MtG Spoilers for Kaladesh

Legendary DoomTrain.playtest artifact vehicle when

>Doomtrain

Remember to love your station.

Turn 3 5/4 trample. Pretty good.

I had no intrest in ever playing standard then suddenly OMGTrains
Already brewing Depala Trainburn

You are now aware that a vehicle can crew another vehicle.

Trains driving trains. Kaladesh confirmed best set.

Yeah, it's the engine pulling the rest of the cars.

>what i expected
Kaladesh: poo in loo
>what i got
Dwarven waifu
Gotta go fast
Podracing
MOTHERFUCKING CHOO CHOO TRAINS
My cunt is so wet right now

Honestly this should've just been a part of the entire crew mechanic. If a lifelinker crews a vehicle, the vehicle gains lifeline, same with first strike, deathtouch etc...

lol flying

so, to pick up from the last thread:
>limited is terrible
>maro is literally the devil
>racial heterogenity is unrealistic
>prices are too damn high
>my favorite color gets no support
>OC card creation somehow

>Cumming this fall
Kaladesh: Lewd Engines

There needs to be an artifact that lets you Jump vehicles, and it's just a giant ramp.

Please wizards, please.

Kek
Did you google "trains fucking"

jump does it, crewed cars are creatures.

I know they are, but I want it specifically to be a giant ramp.

We have trains, and we have flying whales.

Now we need flying trains.

Yeah but we want an artifact with a picture of a monster truck flying off a ramp that reads: "vehicles you control have flying"

Rule 34 trains
:^)

>Visionary Augmenter

I really wanted to translate this into snickers but the site is gone

Get away from her, you bitch!

What's the best card for a xenomorph?

Kaladesh hype. Honestly, I'm kind of MTG hype in general. Now I just need to build an EDH deck again.

phyrexian anything

You had to ask?

>now aware

Nigger the first vehicle meme we had was a dwarf making a servo to drive a car to operate a tank to fly an airship

THE INFECTION IS SPREADING
STOP THE PHYRESIS
I DON'T WANT TO BE COMPLEAT

But phytexia can give you E

That meme is old now. The new shit is mecha wolf piloting mechs.

"Give her the E."

Non-native speaker here. What does this mean?

KLD = killed

Assemble a contraption when?

It's like a self-contained entity of pure autism. Whoa.

Ah, that makes sense. I thought it had something to do with "color dash" / dash of colors or something.

Never.

>flying whale attacks
>you crew a train and give it flying to block the whale
>you just fucking launched a train at a flying whale.

Same time as a UR Artificer legendary

More like trains linking up but im more excited about making a stupid gattai deck to care

Memes aside, what's everyone's thoughts on control for Kaladesh? Are we looking at more W/B grindy creature centric control?

Fucking loved that design so much when I was a kid

Dovin baan is gonna be central to it. I think esper planeswalker control will be real, with obnixlis and sorin in the format. Maybe jace. Plus we just saw Liliana pwn at worlds.

Esper is right up my alley, I'm hoping loodrifter ends up good enough for constructed. I love me some mulldrifter.

phyrexianmind

Control is dead. Play memerange with cars like civilized people.

It'll work. A flying blanket clear and a hand refill late game is worth 5 mana in standard I think. Also you probably board in pic related for the mirror matchup.

"Blanket clear" Kek. Meant blocker*

While I appreciate the spice, i specifically asked for no memes

The stars are aligned for Kaladesh to get me back into standard it seems.

>I WAS BORN TO DRIVE

Wizards should make a promo version of mad wolf where the alt art shows his metal suit thing with those street racer decals spray painted on it

I'm playing panharmonicon and demon of dark schemes

Promo train with a doggo head

ROW ROW.

Seems Blue decks cant be played as control decksanymore. The time has come where Blue must play low cost creatures to survive th early game.

official list for vehicles.dec names

>forever shinkansen
>full throttle
>maximum overdrive
>driving miss daisy
>f40ph
>planes, trains and automobiles//john candy

feel free to add more

THE TRAINROLL
Reminder the love your stations
youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI

TRAINS.MOTHERFUCKER is worthy

Unstoppable?

from the last thread.

art looks nothing like a gremlin, you could not have fucked this up more son

>Not The Pain Train

user, the only kaladesh gremlin art i had access to are from actual cards. So I had to use the more traditional gremlin

Memerange will be king, as it has been for since Sphinx's revelation rotated out.. Creature based grindy matches with cluttered board states all day long.

wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/7c/Demoman_gibberish13.wav?t=20100625231536

Fuck Yeah

>Creature based grindy matches with cluttered board states

>mfw I have super secret tech just for this occasion

>GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH

YEAH TRAINS BITCH

All these aliens references and not a single sisters of battle
What happened tg, what happened

DESIGNATED Drivers

I feel like this is okay. A 2WW 4/3 that can deconstruct 2 of her power and toughness into individual creatures. Super fun with doubling season I suppose.

the general consensus is that most fab creatures are 1 CMC higher than need be but I feel that there's so many artifcat and ETB effects that fab will hold its own fairly well.

A single Fab 2 creature with a bounce effect could completely stall a board and there just isn't much board clear (that isn't white)

Underated post

>limited is terrible
This one might be, but not in general.
>maro is literally the devil
duh
>racial heterogenity is unrealistic
I don't know what this means but pandering is bad.
>prices are too damn high
No they're not. I want all these cards to be so expensive they're unplayable. Kaladesh has the gay.
>my favorite color gets no support
I'm sure wizards hates all the Naya colours, but not right now.
>OC card creation
Can't be worse than vehicles.

Reminder that there's an artifact lord at uncommon

Tbh I'm not a huge Fabricate fan myself, but this one in particular looks perfectly middle road to me. Maybe I'm biased for dwarve wimmins, perfectly likely. But again, essentially a 4/3 for 4, that can choose to spread herself out when she enters. I like the numbers, I like the color and the cost, it feels solid and just so 'plucky' to me. Favorite jank.

not to mention the modules are all practically playable on their lonesome

Artifact blocks confirmed god tier

there can be only one name for the new meta

youtube.com/watch?v=hHkKJfcBXcw

I've been enjoying Kaladesh more than any set since Scars. I've been seeing so much negativity, but I will seriously say, Kaladesh is way, WAY better than anything we've had in so long. im shocked at this set, in a good way.

This is easily the weakest thus far, though.

And the cost reduction artifact. We might see some weird psuedo-affinity in Standard.

It sure is a lot more unique than a lot of sets in recent memory. I have to say that I like OG Innistrad more in terms of post-Scars sets, though.

>play a train
>crew it
>equip haunted cloak
>we now ghost train with vigilance trample and haste
This is now standard

Are there any good additions to the human deck in standard?

>I'm Depala, and This is Jackass

Ah my man! I was and still am over the moon for OG innistrad. It was my very first set, it was incredible. I still get a weird feeling when I see a promo mayor of avabruck. Or hell, a regular mayor.

>first set
Mine too, actually. So much good shit. I'm still clinging to my Liliana of the Veils.

I started playing during Dragon's Maze and this is probably my favorite set.

I never pulled one, but my giest honored monk is worth just as much in sentimental value.

>Equip it with a hedron blade and slayers cleaver
>Has to be blocked by 2 creatures
>Has to be blocked by eldrazi if possible
>Gains deathtouch if blocked by colorless
Emrakul and Ulamog just got their shit rekt by the 8:09 express to fucktown

and then some monk comes up and suplexes you.

I hate eldrazi so much

I used one of those in a token deck that I made. It was actually pretty cool. I just really loved all the token enabling in the block, from Lingering Souls to Army of the Damned to Entreat the Angels. Of course, Intangible Virtue helped a whole damn lot. What was your favorite tribe?

Ulamog doesn't care.

>play a train
>crew it
>put gryffs boon on it
>flying trains
>enchantment can be played again from the grave next main phase each time

pottery