Meet Mike Lindell...

Meet Mike Lindell, the former crackhead who found solace in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and became an entrepreneur multimillionaire.

bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-01-11/the-preposterous-success-story-of-america-s-pillow-king

If he can make it, why can't you, Veeky Forums?

What be a christian? No thanks

Whats the connection to crypto?

mypillows are comfy desu

>What be a christian? No thanks

Those pillows fucking suck

hes a cryptojew

God bless this man

he did that already

but justice comes not always in this life.. RIP billy mays

Never tried one but I might, just for the keks of supporting this madman

kek

literally /ourguy/

It was a bitter cold, winter night, Mike Lindell had just layed himself down on a mattress of wet newspaper and yesterday's Chinese store garbage coming off a 3-day crack binge when he thought to himself, "Damn...I really could use a pillow"

Immediately he had a EUREKA moment, and thus, My Pillow was born.

Trump is unironically a joke an going to cost us the next 4 presidencies. This was our last shot at conservatism becoming main stream and accepted. Could've had Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, run the gamut. But we got this idiot, because we thought it would be funny.

Looking forward to 16 years of fucking socialism you idiots. God damnit.

>Being this adolescent

IT WAS HER TURRRRRNNNNN!!!

dems are fucked m80, no leader, no platform, no mercy.

not to mention the fact that they need to play defense for the midterms

Fuck off kike.

literally just bought my mom a mypillow for christmas glad i could support a former crackhead

>gay cartoons
>gay religion
checks out

>This was our last shot at conservatism becoming main stream and accepted
Top kek. Presidents and even politicians do little to make an ideology mainstream unless they're exceptional individuals. Even then, they're just encapsulating a manifestation of a public feeling and pushing society further in that direction.

Cruz wouldn't have beat Hillary. Rubio might have driven out the spic vote enough in NV, CO, and VA to eke out a victory that way but would another 4 years of compassionate conservatism and "comprehensive immigration reform" have accomplished anything but be a small dip in the uptrend of the leftward march?

>socialism
The GOP is going to either become a national socialist party or libertarian if it wants to survive and stay relevant in the coming decades. Maybe party split.

Great idea, wishing you and your family a comfy and warm Christmas

>16 years of socialism
Sounds good, I'm tired of gambling with crypto to stay alive

Is that really what happened?

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hey thanks fella you too

more blacks = less iq
good job kaptin obvious

They're all Freemasons who are culling the goyim you gullible faggot, hope you die poor

Outdated and wrong.