CYOA General; Still waiting addition

I don't feel anything anymore.

Not even contempt?

You obviously feel the need to complain.

have fun

I can't decide between 2 and 4.

How is this traditional games

4 all the way

Have chrons disease irL that gluttony ring would be great.

Same way your mother's ass is, we're all thinking about how bloated it's getting.

why does no one like 3 like me? it sounds wonderful

I don't do romance.

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>3
She'll be a bit too similar to me from the sound of it. That probably isn't healthy.

Yeah yeah I'm some wannabe edgelord whose acting out.

Down the road not up it and all that.

3, Absolutely.

And user, I'd like to remind you this is a christian image board. No nips.

Akshully, you didn't pick 3, I was the first one to pick 3. No you're not me shut up.

There have been a number of cyoa that have basically been made into functional systems, including magical girl cyoa, power armour cyoa and star dust. Then of course there are the creative aspects of cyoa, character generation, concept building.

If you can't see the utility in cyoa's then there is no hope for you.

Nah, it just means she'll share your hobbies

I have half of a new page to a thing done, but am taking an Overwatch break.

When do you think you'll be done with Branching Hearts?

>the best option in a sex cyoa is asexual
i am still mad

Either by the end of this weekend or next. There's only 2 more pages. And I half-finished one. I can't really work on it much during the week.

I've seen this before, but with IRL images.

Also, this is a blue board. No ta-tas.

>chrons disease
What is that? If you don't mind me asking.

I actually am a she, but it's ok if you don't believe me. This place is supposed to be about cyoas anyway.

Half of a new page to what? I don't think I understand which cyoa you're talking about.

A painful infection of the intestines I think.

Google says this
>a chronic inflammatory disease of the intestines, especially the colon and ileum, associated with ulcers and fistulae
Beri is making two more pages for Branching Hearts.

Ah, I get it. Though I have to ask, how many more waifus can be made?

CAN and WILL are two very different things. CAN, unknown. WILL 4.

>How many more waifus can be made
"Your authors were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."
Hopefully the last waifu will be some kind of meta-waifu that breaks the fourth wall
Or an Eldritch God. I really want an Eldritch God waifu.

The most recent one I just finished is *somewhat* like an eldritch god. Sort of shares some similar traits with one.

Worse than that. The only treatment involves gradually removing pieces of your large intestine until you die.

>The only treatment involves gradually removing pieces of your large intestine until you die.

Doesn't sound like much of a treatment to me.

Would you kindly post it?

It's more like "let's find a less shit way to die".

I know it says throughout this that certain races get discounts for such and such but does it ever say how much anything is discounted by? Or am I blind?

What fonts would you guys recommend for cyoas?

>Final update is here
Removed the undead emotion thing, finetuned a few things, and removed possessions, remade some of them into realm perks but with clarified uses.

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Can it be? Is it back at last?

At the top, after "you get 24 points", it says "discounts half the price".

Yes.
youtube.com/watch?v=JrRUkut6pLo

I will once the 2nd half of the page is done.

Up near the top. "You have 24 points to spend. Discounts halve prices."

Don't worry user, I too am blind, but only without my contacts in.

Easily readable ones that don't look ugly.

Oh, I thought you meant she was in the last finished page. Guess I have something to look forward to. I love me some Eldritch waifus.

That cat is one messy eater and should not be trusted with yogurt unsupervised.

Not so much Eldritch as it is carrying a similar (non-physical) key trait

>Fonts
I guarantee you 95% of people who read your CYOA won't give a shit as long as it's easily legible.

Personally, I'm partial towards Vani and Tahoma. Sylfaen is alright too but the letters can look like they're running together sometimes. TNR is a standard for a reason, but the spacing it does to characters pushes them all together too much IMO. I like fonts that have a good amount of space and not-thin lines, probably because my eyesight is awful.

1, Spank Bank, always and forever.

Order cyoa

Actually, I'm gonna re-order the other one on that page just for you.

I come to these threads to get ideas for new campaigns.

Thanks for update! I made changes to my build using your suggestions. Kinda sad about the no more possessions. I don't think the "Enchanted" realm perk represents the Fountain of Youth as well since it has to have an affinity and affects the entire realm:(

>Gaia
>Illusion
>Acoustics
>Large
>Celestial
>Bestial

Perks
>Magical Prowess
>Perception Prowess
>Charisma Prowess
>Corruption
>Domain Control
>Hybrid
>Empowerment x2

Minions
>Petite
>Humanoid
>Average
>Celestial
Mooks
>Scouts (Faeries)
>Soldiers (Faeries) x2
>Servants (Faeries)
>Recruiters (Faeries)
Elites
>Sorcerers (Fallen Angels)
>Agents (Faeries) x2
>Harem (Fallen Angels) x2
Lieutenants
>Chosen (Fallen Angel)
>Hunter (Faerie)
>Witch (Faerie)

Minion Perks
>Appearance
>Talented (Corruption)
>Specialty (Charisma)
>Native
>Devotion

Realm Perks
>Large
>Hidden
>Legendary

Complications
>Rumours

>once a angelic harp player from heaven
>seduced by the wild freedom of the fairy folk
>now live in remote corner of magical forest
>adventurers seek out my realm to drink from the Fountain of Youth
>the path to the fountain is illuminated by enchanting music
>it is a long journey full of detours, distractions, and corrupting influences
>the weak are led astray into the forest and never heard from again
>the strong are offered eternal life and youth in exchange for something supremely important to them

Idk if having my own realm is even all that necessary. I'd probably be happy just being one of the more powerful "boss" types living in another magical-forest-of-the-fey type realm.

Surprise OC.

Affinities:
Gaia
Illusion
Mystic

Size Class:
Petite

Race:
Humanoid - Fairy/Fae

Boss Perks:
Empowered x 2
Enchanted weapon - Magic staff imbued with the mystic affinity
Agility Prowess
Magical Prowess
Perception Prowess
Shapeshifting
Domain Control
Personal Guards - 4 x human Champions

Minions:
Fellow fairies - petite size
Humans living in harmony with my forest - Average size

Spies x 1
Scouts x 2
Mages x 2
Guards x 2

Agents x 1
Sorcerers x 1

Archmage
Assassin
Hunter

Minion perks:
Native
Devotion
Sustenance

Realm Perks:
Expansion
Protected
Restoration

Complications:
Quest

My forest will keep growing until it covers the entire world.

Only small groups can get in but I think I'm set up to easily pick them off before they can do any damage to my forest which will heal over time on it's own anyway.

On my quest for the extra shard of power I'll take my champions. With my perception I should be able to plan around or outright avoid any threats I pick up.
With my 4 guards specialising in physical combat and my own powerful magic I think I have a strong position against any sort of threat we do come up against, I should be a bit difficult to hit in the first place anyway with magical countermeasures, my agile, petite size and my manipulating illusions.

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>comfomancer
Is this the best kind of wizard ever?

Awww. I wanted the artifact that can corrupt things to be available.

Depends on your personal tastes.

is this just SL but with a weird fantasy theme?

>I'd probably be happy just being one of the more powerful "boss" types living in another magical-forest-of-the-fey type realm.

It's Slutlife set in the Exalted setting. Exalted being a ttrpg.

>Aura of Automation
>Mmm, Tasty
>Who Needs The Gym?
>Slept Like a Baby
>Subspace House

we need a slutlife set in a medieval style period with totally new punishments and owners

>Affinities

Necrotic
Mystic
Technology

>Size Class

>Average

>Race

Undead/Construct

Boss Perks

Hybrid (Constructs)
Empowerment x2
Magical Prowess
Vitality Prowess
Perception Prowess
Charisma Prowess
Domain Control
Guardian
Phylactery

>Minions

Races: Human & Undead

2 sets of Engineers
2 sets of Mages
1 set of Soldiers
1 set of Guards

>Elites

1 sets of Agents
2 sets of Craftsmen
1 Set of Overseers
2 Sets of Sorcerers
2 Sets of Priests

Lieutenants

1 Oracle

>Guardian

Hybrid of Assassin, Warlord, and Witch

>Minion perks

Native
Devotion
Sustenance
Upgrade
Training

>Realm

Legendary
Protected
Grand Lair

Complications

Benevolent
Quest
Nemesis

Heroic steampunk inventor that helped the people during the scourges of demons and disaster. To keep fighting after his body started deteriorating from demonic curses and damage from the first war, he used a mixture of necromancy, technology, and raw mana to recreate his body in a biomechanical form.

However the procedure has technically left him an undead robotic lich hybrid. While he uses necromancy it is primarily used to prolong the life of his soldiers and himself benignly. The living and the dead are equal in his realm as they work together to fight against the forces of evil. If there is no rest for the wicked, then so too must the forces of good stay vigilant and undying in the face of darkness.

affinity-Wasteland
size-behemoth
race-beast

vitality prowess
physical prowess
agility prowess
empowerment-glacial
enchanted armor-glacial
morphing-giant, bestial, earth
domain control
personal guards

minions-large bestial, average undead
1 undead guards
2 bestial soldiers
1 bestial scouts
1 undead servants
2 bestial warriors
1 undead sorcerors
1 undead summoners
2 bestial champions
1 bestial warlord
4 undead archmages (personal guards)
specialty-regeneration
sustenance
native

large
protected
unknown

aura of automation
who needs the gym?
NEET blessing
chafferer
Just Plain Ol' Luck

Aura of Automation
Just Plain Luck
Who Needs the Gym
Subspace House
Discount

>Aura of Automation
>Who Needs the Gym
>NEET Blessing
>15% Discount
>Subspace House

Make it.

I'd fit right in if you happen to need an extra powerful forest guardian.

>Aura of Automation
>NEET Blessing
>Just Plain ol' Luck
>Subspace House
>Who Need The Gym?

Set up a business out of my Subspace House selling things online, invest all money made through NEET Blessing into Lucky stocks.
Spend generous amounts of money on physical assets; store in Subspace Home until they accrue decent value.
House will never get messy thanks to Aura of Automation, Who Needs the Gym allows maximum health through use of the gym in the house. Live long, set up lasting comfy legacy for Lucky family.

>small god -15

>curvy +2
>beautiful face +6
>short +2
>d-cup +2
>bubble +4
>adaptive +6
>adult (24) 0
>golden blonde +2
>sapphire blue eyes +2
>pale skin +2
>feminine voice 0

>additional breasts (x2 c-cups) +3
>aesthetic mutation (elf ears) +1
>infertility (don't need overthrow of the lunar tyrant now) 0
>tools-make-the-craftsman understanding +1
>youthful mountains reinforcement -1
>laughing at the wind bears -2
>man-pelt amendment (only normal hair for head, eyebrows, lashes; everywhere else super fine/light so not noticeable) +1
>seven gates yielding -1
>icon-eye inscription (cat eyes) -1
>ardor-glance indication (violet) +1
>rapid pregnancy -3
>endless lactation effect +1
>eternal virgin purification +1
>biomotonic cleansing -3
>cleanliness near godliness -3
>vitriol-gut digestion -3

>lifelong servitude +14
>tentacle monster +15
>insect queen (+ovipositor) +25
>archetypical combination (tentacle monster and insect queen combined) +5
>archetypical master (tentacle monster/insect queen combo is my real master) +15
>health and hygiene (body care package x2, make-up package x2, healthcare package, maid) -19
>mortal-taming collar (+mortal-taming leash) +6
>breeder +10
>restricted raiment (+jewelry) +8
>essence refinement (x3, first is free) -24
>time denying kata -10
>longevity (3) -30
>immortality -20

+135-135=0

no

i don't want weird stuff like that on my hard drive, my little brother uses it for dota

Affinity
>Mystic
>Earth

Size
>Giant

Race
>Elemental
>Human

Boss Perks
>Vitality Prowess (7)
>Physical Prowess (6)
>Magical Prowess (5)
>Charisma Prowess (4)
>Hybrid (3)
>Perception Prowess (2)
>Enchanted Armor (1)
>Enchanted Weapon (0)
>Corruption (-1)
>Extra affinity (-2)

Minions
>Average Size, Human and Elemental
>Guards [2] (13)
>Soldiers [3] (10)
>Mages (9)
>Merchants [2] (7)
>Servants (6)
>Peasants (5)
>Clerics (4)
>Spies (3)
>Craftsmen (2)
>Sorcerers (0)
>Overseers (-2)
>Agents (-3)
>Priests (-4)
>Warriors (-5)
>Champion (-6)
>Archmages (-11)
>Hunter (-12)

Minion Perks
>Training (-13)

Realm Perks
>Hidden
>Treasure
>Restoration
>Unknown

Complications
>Quest (-1)
>Nemesis (0)
>Hero (-8)
>Downfall (-3)
>Malevolent (0)
>Apocalypse

I stand in my realm as the god of magic. My followers have magic beyond normal mortals, and my council of archmages are some of the best magical forces in the world. I seek to grow my power even further through conquest, subterfuge, and other means. And with my great power, not much can stop me.

So the being that summoned me is a Small God. Insect Queen says it can include "minor behemoths, strange gods, or bizarre demons", so I figure taking Small God with Insect Queen and Tentacle Monster, with Archetypical Combination can make some kind of minor eldritch God. So this eldritch God has Ovipositor and needs a living incubator to keep eggs in. Form Sculpting made me perfect for that with Seven Gates Yielding, Rapid Pregnancy, Additional Breasts, and Endless Lactation Effect. I'm infertile (because pregnancy=ew), but Rapid Pregnancy doesn't say that it requires fertility. So I figure it can mean that I can incubate eggs so they're ready to hatch faster, making me perfect specimen for this job. I wish Easy Pregnancy didn't require fertility, otherwise I'd pick that so holding eggs wouldn't be uncomfortable.

Pretty much every other choice is related to my comfort. The eldritch God cares a lot for the well being of its eggs, so it makes sure that I live life of supreme comfort and luxury. Just lounging around draped in jewels with a maid to clean up after me could get boring after awhile. But Immortality just so happened to require Essence Refinement x3, so I have a strong ability to learn magic. I didn't take any extra choices to boost magic, so I'd have to learn slowly with lots of studying. Thankfully I have lots of free time to do it and the eldritch God shouldn't mind as long as I don't exert myself to much.

Eldritch Gods probably live very long times, so I might have this job for thousands of years. When something does eventually happen to it, I will have learned lots of magic and can explore the multiverse as a powerful sexy sorceress.

My outfit is like a cross between the Cleopatra and Slave Leia ones, so like sexy-skimpy and all made from gold and jewels. This is to show how valuable I am as an incubator for baby demi-Gods. And I have to have the Collar and Leash because I'm owned. As for my appearance, I'm a very attractive busty blonde.

who needs the gym
NEET blessing
chafferer
leave me alone
15% discount

Mmm, Tasty
Who Needs the Gym?
NEET Blessing
Chafferer
Subspace House

Free housing and $500 a day while I go to college to finish my BA degree with a free driver is great. With tasty get to become immortal and also eat healthy so that gym in my free house will come in nicely, especially with Who needs the Gym. That way I can get Veeky Forums and still eat garlic bread pizza and burgers. Money will allow me to buy anything I need and I'll be frugal enough to save and invest it when needed.

Sure, welcome aboard.
Would be especially useful when I'm on the quest for the 9th shard of power.

Sounds good! I can watch over the forest while your off adventuring. No problem! Hopefully.....

Aura of automation, because cleaning sucks.
Who needs the gym, because who needs the gym?
NEET Blessing, because fuck working for a living.
Chafferer (which should be spelled chauffeur) Because fuck driving and car payments.
Subspace house, because fuck rent.

TerrestrialExalt(-15)
Muscular(+4)
Boyish(+2)
Short(+2)
flat
Bubble(+4)
GrandPenis(+4)
Child(15)(+4)
OtherColors(Silver)(+6)
Colored Sclera(Orange/black)(+6)
Unatural Colors(Metalic Blue)(+6)
Masculine
Additional Genitalia(+2)
Aesthetic Mutation(extended tongu)(Long ears)(+2)
Tools-Make-the-Craftsman Understanding(addictive)(-1)
Supple Joints Prodigy (-2)
Laughing at the Wind Bears (-2)
Copious Procreative Jewelry (+1)
Dimorphism-Surpassing Argument(+1)
Flesh-Is-Willing Declaration(-2)
Dandelion-Emulating Practice(-3)
[Beast]-Kin Physiology(Atlas Beatle) (+5)
[Beast]-Nature Armament (-8)
[Oil]-Body Infusion(+10)
[Oil]-ThoughtInfliction (+10)
Bountiful Font of [Oil] (+4)
[Oil]-Wrath Externalization (-4)
Biomotonic Cleansing(-3)
Cleanliness Near Godliness (-3)
Vitriol-Gut Digestion(-3)
Seven Gates Yielding(-1)
Oviparous Addendum
Ovipositor (-1)
Convenience (-3)
Expanded Diameter(14cm)(+1)
Additional Production(5)(+1)
Delicious (-1)
Lethe-Gate Cleansing(+8)
Silt-Self Dreamstone (-3)
Rapturous Sheet-Drenching Nightmares(+3)
Spiraling Dance of the Passionate Raksha(+3)
Vapid Vocabulary Articulation (+2)
Star-Fixed Mating Dance(+1)
Moon-Marked Ritualism (+2)
Maiden-Mind Conjunction(Jupiter Ascending)(+2)
Lengthened Servitude(+5)
Breath of Freedom(-10 influence)
Empress(+10)
Older Siblings(+5)
Historical Revision(+5)
Erotic Automaton(+15)
Amazon(+15)
Zoo owner(+20)
Tentacle Monster(+15)
ArchetypicalMaster(Older Siblings)(+15)
Archetypical Combination(Amazon,Empress)(+5)
Restricted Raiment(+10)
Jewelry (-2)
Nudity-Denying Poise(-1)
Taboo-Defying Attitude(-5)
Student(Martial arts)
Hybrid Dharma(Gladiator)(+7)
Five-Days-Toil Limitation(-3)
Enlightened Essence (-5)
Essence Refinement(-24)
Martial Art Style(-15)
Erotic Style (+8)
Time-Denying Kata (-10)
Longevity(-30)
Immortality(-20)
Behemoth Apotheosis(-25)
The Sutra of the Maiden and the Contest(-8)
Sealed Knowledge(+4)
Burning Truth(+4)

Overall +12

(1/2)

I start off as the brother(pet) of a couple of Terrestial Exalted prodigies who whore me
out to their amazonian chieftain buddy and the local zoo while getting me to teach the sex bot a thing or two.
My "sibling" are super into having eggs laid in them and like slimy, greasy, slipper sex.. Eventually I get out and join a dojo that trains fuck-fighters for the sex Colosseum.

I go on to be an immortal impregnating machine.

Mmm, Tasty
Who Needs the Gym?
NEET Blessing
Chafferer
15% Discount

Palatino Linotype

Buy a flash drive or use google drives or some other file site.