Moving to Bueonos Aires what am I in for

Moving to Bueonos Aires what am I in for

fat ass
narsicism
Spanish with Italian accent
carne a la parrilla
ok economy

>zegema beach.

People go clubbing until like 5am but no one drinks.

get ready to be hit by a comet.

Speak English and you will be either upcharged, robbed, or dead

why are you moving to buenos aires and where from

Girls
Cheaper
Party Scene

Toronto

oh, then this
100% this

>Girls
Shitty reason to move
>Cheaper
Not if you are going to work for an Argentine salary
>Party Scene
Even shittier reason to move

what about costa rica or what would you choose in S. America ?

is this real?

what. the fuck.

what do they do? genuinely asking

dance
socialize
sex

anything closely resembling pic related will be off limits to you

Argentina is a shit hole, don't do it

Who gets to fuck her?

The oligarchs.

anyone, for the right price.

unfortunately, biz crypto kitties cant compete with kind of corrupt drug lords in latin america

Dad from Mendoza. Argentina a shit hole. Went to visit him in March. Told me to not speak english or they will cut your tongue in some places.

Girls are mediocre frauds who think they are hot shit. Great food. Love to party. Learn Spanish quick or die.

This nigga knows what's up

this

I speak reasonably fluent Spanish with an accent (not English accent though). Would I still get beat up?

nah, as long as you stay away from niggers you are ok here, ignore these faggots

Okay thanks man. It's actually the only place in South America I want to visit. I am Portuguese but I look very gringo

not yet; next summer though, prepare your anus.