Your party gets sent by the king to cut down a wandering giant

Can anything you do with a size differential such as OP's pic even legally be considered snu-snu?
At most its, like, mutual masturbation.

Cast enlarge person. Just a little bit though. Enough to be considerate of her physical needs while still getting to enjoy a larger woman.

That is an incredibly puffy pussy.

Ask the Giant if she knows of any other local giants who may be rampaging or being other wise harmful to the local human populations. Thank her for her time and apologize for the inconvenience.

Also if she happens to be a daughter of Poseidon like many other mortal cyclops, ask her if it's possible to put in a good word to him for our groups adventure. We're big fans and don't mean no disrespect.

Do as your king demands! Ride her down!

Slay for her the exp. I'm level 1 and my long sword deals +1 1d12 +2 damage against large opponents.

Shit man cyclops got divine ancestry. You want a shit storm coming your way? Who do you think you are? Odysseus?

I'd ride her through alright.

You hit her.

Her turn. She punches you dealing 32 points of damage. You splat against the floor like peanut butter and jelly against toast.

She refuses to fight.

As GM, I remind you once again that killing things does not reward you with XP, but assholish metagaming is a problem and you're not hard to replace, so shape up or ship out.

The actual target is (You)'s from the buttflustered prude bridgade, who never fail to take this particular brand of bait. Thanks for encouraging him to make another half dozen threads, asshole.

Score an easy kill on an opponent who refuses to fight, hack off her head as a trophy and proof of finishing the job, return and pretend it was a hard and bloody fight.

Nigger I had an NPC attempt to mind control and rape PCs last session, as a player I've whored out another PC for chump change - I'm no prude but I actually fucking /play RPGs/ while the autistics that make these threads only imagine them.

Offer to set out on an adventure involving giant scale ENGINEERING!

She grabs the nearest bowl shaped object (roof, piece of ruins, giant shell, her bowl, etc) and slaps it on top of you and shuffles it down a bit so it'll take you a while to dig out.

That doesn't really matter or change the fact you took the bait.

I'm scare-roused

elf thread, wat do

>what a quality thread, I'm glad we're hacking topics left and right to make space for quality topics like this

Why not just run away? cyclops are faster than most smaller humanoids. Plus she's unencumbered if we're going off OP's pic

I bumped the thread but I didn't give the mongoloid his (You), and besides, denigrating this behavior is a valid way of dealing with the problem.

Because she can get further still if she incapacitates you (via making you have to dig out of something) first.

Kill the king.
He drops better loot.

Recruit the Giant as a Cohort, use her as a replacement PC if someone dies and we've spent the diamonds.

Remember when Veeky Forums was noted for being able to take a shitpost and turn it into something interesting and fun to talk about instead of bitching about it?

Cause I don't.

So you played Jessica Jones in Mutants & Masterminds?

Is she one of those Titan descended smith Cyclops or a God descended shepherding Cyclops.

Because wielding a thunderbolt would be fucking bad ass and if she's wandering how the fuck is the king gonna know if we killed her or not if she just leaves.

Recruit the giant to help you fight wild gazebos.

Giants are very effective against the occasional gazebo.

in all seriousness, though, cut the fucking thing down. If it doesn't want to fight, I'm sure the wizard/cleric/whatever has some spell to make it fight, or we can get a scroll. Alternatively, befriend it, wait until nighttime, then kill it in its sleep.

Because people reply to metaposts instead of ignoring them and figuring out the state of giant/human political relations.

Sorry, don't get the reference. The mind control situation in question was in Anima, a shady cult leader that the party of attractive women decided to meet with alone was trying to let them have him give them a tour of his chambers.

The other incident was in a game of Pathfinder, and was intended mostly as a prank that the GM took to maximum lewd levels, as the unconscious sorceress character ended up getting gang raped for a pittance because I left her outside the cave we were staying in and put up a sign that said "10 cp per go" next to her.

It does sort of make sense. Many accounts of cyclops are cannibalistic. If you can consider a cyclops eating a human cannibalism. Either way it's sort of a dick move to eat things with developed feelings. But this one refuses to fight so maybe it's a vegetarian cyclops?

/thread

>bonfire

I cook goulash for the giant :3

youtube.com/watch?v=yOvwVdoZ1X8

roll to seduce

Cut it down anyways because pissing off the king is a sure way to get yourself killed. Fuck your stupid magical realm, OP.

Jumbalaya or bust.

The Purple Man is a Marvel comics villain, was the main villain on the Netflix series Jessica Jones. He says something, you do it. That's his power.

He's pretty rapey, tells people to beat each other to death when he gets bored, and in general acts like someone with the ultimate self-entitlement and unlimited power would.

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>when you want to post about your fetish but don't know there's already several threads for it on /d/

Using RPG's to indulge your rape fantasies is a bit fucked up bro. There's good porn for that don't go shitting up games.

Like some other folks have brought up, Cyclops in Myth are related to the Gods and get special consideration to a degree. Whats the bigger threat? Pissing of a King who only controls a kingdom or pissing of a God who controls an entire domain of nature.

Then again in DnD the gods ignore them because of their origins

For what reason did the king want the giant dead?

Alllllll abooooooard
>muh railroad

Because the giant refuses to fight back.

If your fetish is large girls /aco/ and /d/ are unlikely to feed any sensible fix. The threads are dominated by the fucktarded scale giants and every other picture has either vore, foot, or snuff involved in it.

I've got to say, that's pretty a pretty unsatisfying reason. Why did I agree to this endeavor?

>coalburners
not even once

/d/ currently has an amazon/mini giantess thread
>snuff
report that shit as it is against the rules.

>When you had a sworn alliance with the cyclops to help defend your country during invasions by barbarians as well as join in wars for expansion and betterment of the kingdom and one doesn't come, meaning you're lacking in a major source of manpower and intimidation

It all makes sense now. Bitch broke a royal covenant overseen by the Gods. Either she's gotta seek penance or she's gonna live as a god forsaken fugitive for the rest of her days. Afterlife scenario will probably shit too. Have the party face psychology 101 her into telling is why she, a giant, a martial race, has an aversion to fighting, especially when the cause is for the good of the whole kingdom. Makes no sense.

Blacks can't blush.

Stay mad, D&Dcucklet. Not every game is your murderhobo simulator.

THIRTEEN!!

You know, I kind of have a thing for Mind Control stuff but this comic and character invoke a profound sense of deep and utter revulsion that few other things do. Like, when it pops up I sometimes just up and leave the thread because it makes me feel uniquely uncomfortable.

Maybe it's the vomit-inducing western art style

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Awesome, someone else remembers frost giant quest.

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Feels like one of those situations where we are being played. Like there is something bigger going on in the background.

Probably do the basic thing of having loads of artillery with all our henchmen ready, but go out there and do the Diplodance.

Because someone is going to suffer at the end of this, and it's rarely the arresting officer in these tales.

You fool!
You have encouraged the poster by giving him what he wants, a (You)!
Now it is emboldened, and you have doomed us all!

/a/ please go get /m/ and have them bring Macross over.

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This has me wondering now, are there any not initially violent giants to be encountered in Storm King's Thunder?

I don't think arresting giants is a viable plan, because then you'd need giant sized prison which would be useless for holding normal criminals. Add the cost of feeding them and it's an economically unsound practice.

that's what I wanted to have happen
bwa ha ha ha ha!

>Feeding criminals
What do you think this is? A 5 star hotel?

So glad that quests are gone and we have more time for stupid threads that OP only made because he's horny and he found a image he likes, but he has no friends to share it with. So, so glad.

what are giants like in your setting?

Do you people really need to post this every time you see a thread you don't like?

Well if you don't feed your captives they're going to die, which makes the entire process of capturing them alive sorta moot.

Then bring that good old fashioned Veeky Forums magic to thread and start treating the bait subject straight, like it was a legit thing. Help us turn it into something worthwhile, user.

The only natural giants are the typical humanoid giants cyclops, and ogres and trolls and then a menagerie of large beasts.

Though very powerful magical individuals can increase their size to just about anything, so Gods and spirits and the like typically enjoy showing off by appearing as big as they can along with a number of other magical effects before their followers to inspire more faith. So I guess a Kitsune with enough tails could pull that off. Not a one tail, those are pretty much just a very intelligent but otherwise normal fox, so the picture aint spot on.

Found the Bard.

Execution are great morale boosters, donchyaknow

>Unbirthing Fetishists

How are you going to hang a giant? You'd need a some kind of extra large giant tree.

It happens sometimes. Last night there was a megastructures and architecture thread that turned into a Philosophy debate.

user, we're living in a magical fairytale land where giants can be convicted criminals. Of COURSE our gallows are built to accommodate. We're not racists.

Nah man, Firing squad execution. Except, insgead of crossbows, use Ballistas.

Tell her it was cute the first few times, but giant robots are expensive and we can't justify our budget if none of the monsters want to fight.

Just feed them other condemned prison inmates. Or the dead bodies of them. Ancient Soylent Green, man.

>A would be cyclops convict ends up finding a fulfilling and providing job as the town executioner.

Turning mistakes into miracles

she's a big girl

sauce

That was totally a doombot

For you

Yes. I don't even like quests, but I find that it's a stupid thing to complain that they take 'front page space' and too much attention, when you browse the front page and you have this shit here, and a loli shit.

By doing so you keep bumping the thread, at least if you don't use sage, and while there are like, five people on the loli thread taking it somewhat seriously, you have a bunch more pedantic faggots there giggling in their circlejerk. And if you think just ignoring it would solve anything, well...Look at how many threads base on the "I found a picture so I'm gonna make a thread" threads we have everyday. We should start discouraging people by showing we are not interest if they are not gonna put effort in their bait/circlejerk, rather than 'discuss' it with Veeky Forums magic and 'bump it' to the front page at every turn. Sage and Hide. Sage and Hide.

Wouldn't it be more cost-effective to turn cyclops into food for other prisoners? One giant would feed a family of five for several weeks!

I think Mazinger has a side story that is very close to that. A giant robot and it's pilot is sucked into a universe of giant people. The Giant Princess pledges herself to the Metal Knight if he can rid their lands of the Lizard folk, only to find his true size.

You can still have fun with a thread with a stupid premise, user. Sounds like you're just stressed out.

Well if I determine she is worth killing and this isn't some "evil king Ina tyrade" kind of thing, imma get a whole bunch of ballistas loaded up with poisoned bolts and firing squad them.

With the wizard ready to use some kind of hold creature spell, just in case.

You've been here for too long.

just how big are the giants in your setting?

What's your preference for size?