What is the most ridiculous weapon

A keyblade whipsword.

You'll be glad of it when the pizza elemental shows up.

Actually, I imagine a motorized pizza cutter (basically, a circular saw blade) would be very effective in a fight.

It's like chainsword, only better.

that design is all over the place

please dont tell me that is official art for some game. even ff doesnt do this shit

A keygunblade whipsword

I'm pretty sure it's FFTA 2.

>buckler on both arms, for +1 AC each!

>BROWN BROWN BROWN
go fuck yourself with a salted cactus.

What is this supposed to even be?

Why can she not afford a new shirt?

What other color is leather supposed to be?

I suppose I could've made it grey or red, but those are basically brown with different saturation.

...

>What other color is leather supposed to be?
I dunno, user. Any?

>In b4 but there was no dye in middle ages

both shit

at least make the feathers a different color you lazy fucksticks, the original design pops because of the purple-green contrast

>dying leather

make her markings look like actual scars and we'll be in business, user

>Pops
If by Pop you mean visual assault.

You don't get to talk shit about color palettes if the first thing you make is shit brown all over.

Also
>hating on green and purple

>having boring armor
>having boring life

My favorite bit, other than all of it, is the flared elbow sleeve.

There are a lot of things making her look stupid, and the color palette isn't foremost on that list.

Fine, you fucking faglords.
Take your shitty image, I'm fucking done here.

Yeah, but it makes it painful to look at.
You don't use purple and green as primary colors in your color palette, and if you do - YOU DON'T MAKE GREEN MORE PROMINENT THAN PURPLE.

if you hate it so much, use one of her many other outfits you sperg

>having leather armor

See, this one is good.
Yellow and black contrast looks good.
And the detail work on the top piece looks superb
Also, I don't know who the fuck this character is.

f-fucking c-cute!

CUTE!

She's called Lingalin Galohshi.

dick, crazy, you know the drill.

Why is she using a heavier and larger than needed chakram?

she's a crazy hobo psycho bitch with a ladyboner for a demon sword.

Because she's from a setting where her weapon is considered moderately sensible.

If that's moderately sensible, what qualifies as overly insensible?

she can be cute

a katana for some reason

Tira is the very definition of a murderhobo, really.
Goes places, kills people, doesn't have a single sensible thought in her head.

user, that looks NOTHING like a clitoris that I've seen. What kind of fucked up /d/ porn're you fapping to?
care to share it?

Well, not really. SC has normal and relatively normal weapons.

And then there's people who fight with axes as big as they are, evil crystal swords, some weird katar-scissors abominations, shovels, etc.

Most of the weapons in Soul Calibur aren't even that bad

I'd say most of the characters have normal ass weapons, and a handful have some crazy shit

Ivy's Whipsword
Soul Edge

Needs more underboob.

and yet the ONLY character who gets shit for their weapon is Mitsurugi because hurr durr using a katana now that we have guns samurai are dead abloo abloo

AND THEN, THERE IS THIS GUY

Or maybe the katanas, or the jian, or the spear, or the guan dao, or the arming swords, or the axe, or the staff, or the rapiers, or the nunchucks, or the tonfas, or the tetsubo

You know, I actually wouldn't mind a guy with a musket.

Like, an actual musket, not that stupid infiny-bullet pistol-sword Cervantes has.

"Okay, hear me out"

"God damn it, Tony! What now?"

"New weapon idea— we take a whip, glue razor blades to it."

"Wasn't that done in Blea-"

"BUT THE RAZORS ARE ACTUALLY LIKE A SWORD PUZZLE ON STRING"

rip in peace you beautiful bastard

An oversized Chakram is still pretty tame compared to anything Siegfried weilds, or Astaroth, or Ivy , or Voldo.

also, that art but big in case you wanted it

The Monster Hunter series's Charge Blade, a sword and shield that combine to form a ridiculously oversized axe. Attacks in the sword and shield mode build energy, which is then stored in the shield and used to power the axe mode's explosive attacks.

Kicking people with the axes on your toes.

voldo most of the time just uses a pair of katar
those are totally fine

So he's like Dr. Eggman, but if he exercised instead of building robots to fight a blue hedgehog and shit?

Siegfried has a couple;e that are ALMOST normal looking
Some of Astaroth's would look okay if they werent fucking huge, but hes also some kind of giant, so whatever

OP image only shows up in her first appearance.

I'd like to point out that is a shopkeeper in this setting

>DOSH
>LOADSAMONEY
>classy pinstriped outfit
>moustache groomed specifically for twirling it
>wears a hat like a true gentleman
>exquisite shoes and accessories
>properly furnished chair
Is there anything this guy can't do?

Is he the red magma looking motherfucker that looks like he shaped his rock cock into a weapon?

no

he's Lupin III

A woman without the aid of some sort of roofie or bizarre penis attachment, if I had to guess

A keytargunblade whipswordchakuriken

Never watched Lupin

Well, do it

Please prove me wrong if I am, but surely there are no REAL swords on Siegfried scales.

The guy was pretty much always wielding a slab of solid metal as tall and wid as a man.

wrongo

he bangs princesses so he can rob them
or does he rob princesses so he can bang them?

hard to tell

I said "almost"

I feel like I caught several previously undocumented STDs just looking at him

Theres like, two guys that could describe in the picture posted in this thread

the princess in question

if you have been on Veeky Forums for any amount of time you simply HAVE seen images of Hilde

Axe-dick rock monster

They're certainly exaggerated, but they're not always CRAAAZY big.

Yes
He didn't use too look all lava-y

I still kinda disagree that a tower shield sized sword is "almost" normal outside of an anime, but ok.

I can actually roll with that. The bit that gets me is that said razors on a string can shoot into the ground and come up beneath somebody's feet.

I've only been here a few months, can't say I have. /b/, /d/, /y/, /hm/, and /s/ are the only other boards i ever really frequented in my years in this hell

That's kinda the exception that proves the rule though.

But then he got the Herp? Never played any of the soul caliber games

YOUR COOOOOOOOCK! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

I havnt played since, like, 3
They also took out a bunch of characters I liked in the new games, so fuck that franchise

Flagellation dildo of ultimate repent

Her weapon isnt by any means mundane, its some kind of crazy alchemic / sorcerous focii she created after years of research.

Are you me?

I'd still like to see a return to form if there's ever a Soul Calibur Six.

well maybe now you'll recognize her in a character art dump

whenever anyone asks for girls in somewhat proper armor, she's there

Get out of D tier?

Which makes it LESS wacky...?

If we want to go into the lore, couldn't Kilik's mirror bandolier end the world or some shite?

Her whipsword is actually a living weapon, like a really shitty version of soul Edge/Calibur. It can move like that because she broke off a bit of her soul and implanted it in the blade.

Originally he was just a flesh golem tasked with retrieving a demon sword.

Several deaths, resurrections, curses and getting shards of said sword stuck in him later, he became... that.

Okay, reanimated pile of flesh that ends up looking like a marshmallow that caught fire, and dropped in fine gravel

Less wacky? No. I was just explaining why it can do that. The bits also break apart and fly around to attack from multiple angles before rejoining for one of her more difficult input attacks.

> Fancy armour
> Skilled at short and long range
> Muh honour
> Red head
> Big, soft, pillowy lips
> German

Hilde is best Caliburette.

Yeah, that's a actually a very accurate description.

The lore of Soul Calibur isn't any better than in most fighting games. I try not to think about it too much and just enjoy watching combatants get in sword fights and shit. I don't particularly like any of the characters with ridiculous weapons, because their weapons are ridiculous. I'm like "Cool! I'm gonna close in, feint low with my sword, and upper cut her. No, wait. Her razor-string just popped out of the ground and hit me. Awesome sword fight, bro."

>Soul Calibur
>weird weapons/fighting styles
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>Animoo and Music references, the game
I see your guilty gear and raise you Clayfighter.