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Veeky Forums, what is the most egregious example of a character designed solely to fulfill his or her player's sexual fantasy you ever encountered?

Why does this interest you so much.

bikini armor thread?

There's 3 fucken threads on bikini armor:

A soldier who is part of standardised, yet highly efficient and well trained military, moderately armed and armoured with robust and effective weaponry who follows commands well and has a good head for battle.

I'm HARD AS ROCKS right now.

His character description included a 5 foot long penis that he would "wrap around and stick in his ear".

> good head

That's all I read....

me, making a short and stocky chubby adventurer girl
she was a mage that floated around because of a failed spell that never wore off, so the inability to truly exercise and her love for food had taken a toll on her

at some point in the game i found a way to dispell the floating and the fighter put me up for physical training

>chubby
user, that's fucking obese

she's also not a mage, pic is clearly unrelated
not that i don't like straight up fat chicks either i just didn't want to go all in with the magical realm at the table

If anyone's magical realm involved fat chicks, i'd fucking quit

One of my players characters is taken directly out of the porn blog she draws and I don't really know how to respond to it, it hasn't come up in game and it's definitely not a fetish thing but I find it kinda weird that she just threw it in their without preface

Fat is objectively disgusting and no one with a healthy mindset will have a kink for it. Being attracted to fatties is internalizing the whole fox and the grapes.

I have the exact thing going on in my game right now.

Player linked to her tumblr art blog at the beginning of the game, since she said that she would draw some of our characters and wanted to show us some of the other stuff she did.

Her art blog had a link to her "NSFW" art blog in the header, so I investigated and found that the character she was playing was both named and designed after her self-insert fetish avatar character

I've been polite and haven't brought it up but jesus does that make this campaign uncomfortable.

>I cannot into anthropology
That's nice, user.

well that's like, your opinion, man

be that as it may, it's made finding girls who I want to have sex with that also have low enough standards to have sex with me in the tabletop community remarkably more easy than for most people who play ttrpgs.

I never, ever have to worry about that whole "you have to choose between dating a girl who actually likes roleplaying games and isn't in it for the attention or a girl who's conventionally attractive" thing the rest of you always do.

>Having to retrain walking and appropriate muscle mass on the entire body when overweight after not having ever had to support your weight for possibly years on end.
Sounds like pure torture to me from my limited experience with muscle loss.

the gm realized this as well so he magically fixed it with the spell too instead of making her a cripple

Story here?

Nothing gets me going like a comprehension of tactics that go beyond "Shoot them"

A bard who seemed only to go after married woman and other who he wasn't supposed to have like nuns. It ended badly but was a pretty sweet ride until then.

Dear god, just stop

Cleric of a god of gluttony, she couldn't get fat, but ate anything and everything and looked pallid and sick from it. Like she could eat more at a meal than many adults combined, was almost always hungry and when there wasn't food she'd eat bad or even inedible stuff like corpses and trash. Eventually she could swallow and stomach things which shouldn't have been possible, extending her mouth/jaw and ending up with a distended belly. Not sure if it was a fetish thing, but I can imagine it was.

Different character, definitely a fetish thing, a druid who wild changed into animals in order to get bred by wild ones, so that she could have offspring of that animal kind which were loyal to her and she could communicate with. That I remember, of the children she had included a bear, a wolf, an eagle, an otter, and some smaller stuff like a bunch of rats.

Both were female players oddly.

Link it

wow, did you just get rekt by some rando kinkster?

Why? Like most reasonably adjusted folks can separate that stuff in their head, and may just like the character.

I mean let's say you base a character on a canon character from something you like, and you also enjoy porn of that character. Is it automatically weird, or are you capable of keeping those kinds of things separate? I really wanna give you the benefit of the doubt and say you can.

top is meant for

>a guy who thinks they can land anything but fat chicks on Veeky Forums
>forgets Veeky Forums is neckbeards and losers
>trying this hard outside of Veeky Forums

>trying for women on Veeky Forums

That's a good one, no really.

Conan the Barbarian.

different user
i'm

>Both were female players oddly

It's really not that odd. Girls who are really into the hobby are just as much social rejects as the rest of us. The weird horse girls from high school, or the girls who pretended to be vampires.

Sorcerer who crossdressed his way into an all-female Wizard-guild to get away from bounty-hunters. One lie led to another misunderstanding which led to another lie, now he's recognizable on sight as a renowned hero of this guild and has to find a way to get himself out of this shit while he's still capable of keeping up the facade.

this doesn't sound like magical realm at all, it sounds like some top tier old school humor

good taste

Depends how the player made and handled the character but yeah that could be a great shenanigan

Not much of a story, I dm for a friend and his girlfriend (online) who I know a little bit less, and when we started the game she immediately had a character idea in her head which I was pretty happy about. She said it was a character that she had brainstormed already which was ok but later on I looked up the name of it and it was featured *extremely* heavily on the porn blog she runs.

...

>egregious

>muh objectification of women

What happened to Veeky Forums while I was away

Pretty sure that's not the point of the thread.

Tucker the Cucker

just get a girl online, who uses face plates all the time. Then Never ever meet. there done

I wonder if it's possible to make something around my deviant tastes at all, let alone something that won't get my reputation devastated

>my characters tend to be unwashed half-orc barbarians, bards cosplaying Halford, paladins ripped off from several sources and doesn't afraiding of anything
>my fetish list is consesual sex, lolicon, tentacles, pegging, straight shota, consensual again - I like it when hentai characters seem to enjoy whatever weird shit they are doing

Unlikely, only real gamble is the edgy vampire/god/eldritch entity loli/shota bullshit you sometimes see but even in a non lewd context people find that kind of annoying and stupid.

If you can pull it off, all power to you.

Sauce on this?

user, you can't just mention something like that and not post a link.

>mfw playing wh40k RPGs
>mfw most abnormal fetishes are heresy in-universe and I or another player can execute their PC if they try any of them
Feels fantastic man, only vanilla men for you

A ranger who was also a stripper. The player was very proud of the fact that somehow he'd found a way that her AC went up when she took off clothes.

>Fat is objectively disgusting
>objectively emotion

What do you do when you get fuckin iced for being a normie when you don't expect it?

Do you just sit in the corner while they xeno yiff or whatever?

I post here and my girlfriend was 93 lbs when I met her.

That's a pretty heavy hand you got there

how tall is she, 3'1"?

kek

Kg*

Yeah, I keep it strong.

5'3. She was underweight.

This is unironically the worst character we've ever had someone try to play, and we keep it archived for nightmare fuel.

++++++++++

Alex grew up in a large family of four sisters and his mother, but no father. He was the man of the house, but his sisters had other plans, always dressing him up like a cute little girl. This issue became the norm for him, and instead of allowing them to take his clothes away, he gave in and began wearing dresses, skirts and feminine clothes.

Their actions didn't halt his studies, but he was less of people person, and much weaker from being shunned by the kids his age. Words couldn't describe how little he actually cared about being appreciated by other children, as the only acceptance he sought was from his family, and soon from the people that visited the tavern he began to work at.

Cook, dancer, violinist, singer, healer were the jobs that Alex worked throughout his childhood, and his time at the tavern. Though, none of this could fill the hole in his heart that he felt. Something was missing in his life, but what was it?"

Nobody knows what a kg is, yuropoor.

Tell her you want to do some one on one roleplay that you can't do with the others around, specializing in exploring the "other side" of her character.

80% of the world doesn't know what an lbs is

Over 80% of the world has also never been to the moon.

That is garbage even without the obvious fetish content. Straight up mary sue bullshit

80% of the world is a bunch of dirty, communist third world plebs that unironically enjoy the transformers movies and soccer

If they ice me for being a normie, the commisar ices those furfag fucks sevenfold

You mean 99.9999999999%

That is over 80%.

Do you count yourself as having been to the moon?

>was

And then what happened?

Pregnancy happened.

Hi, Edwin Eugene Aldrin Junior, pleased to meet you.

>knocking up 5ft nothing skelly
man of a fine taste

*sigh*
Drakdoodles.tumblr.com

Male player with a female PC. She went everywhere barefoot and I know he's got a foot fetish. he didnt really draw attention to it though, if I hadn't known about his fetish it would have just seemed like a character quirk.

Half my GURPS characters have the androgynous advantage. I really fucking love gender bender. No I don't bring it up during play the whole time.

>Racist against skellingtons
Shameful.

... Well, at least it's not shit quality

>Something was missing in his life, but what was it?"
let me guess, a Big Guy's dick in his boipucci, I bet

where is that priest woman that lactates holy water-milk, i know I had that image saved somewhere....

>Every shitty 'forced feminization' or 'sissy' Erotic text game intro ever

The plethora of magical realm GMPCs I ran in the past. I'm over it. My apologies to the players who had to suffer through my extended puberty.

You talkin about Alice?

That dumbass forearm blade bugs me more than her armor

What are you one about? The bureaucracies of the Imperium are a ripe breeding ground for degenerates and pleasure cults. There are entire worlds dedicated to pleasure.

I feel cheated because for some reason nuns are inseparable from corruption fetishists. I get the connection, I just want a cute girl in a habit having an affair with an equally faithful Paladin or Priest.

I gotchu, senpai.

Came here to post this.

Anyone who joins an online game just to talk to strangers about her stupid tumblr should be sentenced to a month of community service.

Mine was strangely unintentional. Dark Heresy assassin, decided to random roll the entire character creation.
Ended up with a lithe, pale skinned red haired 19 year old mute girl with anger management issues.
Loved it.

>play fat girl character in way that makes it obvious you're into fat chicks
>fat girl players pick up on this and see their chance
>you have instantly communicated your interest to the relevant audience

Bravo, user. You've inspired me.

Not to mention it's terrible writing. Redundant wording, passive voice out the wazoo, awkward sentence construction. Entirely unacceptable for anyone past age 15.

I think the worst part is that you can tell he thinks it's great.

Just gotta find a nun of a religion that doesn't make the human body haram.

Every time a lesbian character shows up.

Veeky Forums told me lesbian characters were cancer, and it's proven true again and again.

You know there are probably more efficient ways to get your point across

SJWs stopped being a boogeyman.

>GOLLY I SURE DO LOVE FAT GIRL SEX
>HINT HINT HINT

It could probably be rephrased in a way that's not as terrible. Just keep it brief with something like: wimpy, antisocial, musician, crossdresser looking for a new job

Nah man that is the best part. Its two people trying to stay pure, but they're distracted by another perfectly pure feeling they have for each other.

Does the term 'magical realm' ring any bells?

>basing a character on a canon character

Kill yourself.

ITT: white knights and people who self-insert. Veeky Forums truly has fallen.