The beautiful barmaid suddenly opens herself and very briefly exposes her skeleton. You are the only one that notices...

>The beautiful barmaid suddenly opens herself and very briefly exposes her skeleton. You are the only one that notices. She winks at you.

[Rattles internally]

>You win again, LSD.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

I roll for initiative

Roll for SAN first noobcakes

I wink back. Or at least do that twinkle of red light thing in one of my eye sockets.

My kind of woman.

>I have the weirdest boner right now.

/thread

She takes inside jokes too literally.

>>undershit
We all hate you and your meme game. gtfo.

I don't hate him. Go back to .

I use Detect Evil, trying to work out if that's taunting the paladin or flirting with the adventurer.

I lack determination. Go back to

>"meme game"

I jump her bones.

Well if she insists I may throw her a bone.

help my carlos-fu is weak

Don't worry, if her display didn't debone you, it's no skin off your back.

...

leave this place /v/

detect Evil, what happens

also check to see if i'm drugged or sleeping

Invite her for some coffee and chocolate milk.

Well, we all know it's what's on the inside that counts.

And so these two liches unlived happily ever after.

You fall for using Detect Evil as a crutch instead of trying to do what you believe is the right thing to do.

>anyone on Veeky Forums liking undertale

I enjoyed it.
So take your obligatory angle 'okay' and go sit in the corner.

Nigga it's a good game but no one on Veeky Forums is obsessed with it. Quit projecting and leave it at that.

...

Skeleton thread?