at it's worst friend of Urabrask and part eldrazi time

Serena is notable for her user being the most active and the fact that she comssioned the art via a porn artist so Serena's a sex bomb.

Diomedes is caps lock the greek wrestler, Messenger's whole shtick is grey goo
But everyone save Vronak is above average on the likability chart

> senpai mentioned my flake

I think peeps like to attribute me and my flake as being one and the same. Vronak has been used in multiple writefaggings, so I don't think the character itself is as disliked as much as I am by particular anons.

I should note that it's for reasons of not taking their bullshit and weed out future conflicts by arguing the shit out of them all at once.

But, that's just my personal problem.

>gaia
>average
LITERALLY Vronak tier

I'll probably end up waiting until a new compilation image is made. It doesn't sound unreasonable to have a "top 25" to have one walker from each color identity up to 3 colors. And a compilation image would help me categorize it neatly. My flake would take up mono-w

There will be no new compilation image.

Then lets start from scratch. New flakes, new stuff, no Vronak except the Slayer

Why were people getting upset about people arguing over which of two flakes would win in a fight? Isn't that exactly what's supposed to happen for the Ice Age stuff?

On one hand, it is being transformed into a popularity contest in which the fan favourites win even when they shouldn't.
On the other hand, it is just providing a platform to assholes that refuse to shut up or back down when others disagree with them.

It's a failed project that multiplies the cancer of these threads by ten.

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everyone says these threads are getting more cancerous, but imo it's just as cancerous as it always was. we're just focusing on different shit now.

I feek like there haz been some good discussion, even amidst the cancer. And I know more about the flakes then I did before. You gotta focus on the positives.

Also, I think the more popular flakea are more likely to win not because of their popularity, but because they get talked about more and so we get to learn more about their powers.

He's trolling. Ignore him.

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Which is still sort of dumb because Messenger is apparently a memetic flake and lost to some literally who spider flake. I think some people who don't want their favorite's to lose are just being saltry about that to claim that.

You troll, not even trolling good since all those flakes are actually pretty enjoiable if taken outside of the memery. Vronak excluded of course. But I liked Serena for the stories with her, Venn, Murdock, Revas and so on beating the crap out of each other, not because of thicc angel lelelel maymay.
Can we finally agree that the digital art that porn guy made is shit on every level that is not thiccness value?

>Can we finally agree that the digital art that porn guy made is shit on every level that is not thiccness value?
Pretty much, if he didn't draw porn, no one would care about his art.

As a recent poster but long time lurker/reader of the repo, I think the Ice Age was a good idea to make something come out the threads. The only comment I have is that it would be great if the creators of the involved flakes would come up with some writefagging for the duels.

Of course the more popular flakes might garner a few votes, it just means that those posters were more active and communicated the depth of their flake.

I'll probably post more once I've established Tereza's home plane, Reissgrad, and her return visit.

Bit sad that the art here doesn't have Speedwagon instead of a chicken.

I could be daft, but I'm not seeing it.

I would have loved to write up something if i wasn't busy as fuck with commissions. Mentioned it to Ka, but he has got even less time than I have.

I might eventually, especially if Serena has any cool matchups. Venn said he'd write a thing if he got matched against Serena, which is very masochistic of him as Venn would get ruined in that fight.

Heheheh. This will never happen. Sorry, friendo.

Poor Venn's butthole.

serena pegging when

Like it hasn't already happened. That's why I said poor Venn's butthole.

I don't care when or how, but Chandra had better fucking EXPLODE this set. That fight with the consuls yesterday was just pitiful and disgraceful.

>Lili, Nissa, and Chandra, the magical powerhouses of the Gatewatch, were chased away by some gearhulks and cops.

Considering the two actual porn images of her were done by a guy who does an obnoxious amount of futa. I'm surprised it hasn't been drawn already.

Hey, you're the one who commissioned them from him. Also, I like how they turned out.

I'm worried MtG storytelling is rapidly approaching cape comicbook levels of lame.

It's designed to be Silver Age catering-to-nine-year-olds level of lame, just with the language and values adapted to the 21st century left.

Card wasn't there, but now it is.

I'm just glad I happened to not only get picked but also win in one of the earlier rounds.

Feels pretty good meng.

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I mean, they are giant robots.

No booby armor. Just boobies.

I mean these ones. I didn't commission the ones by this artist.

They don't look that giant to me.

Those don't look like something I'd call gearhulks.

What, Nissa's ears?

I think that's just an artist's interpretation. The actual fight had a lot more soldiers. And she was in cuffs. And they did specifically say gearhulks.

Also, this art isn't as bad as some of the ones this set, but damn it's not good.

Damn, this art is fantastic. Why can't they make all of Chandra's arts this set like this? Instead of making her look like she's 14?

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You see? That's what I'm talking about! She actually looks like a fucking adult here and an adorable one at that.

My favorite pw since day 1. I'm digging all of this attention she's getting when they don't write her like a tumblrite retard, that is.

Confirmed. Scarlett Johansonn would play Chandra in a live action mtg movie.

I prefer pic related

I would have loved if that was just the internal monologue voice of everyone on Kaladesh.

>tfw i wrote half of the Yao Shen v. Emir matchup then forgot about it
fuck, I should finish that.
In the meantime, here's some shit about how I think Planeswalkers could learn to use different colors.

Sooo...no more matchups?

There's a good few options, some of them more memelike than others. You're the one who did all those black and white comics like the one where the digimon didn't have a dick, right?

meant to reply to

Kid Chandra a cute, too

It a true.

I love that picture because of quickly it's implied she turned that metal into fucking slag. Considering this is supposed to be not!steam punk, I'm going to assume that its brass, which melts around 1600-2100 degrees. This happened instantly, which means her hand is significantly above that in temperature.

True true. And I think it is brass. They mention that brass is a common artificer material.

Also, get this: the device that Chandra's parents designed to drain off her fire magic was specifically made to withstand the heat of airship engine cores. Airship. Engine. Cores. When she ignited, almost nothing of it was left, save a few blasted and melted fragments.

I think she's learned to hold back a lot since then, though. One of her big character traits pre-origin was how much she loathed it when she accidentally hurt good people with her fire. I think that might be why she was so reserved in fighting those consuls in this week's UR, or why she didn't attack the ones in the alley when Lili provoked her. Even a little bit of her fire burns people alive. Since the reboot, we've not seen her burn people. I wonder if that was something that got retconned. In the Purifying fire, she killed lots of people both intentionally and accidentally. Do you think they've kept that development and just used it as a means to grow Chandra into a more contolled person?

But were they hot enough to melt steel beams?

Man, Ice Age needs to get off his lazy butt and...
Wait a minute.

Hang on, let me get this going again:

The following Flakes move on to the next round:

>Emile
>Mommy Dearest
>Anna
>Joth


The next match-ups are as follows:

>Torbern VS Terut
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>Double VS Narimi
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>Anastasia VS Del
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>Ivander VS Sonia
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DISCUSS!

>During each round, flakes will be assigned to random opponents in single-elimination tournament fashion.
>Flakes will be treated as though they are all neowalkers in order to create a balance of power.
>Flakes with meme-levels of power will be treated as though they weren’t.
>Flakes that directly contradict lore, especially by going against or interacting inappropriately with canon characters, will be disqualified.
>Flakes that are joke or troll flakes will be disqualified. The use of silver-bordered cards in a flake’s preferred spell list automatically disqualifies them.

>During the first round, all flakes will be placed into the roster randomly. Flakes that are disqualified will give their random opponents a bye for the round.
>During the first round, flakes will be revealed in smaller groups, noting disqualifications and asking the thread if they wish to disqualify anyone else.

>During each round, small groups of flake match-ups will be revealed
>Arguments will take place in the thread and votes will be taken from the polls over which flake is likely to prevail over the other.
>After each round, the flakes that move on will be re-randomized on the roster to make match-ups unpredictable.

>Match-Up rules will treat both competing flakes in a match as though they are both forced into conflict with the other, and neither is allowed to planeswalk away until a winner is determined. Flakes will be treated as though they start with zero assisting summons and will not have prepared for this encounter.

I think she is rightfully scared of hurting people because she know she can. The monks taught her control, but I honestly thing she is afraid of killing people since the ORI reboot because of the damage she caused as a kid.

You're 100% right. We have only seen her on screen killing, well Eldrazi, whom she showed zero hesitation. Now, she's back home, the home she had avoided for like 10 years, and she isn't hurting anyone.

In , she could have easily killed them all. Those robots? She punched them out when she was 11 in one hit, however, she know she'd hurt people. Lots of people.

how long till the free-for-all?
also
>Tor vs Ter
I dunno on this one. Ter is a painmonk with a lot of interesting casting abilities, Tor is a fucking bear with elemental powers and thumbs. Fucking thumbs. Could go either way honestly.

>Double vs Nards
Hmm. Double's got the physical advantage I think, but Nards has got a lot going magically. Is it enough to supplant a monster well versed in combat? I dunno, but I might be leaning more on the Nards for this one, get the ice pack.

>Anastasia vs Del
Anastasia might be a sassy chaos mage, but her luck's run out, she's fighting a high-powered arcane monstrosity of high elemental power. He best be rolling to flee, because otherwise those dice are going to turn up snake-eyes. Fire and lightning-shooting snake eyes.

>Sonia vs Ivande-
gee, Ivander who will win? I am so, so sorry sonia, but you're about the meet the dog's long hard shaft.

>high-powered high power
>he best be rolling to flee

fuck it, I'm tired, goodnight thread.

>The three-flake free-for-all
Oh wow, someone remembers that.

This is the fourth to last set of match-ups in the round.

>I am so, so sorry sonia, but you're about the meet the dog's long hard shaft.
That's how I want to go.

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Personally, I've always wanted to either be one of those dozen spontaneous combustion cases or be killed by tits.

Guilty.

Wow, she is quite controlled for a Chandra. I mean, she just rediscovered her mom, then watched her get taken. Yet, she didn't just blast the guards. That shows remarkably good self control for Chandra.

I'd be happy with Christine Sprankle playing a live action Chandra.

Of course you do.

She's been dabbling in some Green Elvish Tranquility.

Petty much, yea. Imagine if it were some cultists back on Innistrad. Every single one of them would be dead with no one else getting hurt. She can maintain amazing control over fire, especially since the Origins reboot as seen here, and yet she she let them take her.

Look at her face in that picture. She's not crying as they take her mom. She is angry. Nissa is holding her back. What would that do? She could just torch the lot of them, but she doesn't want to do that.

Do you think she'll kill someone before this is done? Even by accident? Maybe her mom?

Is Chandra the hottest thing on Kaladesh?

Hard to say, but definitely not her mom (Frankly, I am a little worried that they'll kill her off for a cheap drama stunt).

What I think will happen is that she'll end up in a 1v1 vs the guy who killed her dad, she'll hold back because she still doesn't want to kill anyone, he'll keep pushing her, she unloads, and he realizes how much she was holding back before being vaporized.

>tfw you want your waifu to be viable in competitive decks
>tfw she will forever be casual kitchen table tier

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At least your waifu has a card.

They'll probably make that guy super threatening and strong for no reason, even though she wrecked him as a child before.

draw something with The Messenger being ominously cute.