Alright, ya Gits! Da Big Boss told us Mekboyz ta build da Orkiest Ship in da Galaxy...

Alright, ya Gits! Da Big Boss told us Mekboyz ta build da Orkiest Ship in da Galaxy. He wants it Zoggin' HUGE! As big as dat one Moon-Fortress dem 'Umie Marines have got. How in da name of Gork and Mork are we gonna do it?

Wiz needz ta loot a latta shiny bitz Boss!

Wez already did it

Put biggun rockits on da ground. Make planet orkest planet.

Wiz gotz ta find a way to move it, roit? So we'z gotz ta giv it a zoggin' massiv push to get er up. So we'z all gonna stand unda it, throw it hard as we'z can, and use some shootaz to keep pushin' it inta tha sky! But we'z gotta get enuf shootaz to blast it tha far.

Dat's some real Orky stuff there, it is! But it's still too Zoggin' small, ya git!

Uhh i thinkz we kan loot sum tinks from dem 'umies

I know one of em got a biig shiny seat ripe for lootin!

Da Planet? Zog no, it ain't nearly Orky enough... Oi Got it! Da moon, it's Zoggin' Red. We build us ship that's Zoggin' Huge and Zoggin Fast!

Da moon is smalla dan de planet, ya git. We kin fit like a hun'red time as much dakka on a planet dan a moon.

So's whys we stoppin wit just a moon? Les build a hole dakka planet dat cant be krumped by any of dem humie planet krumpers

'Owz about we take da moon an' PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE??

We don't got enuff Flashy bits, or da in-fer-structure ta build to build something that Zoggin' big!

And Dat's not even da main problem. DA WHOLE GORK-DAMNED PLANET LOOKS ZOGGIN' PINK FROM SPACE!

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Dat's Roight un-Orky it is! Oi, wot if we use da moon, so we can get off this Mork-forsaken Rock as fast as possible, then we keep on building the ship even bigger as we do loot da 'Umies ships. Da base gets bigga, an' we can pack more Dakka in ta the base as it gets bigga. When the base is the size of this planet, it'll have More Dakka because it'll be Dakka to the Core! And it'll go Fasta!

Is not pink ya git, is Purppl.
Purppl is sneaky like.

Whoi shud we use tha planet as tha zoggin' ship? We'z got ta turn this ere inta a MASSEV shoota, and we'z gon ride da ammo like a ship roight at em!

Oi! Youz a cleva git.

We take da biggust Eldar ship we find an make it propa orky!

Iz got it! Da 'umies got a planet dats full a gubbinz an looks noice an red from space!

Ya git! if da planet is the bullet, Dat's only one Shoota. Dat's not nearly enuff Dakka. We get a buncha Dakka packed together on a planet an' that's way more Dakka.

But we'z gonna shoot da shoota.
Dis ere planet is da BIGGEST shoota.
Den we ride da moon, covvad in MORE shootaz.
When we'z close, we shoot shootas off da moon that has MORE shootas on dem, and MORE on dem, and finally we ride shootas while we's shootin our own shootas at the umies, and maybe get close enough to use a choppa too. Then we kin krump da gitz rite before da BIG shootas hit and krump da planet.

Maybe you filthy orcoids just grab each other and blast yourself through atmosphere in big ball of filth you are?

Dis is zoggin brilint idea!?
Ya pointy ead's ain't dat unorky aftur all!

I fink if we paint enough of dem rokkits stormboyz red and grab 'ech other, whin we land on da planet we ready for stompin'!!!

No need fer zoggin ships!

which comic?

deff skwadron

Ya colah blin grot! Dat planet'z purpl!

Why dont wez jus take da 'umies ship and make it Orky?

wot planet?

Lotta talk fer a buncha nife ear panizes whoze get whooped by tin boy humies and skull face necronz all da toiems.

Battle planetz alreddy been dun. Waaagh uv da Beest. We needz ta go bigga.

Time to loot a sun! Sum of dem is big and red.

We'z gunna Buloon asteroidz n'then we'z gunna lash'm tugetha

Just shove a bunch of space hulks together. MEGA HULK!

We're gonna need more scrap Boss. An shootas. LOTS of shootas.

Wot we need
>Lotsa space 'ulks
>Lotsa asteroidz
>SHOOTAS
Gots ta go bigga. Make one'a dem black holes outta shootas, sunz, asteroidz, an' space 'ulkz.

Maybe we can steal one o' dem wubway gatez from some of da less wimpy knife-ears while we'z at it, Boss?

Ok wait a tic'

wut if

nah im just sayin dis

but wut if

we take da moon...

... and shuv it into da planet?

Dey both gonna break, an' imma too lazy to collect all da 'steroidz dat they break down inta

Dese two gitz have da roight idea, but it needs some polishin`.

Yo gitz, X-Zzap-It Mekboss `ere. I've `eard you love Space Hulkz an` Dakka? Oh, boss wants it big? Biggah? Even biggah den tincan `umies monastery flyin` fing?

I'z got da cunnin` plan, now shut yer stupid, gud fer nuffin` gobs an` listen to me before my dakka trigger finger gets itchy.

Well, first of all we gotza find a Space Hulk aight. Ye, ye I can `ear yourz “But x-Zzap-it, itz full of dem genestealerz an` spiky `umies” from over `ere. Well, you’z da bloody orkz, politely show dem da exit (hint : itz da exhaust vent shaft). Now that we’z got our Space Hulk for ourselves, you might say somefing loike : “Itz still not big `nough, da Boss asked it to be even biggah!” Dis iz where fings start getting` orky, har-har!

Remember what iz da tractor kannon? Yep, same gun we uze to show dem enemy fliers how superior orky teki-o-logy iz compared to deirz. We needz dat.

>LOTSA TRAKTOR KANNONZ.

Smasha gunz would be even bettah. We really should be usin` stompa’s lifta-droppa, but you runty gitz are probably too poor to even imagine the amount of teef it costs. Although if da Boss is rich `nough to afford it den itz da bestest, it’d speed up construkshun by a lotz. We’z gonna weild all da kannonz I’ve mentioned all over da surface of a Space Hulk.

Now, that itz done, we’z gonna need lotsa boyz. And not just normal boyz, we’z gonna need lotsa burna boyz and meks, although normal gitz are fine to join da crew - we’z gonna need anyone we can `ave, because we’z gonna be fightin` daemons 24/7.

Wutz dat? x-Zzap-it, why we’z gonna be fightin` daemons you say? Well, shut it and keep listenin` or I’ll add some holes in your skull with me flashy shoota free of charge. We’z gonna be fighting daemons `cause we’z going to da Warp!

Now, now, after da first wave of daemons is over, if we’z still alive an` kickin` den we should look around for anuva Space Hulk or some lost and abandoned ship and head towardz it. Oh-h-h, I like da look on yourz face! You are finally gettin` it!
We activate ALL da traktorz and pull it noice an` close. While fightin` daemonz. After dat, we leg it out of da Warp wiff our lil` trophy and wield it to our ship! Dem space hulks always got dakka on them, we don’t even have to add anyfing(except moar trakktorz)! Clean all da inhabitants and go back fer anuva go! Eventually we’z gonna make it so big it’ll start attracing other space hulks simply by it’s sheer mass, so it’ll become even easier. TIME FER WAAGH!