Who is the sexiest planeswalker and why is it boypucci Jace?

I don't mean fat girls, but having good hips isn't the same as being thicc, that's just having good hips.

Liliana

I'm sure Jace can conjure up a phantasmal dick.
It'd sacrifice itself if you targeted it with a spell, of course, but until then it would be as strong or stronger than an ordinary dick.

so you like fat girls
wtf

It wouldn't smell right. It's established that Jace's illusions lack smell.

If this counts as fat for you, sure.

hell yeah

desu if they gave her a sexier outfit she'd be waifued more than norn

That's muscle, not fat

that's a combination of fat and body builder, the two most unattractive features a woman can have
ewww

Exactly.

who is she?

Did you only just start playing?

just tell me

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Elspeth.

Just avvin a giggle m8, it's elspeth tirel the mono white paladin chick

unlike most monowhite characters she was a genuine hero and not a MUH HONURR N PURITEE lawful retarded type

so they killed her

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not a walker

reminder that she has no pussy

why the fuck did they use this gorgeous art for the intentionally awful intro pack walker and put godawful uncanny valley shit on the really good one in KLD

Probably Freyalise. If not her then Bo Levar.

modern walkers have too much exposure and garbage writing to be attractive in any capacity

>garbage writing
>is a fan of the old novels

the shit theyre putting out now is leagues above commodore fucking guff

I never said the old writing was better, there was just less of it.

Less material gives less chances for people to fuck up characterization, leading to more likeable characters.

i seriously don't get this attitude

"too much exposure" "less writing is better" how the fuck can you not like a character because there's more media about them

See

that logic doesn't apply to wheel of time, the dark tower, and various other fucklong series

I want Gideon's umwashed cock to slap my face

That's because they are written by a single author AFAIK.

More than Sarkhan's scaley D special?

You've discovered the secret!
user was actually referring to thicc ladies when they said thicc ladies!
Fucking shocker right there.

I only just started playing so I have no idea who that is, so all I can say is

Yummy

Nahiri

He probably doesnt wash under his regular foreskin si its probably plenty stinky

His personal illusions on Innistrad were useless against werewolves due to them lacking any scent. I think Garruk could sniff him out that way too.

But she does have a mouth.

He can also turn his hands into dragon heads in order to breathe fire out of them.
Think about the other stuff he could do with his body.

Its a tie between Dack and Sorin

Welcome
So you also haven't heard of Garruk, Koth, or Ajani during his shirtless phase.

I agree. I need a thicc or thicc male planeswalker

Mother fucker was massive.

I can't choose between bunny-ears and stonegazer

Though personally I like the followers of Pharika the most.

Shouldn't forget Arlinn

>boypucci

Pls continue

She's going to look good mounted on Elspeth's spear.

Have we decided what this smokin' piece of ass is packing?

He's a dude. But what he'd actually use is your worst nightmares.

a void. not a vagina, just another break in the body billowing black smoke.

She's a dead fish in bed, user.

If you don't have wings, scales, and breathe fire, he's not interested in you. Sarkhan is a complete dragonaboo.

Disregard all others.

I agree, Kiora's octopuses are best girls.

Speaking more seriously, what stories and books does she appear in?

>tfw he is completely covered in a very fine layer of fur.

She showed up in the Theros ebooks a little, then in the online story articles for NuZendikar

Only a little in the books? A shame, I don't want to dredge through the archives.

Who is the biggest faggot and why is it OP?

There was also a random story article where she fought Thassa and stole her bident.

>Liking Kiora
How? If you tried rating her on a scale from absolute thundercunt to the hypothetical child of Nahiri and pre-Worldwaker Nissa, she would break the scale. That's how mindnumbingly bitchy she is.

And she makes zombies look attractive.

Did you not see the hips.

Sure she's a bit arrogant but she's got to be strong for the sake of her little sister.

Enjoy your slimy fish sex.

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, I'm sure plenty of people are into that. I mean, that's half of what oil and lube accomplishes.

I'll worship pic related.

He does have some plump dicksucking lips when you think about it