Alright you stupid googles, it's time to play some RISK

tripcode when
witnessed

Egyptian Empire
Red
Egypt

Undesirables
Romania
Grey

red is taken

...

My name will be Undesirables obviously, I'll fix it when I roll

Any color

Spawn me close to the factory in Spain
>dark green or green whatever works
>Al-Andalus
>Sultan Goldstein

have my tripcode, lets play
pls go ottoman bastard

Are you retarded?

whoops, forgot to take my bonus out from my last game again

jew off, jewstein
starting soon

now with nations

Defend
Fill Egypt

Cyan
Never forget
Germany, at the factory

alrighty then, lets start filling in Iberia.

kill egypt

Fill turkey

dubs right off the bat
why am i not surprised that egypt and israel are at war already?

Head up towards Scotland.

Fill Romania

pls be my ally bf

We can slay Jews together

who are you calling a Jew?

You, you warmongering kike

kek

... im a Catholic you fucking google. for this insult you will now die.

Invade Iceland, then proceed to take more UK soil.

Defend
Attack Israel

attack egypt

keep on filling in Iberia.
oy vey it's about to be another shoa

Finish Romania, spill Serbia

fill towards cyprus

O great sephardic of the west. Will we ally, my (((chosen ally)))?

How about an alliance go- I mean friend?Take Denmark, spills to Norgay
>+1 Bonus

BASED
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Lonesome Wyatt is a confirmed 97% ashkenazi, don't be calling me goy, brothuh. Together we will snatch shekels.

let me have france and it's a deal

Oy vey, no thank you mister Sephardic. I've found an ashkenazi ally that shares my blood. No more takin' my shekels from the French goyim.

ITT: a jew gets jewed and cries

attack Egypt

keep filling in Iberia plz

Fill Egypt

Finish Denmark, then start buying real estate in Sweden
>+1 Bonus

you quit, didn't you?
[10:20:36 PM] Carl The Legendary Cuck: no i disappointed quit

Fill the UK and give it some of my multicultural remedy.

You missed a few tiles in Eastern Romania, grab them and Moldova. Spill Ukraine

You're dead you dumb kike

that was in fucking chat retard bc you started me in fucking egypt when im a fucking crusader state and want nothing to do with google land

SPILL INTO IRELAND GOYIM I GOT A 69

Fill turkey

>multicult
6 points left

...

>69
oyyyy veeeyyyyyy

Into France then Belgium.

I will repay Egypt with the blood of it's children, Israel.

fuck off, I don't need to argue in this chat.
You ragequit and this is the consequence.

and here is what i wanted.... in not way should i have started in the sinai no matter what you were thinking

...

Fill Egypt spill west

Fill France, goy.

Buy the Swedish factory, then invest into the rest of Sweden, spills go to Germany
>+3 Bonus

>arguing in the uber secret risk chat
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fill in the rest of Iberia, but take the factory on Corsica and Sardinia first.

Fill former Yugoslavia countries

fill turkey

I must ask you, brother Goldsteinbergoblattowitz, if we should establish an alliance of some sort. I plan for the headquarters the be in Belgium, what do you say?

Make that a triple alliance my brothers of Jewish descent

>sekrit chat
Can I be a part of the secret chat

This is what I predict what the Earth shall look like by 2060, I call our group the European Union.

your other ally didn't want to be in an alliance though
do you think i forget one who insults me? I'll have you know I'm 98% ashkenazi. Now, if you stay out of Italy, we can come to an agreement for a triple alliance.

Then it shall be! Think of this earth, brother Blattowitzsteinberggoldsilvermann

Now that sounds splendid!

I like how it's an egg

shekelsteins are advancing

Good... Buy all the Swedish land, then concentrate on Germany
>+4 Bonus

Fill Egypt spill west

>concentrate on germany
are we not doing phrasing?

finish off Iberia and if spills, go through Corsica and colonize the small island around Italy and start to claim Italy

March to Spain using the French coast and take their factories, goy.

Oy vey a pali
Invest in Finland instead of Germany with my leftover money

Fill turkey

Continue Bosnia, Croatia, Slovenia

yeah you can't break an alliance and attack a former ally in the same turn, so good job goy, now be ready to get anally fucked
well now you have a choice, will you side with me, or will you side with the backstabber who really isnt a jew?

It doesn't say that at all in the rules.

it's called that's how risk works you dumb goy. Lurk more so you can learn the unspoken rules

>mfw I skype'd the skype

if OP lets this shit happen, I will give him a forced circumcision.

Gonna meet your maker, skype.

:^)

Defend, then invade further into Portugal this time.

no i disappointed quit
Goodnight