If The Emperor Had a Text To Speech Device Episode 24

The level of quality in his voice actors will never cease to amaze me

I love it

I'm calling it: our favourite Inquisitor will actually become a shard of the Big E.

man this is not very funny
you can tell it was written by a TVTropes fag.

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>old meme that redditors have latched onto
you keep proving me that it's not funny.

Alright senpai. Whatever you say.

Damn. I was kind of hoping for Russ to knock of the inquisitors head

Sup lads.

Currently watching right now but if anyone has any bits they want made into these crops post time stamps.

But then we wouldn't have the road trip!

Dorn's "Once Upon A Time; I was me."

30:10 draigos ROADTRIP YEAH.

Dorn: "I am fully capable of the laughter"
Draigo: "AND SEND THEM... TO THE SUPER WARP!"
Russ: "MAAAAGGGNUSSSSS."

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thanks user

Today is a good day for the Empire

15:08 my normal calm had been comprimised

Anything from Magnus

Do people actually find these videos funny or is pretending to enjoy them an ironic may-may on TG?

No, obviously no one on this mongolian finger painting forum would find anything on the Internet funny, we are all 100% serious 100% of the time, we don't ever smile, even when we look into our reflection in the mirror. These videos are obviously not funny and even if they were we wouldn't find them funny. I'm glad you finally understand, you are truly one of us.

Alright boys as much as i'd like to fucking actually do this. I've just been called out to work.

So you can expect the rest of these done when I get back in like 7 hours.

I wager Tzeentch is at fault for this bullshittery.

gonna post the ones i did get around to making

I want Draigo's adventures in the Super Warp

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Well that's all for right now.

Sorry about this lads gotta love always being on call 24/7.

Kaldor going "NO!" when Russ asks Fyodor if he'd really call him sentient

Calling it now, Clown God was being serious when he asked for a library card.

Nobody was really banned from the black library, they just always thought he was fucking with them.

Yay for Custodisi!

So...everyone's talked up this series as being hilarious and clever, so I finally gave it a shot.

Holy fuck is this one of the most boring, unfunny, stupid pieces of shit I've seen in a long time. Glad to know my first impression was right. I'll be sure to disregard anyone who references anything from this series from now on.

Ok.

Thanks for letting all of us know.

Coincidence?

[spoilers]Yeah, probably not.[/spoilers]

Who is pepe then?

>"Hello floor."
>"Floors cannot speak un-neutered one."
Pfft!

If the Whammutodes is the un-neutered one, how could Kitten make Shadowsun sore?

Perturabo

Because it WASN'T FUCKING CANON!

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>Feels fortified man

"I did not wish to copulate with his book, father"

"PURGING WITH MY KIIIIIN~!"

Did Rogal Dorn just mock americlapping?

I can't believe Dominique is fucking dead.

>laughing so hard no sound is coming out, just slapping your hands together like a retarded seal

It was mocking the practice in general

youtube.com/watch?v=DXjeROtv-aI

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Yeah probably just American clapping, and not applauding clapping

The average Custodian talking about slappin deamon ass

Congratulations?

I know you are but what is it?

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The fuck is "American clapping"?

Requesting Screaming psyker manchildren reaction image for this guy

Basically, applauding to everything with a dose of hysteria, regardless of it being warranted or not.

k.

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Do we have an ETA on the crops? I intend on saving every single one to use as reaction images as I have done previously.

Both Magnus/GoldenCrisp and Russ/Dorn/Kara are on their own roadtrips. One is a fun filled adventure and nostalgia the other filled fueled by vengence.

That is unless Russ has also gone insane from the warp and like the furry fuck he is he's now lusting after Magnus and making for a Yaoi adventure.

I would like to hear the Dark Templar version of Crawling in my Skin. It might be cringeworthy but also miles better than the original.

I'm now ready for your rage.

Since the end reminded me, do we have any nice nurglettings?

well he posted a few of the crops a couple of posts below the one you replied to and gave an ETA of 7 hours due to work.

>he's now lusting after Magnus and making for a Yaoi adventure.
This would be fucking hilarious.

So why did Alfa make the Black Templars are edgelord?

Can the pillar custodes die already?

They were funny the 1st time but making them actual characters was alfas biggest mistake

>RUSS!
>MAGNUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!
>RUSS?
>OOH...MAGNUSSSSSS...
>...ER?
>...YIFF WITH ME YOU MAGNIFICENT RED DEMON MAN!
>NO! STOP GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE!
And cue the Benny Hill.

They're not edgelords, they're just absolute lunatics, hence why Dorn refuses to Fist 'em.

There was another joke with the chapter master being an edgelord teenager

I love the fact Whammustodes is slipperier than oily jellied banana skins, right down to his flaccid and lubricious greasy wibbly-wobbly slippery sausage legs.

I want an episode where whoever says the lore this time is talking about all the badasses in the IG and then it pans over to a poker game between Yarrick,Creed,Caiphas Cain,Holt,Ghaunt,Stubbs,Straken, and Lukas Bastonne

And Sly Marbo.

glad I'm not the only one who finds this shit unfunny

>[Muffled "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" in the distance]

>Fyodor has red eyes in the intro

youtu.be/7EVxEzaC4l4?t=11

not red eyes, he's looking like the emperor

look at the long dark hair, and the crown

Ultramarines are gonna fail, NOBODY CAN BE FASTER THAN KHAN!

This is the Ultramarines we're talking about, they will not fail.

>Completely white eyes
>Chrown
>Longer hair
>All that Gold

Yup, he's a fragment of the Emperor or the Warp will actually make his belief become a reality.

an old one

better yet, he finds a shard of the emps psyche in the warp and merges with it.

Couldn't help but chuckle at the 40k theories guy taking the piss out of himself

"what is go?"

After Alfa posted the chorus to "Purging" in the cimments of one of his videos I wrote up lyrics to the entire thing, but I never did anything with them. Unfortunately that was was only was only my was only my old phone, which has since die, but I could probably redo them if anyone cares.

>or the Warp will actually make his belief become a reality.
Or his believe, and Tzeench's absolute conviction that Empy will become a Chaos God together will make HIM into that Chaos God.

DO IT!

Do it.
And send it to Alfa.

The shard that knows about the Tau.

Well, all these times their target didn't try to run away.

>Tzeench is convinced Fyodor is a shard of the emperor
>Corrupts Fyodor
>Fyodorperor marches on Terra
>gets run over by a bitchin bike driven by Jaghatai
>Jag steps off his hog and asks "You wanted to see me, father?"

>Dorn: "Father, I was just reminded of something"
>Big E: "Was it how to breath with your nose?"

>"What in Wolfs name is that thing!"
>"It appears to be a Demon of Tzeentch."
>"Nah, Not that, the wolfin' thing it's pokin' with a stick "
>"That's...It can't be."
>"What the Wolf are ye talking about you doddering goat scrotum."
>"It's another shard of myself! When all the Nonsense with Horus happened I was a bit shattered. Quickly, we must bring it here so I may add it's knowledge to my own!"
>"Very well, Oi! Draigo!"
>"Yes, mister furtacular fruitbasket?!"
>"Go up there, beat the shite outta that demon and bring us that shard."
>"THIS IS A THING I CAN DO! DRAGIO AWAAAAAYYYYYY!"

I can see this two events happening

man i love unfunny 1d4chan memes!