How would you stat this creature?

How would you stat this creature?

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a creative mimic

Vagina Dentata

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

Take a creature that already exists

Slap on "looks like kawaii girl normally DC X to tell the difference"

Why would it live in forests? If it prays on humans, and uses mimicry to do so why isn't it living in cities?

I take the DM over my knee and spank them. Not maliciously lay into them to leave them sore, but a firm, open-handed clap or two on the behind to let them know they did wrong, with just a twinge of pain to really drive the point home.

Pretends to be lost

Are you really this dumb?

No, really. Explain.

Summer has ended friend.

Owlbear meme.

Those stats are those of an owlbear. It's a meme to reply with them to any 'stat this' thread.

Ah, well I don't know any of your memes. I haven't posted here in months.

The owlbear meme is like four years old man.

So what, it walks on its hands all day long? Seems tiresome.

The owlbear statblock is as old as the stat x thread

No, it looks to me that it walks on its mouth. Its hands in loliform and in monsterform are actually the exact same part.

Know what else is as old as stat X threads? The rule against off-topic replies and uncalled-for catchphrases.

if you are unhappy with the statblock provided for you, stop being a lazy faggot and make your own

Flaming is also against the rules :V

Get a load of this faggot.

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What a wonderful phrase.

>implying

Vagina Dentata!
It'll get me going for days!

It means no penis!
Munched down to just skin!
It's a recipe! For ecstasy!
Vagina Dentata!

>:V

Hi there newfag, no need to be so salty.

>blowjob and anal at the same time

Not to rain on your parade but it only has two holes - buttmouth and mouthbutt. You can't even triple team it.

Maybe it has a horse anus?

I giggled.

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I fucking love monsters like these.

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> Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
> 13 year old girl

Alignment: Chaotic Good

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lomion.de/cmm/mimihohu.php
>House hunters are pack animals, cooperating to capture their prey.
Wandering villiages that eat you

What about an imouto mimic?

These things has tits chin

I want to have simultaneous anal and oral with the loli mouth

I made an attempt at writing a Dark Heresy stat block for it.

Vokoban
WS 40, BS 0, S 45, T 38, Ag 64 (5), Int 40, Per 40, WP 46, Fel 50
Wounds: 15
Move: 5/10/15/30
Skills: Awareness (Per), Concealment (Ag), Dodge (Ag), Silent Move (Ag), Speak Language (Low Gothic) (Int)
Traits/Talents: Brutal Charge, Fear 2 (Frightening), Fearless, Mimic, Natural Armor (3), Natural Weapons (Teeth and Claws), Size (Scrawny), Swift Attack
Weapons: Teeth and Claws (1d10+4R, Primitive, Pen 2)
Armor/Gear: None (3), Decoy uniform (AV 0)
**Human Disguise: The Vokoban can disguise itself as a young human girl with a half action. While disguised it gets -20 WS and gains the Unnatural Fellowship trait and the following skills: Disguise, Blather, and Charm. This effect ends when the Vokoban is knocked down or makes an attack.

This disguise can be seen through with a Very Hard (-30) perception test. Anyone who passes the test once or who has witnessed the Vokoban's transformation can see through the disguise and automatically passes this test .
Threat Rating: Xenos Minoris

Thanks. Do you think it can talk?

>Speak Language (Low Gothic)
I was going with Yes. Hardly a great disguise if it's defeated by simply asking it a question. I'd say regardless of form, the speech issues forth from the loli anus-mouth for extra-weirdness.

I think it would need that yes. I bet it sounds like a girl aged 10 - 12. But being able to have small conversations would require sentience right?

What are the odds the mimic actually likes me though? I would take my chances

she's a big girl

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