Any suggestions for some custom Cards Against Humanity cards?

Black card:
OP is a huge....

White Card:
faggot

>A set of tits more fake than wrestling
>MtG investors
>Jackson Hole viral live-streamed traffic camera
>Horse pussy
>Comboing out in turn 4
>Browsing /d/
>42 genders and counting

I remember the short-as-fuck window where I thought CAH was enjoyable. it was a nice 10 games.

How i kept the game alive on my shelf afterwards, though? I took Apples to Apples cards and swapped the Red A2A cards with the White CAH cards. each game was somehow more enjoyable marginally this way.

"Alright, boys, time to describe something..." flip A2A's green card. "Something Big".

>getting sucked off under the oval office desk
>my spankerchief
>getting gang-raped by midgets
>"gangraped by midgets?? that's the opposite of big," cue audience laughter

Bump

One I really like is "The false god of evolution".

The skin of a clown puppeted by swarms of snakes.

...

>facebookfap
>compulsive dubs checking
>getting offended on behalf of others
>designated shitting street
>Schrödinger's Brexit

>The Ultimate Diet
>The only thing you can eat is other people on the ultimate diet

>The whole room was suprised when _____ fit into ______
>I racked up thousands of dollars in student loans learning (about?) _____

>A gut wound and a slow painful death
>The negative steps on the nine-step program
>One simple way to make money fast.
>A puppy to replace your father's missing love
>Not using it and Actually losing it.

>3d6 points of psychological damage
>Renowned legal-escape artist Jerry Jewdini
>Thick, meaty wolf cocks
>Hobo spy networks
>A Digimon created from porn files
>Puking so hard it can only be described as a "vomit comet"
>The Trail of Tears: Family Hiking Edition
>Supporting our amputee troops. Literally.
>Sucking her tits so hard that her forehead caves in
>Social combat
>Titanic 2: Hindenburg
>Letting your recently vaccinated child get bit by mosquitoes, in a poor attempt to cause an Autism outbreak
>That Pokémon. You know the one
>Five Don't underestimate this one. I've seen it get surprising results.
>Drawing shapes and symbols to summon a demon, but accidentally solving an algebra problem instead
>All you fuckers
>Gordon Ramsay's dwarven pornstar lookalike getting eaten by badgers. [This actually happened]
>Something something Boner Joke something Racist Stereotype something something The Holocaust
>Dating fat guys because they "know how to eat"
>Unsolicited opinions on Israel
>Making a techno remix of your roommate's sex sounds
>Teleconferencing a satanic ritual
>Obama chuckling to himself while a swarm of bees terrorizes a group of small children. [This actually happened]
>Excessively homo-erotic vampires
>Weapons-grade lesbian subtext
>U.S. History XXX: The Boston Tea Bagging
>Nutting so hard that it awakens the spirits of your ancestors
>You know what? Fuck it, I lost this round
>Whatever that last card said, but with a question mark
>The Great Pompeii Barbeque of '79
>Satan's taint

>deep Wang
>planned obsolescence
>semen demon
>your porn HD
>a foreboding ellipsis...
>political fanfiction

>>________ Was the best thing that ever happened to women.

Take my _________, my _________, and _________. Yes, I give it all to you. And if you still won’t accept it, ] YOU’RE GONNA REGRET IT! { (Draw 2 pick 3)
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Period blood.
Deacon 1
Snowmexicans
Baptizing holocaust victims.
Survivor’s Guilt
Instant Regret
The Head of Vecna

Is Survivor's Guilt an official card?

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