Disclosing crypto to gf/wife

If you see her as future wife and parther till the end then sure, tell her. Otherwise I would shut up about it

this /thread

Been telling the wife since 2013, back then she simply thought it was "one of user's typical spleens".

Now she has her own portfolio and we talk about purchasing and selling

Well...

>on the plus side you, see will think you are smart (/lucky), which might be slightly attractive to her

>on the down side, she probably now feels entitled to part of it. So if you are going to deny her that vacation she wants, or that new pat she wants, you will be the bad guy.

Honestly, even though my girlfriend isn't a gold digger, I still think the downside will probably outweigh the temporary upside.

see will think = she will think*
pat = pet*

fuck

>'user why can't you cash it out?'
>'Bitch! I told you I can't!'
>'How can you say you have 15k?'

>disclosing X to female
No. If you have to ask, never.

Everyone thinks that before marrying.

The majority of marriage lead to a divorce.

Considering OP is a male, he's gonna get fucked at the divorce.

My advise is he does not have to tell her, and doing so will bring no benefit to them, but will potentially put him at risk in case of divorce / financial trouble on her side.

The pros are literally zero, the cons are superior to zero, hence telling her straight forward is a bad idea.

Didn't cash out I just assume that since I made around 21500, hodling I owe 30% to the government.

You owe nothing lmao

They will extort those 30% from you, but I won't go as far as saying you owe tax to government being a cuck, but it's the beginning of this process of thought.

Hide your gains my dude, government has nothing to know about your digital private property.

Use your gains to get Veeky Forums, buy some nice clothes and Chad up as much as you can. She’s not gonna leave you unless you act like a weak pussy.

my gf saw my blockfolio one time and then got curious, I just told her and she didn’t think much of it, might have been a different story if I had more than a couple grand in the game but it’s not really a problem imo

Dont do this

>asked gf for a loan early this year
>no dont be a retard
>get a payday loan anyway
>buy lots of ETH
>Never tell her
>Moving to Canada later next year
>Never tell her

If everyone don’t pay our taxes, how will we feed all those black voters?

I told my wife and she instantly started spending it.

Good thing I only told her about the BTC and not the ETH.

>live in fear of the inevitable Tax Man for the rest of your days lol

If I ever reach more than 1M, I'll just leave to a non-tax state witht he help of my bro (lawyer) and buy a house in a country like FInland / Canada and live off the revenue.
Not a single dollar is gonna be wasted in tax, except the VAT on the plane ticket.

I left a window open that showed I bought $500 of BTC with an almost maxed out credit card. She saw it and asked me about it, I told her I was just thinking about buying it but didn't go through with it. She believed it and moved on.

Now that I am up to $1200 I'll tell her the truth. She will be mad I lied but happy it's working out. Of course it will probably crash and make me lose it all soon.

My gf was pretty impressed when I doubled her money in a month. Although not impressed enought o put in 10k like I suggested and double her fuckign monthly INCOME

If you hold for longer then a year you will be taxed at a max of 15% unless you cash out 400k plus and then it's only 20%

>Disclosing crypto to gf/wife
Depends on what her financial responsibilities are right now in the relationship. If she manages everything for both of you and you snuck some money away to invest in crypto then I think you can make a case that you should tell her. If it's anything else? Fuck no, keep it a secret and only reveal it when you need to. It's just going to be more pressure on you in a volatile market.

Very few women have what it takes to save and invest responsibly. I'm not sure I'd call investing in crypto investing responsibly, but it takes a lot of discipline to roll with its crazy swings and I wouldn't trust a woman to handle that. Some of us were here when that Australian user's gf sold his bitcoin at a massive loss during the June dip and he reaged and hit her and ended up going to jail. Shouldn't have told her anything.

Married, both of us holding various coins. We'll sometimes combine alt gains to save on transfer fees, but we both keep separate wallets.
If you're married and in a stable long term relationship then it's not a big deal, since crypto becomes a combined goal of buying a house and raising a family etc. Revealing it to a gf is far more risky.
Also if any woman wants to know the particulars of how much you're holding, it's probably a red flag. The goal should be accumulating together, not knowing how much there is for short term payouts.
As an added bonus get a hardware wallet and keep the pass phrase in a safe place like a deposit box or something, so if one of you dies then the other one isn't left with nothing.

There are very few people who know about my crypto and I lie to all of them

Don't tell her. All women are whores and they only care about your money, abs and cock size.

What has the government ever done for you?

>(after tax)

always keep your wealth secret as long as youre able to.
telling women you have money is never a good idea unless you plan on throwing your cash in the trash

Transferred my wealth to those less fortunate than I. They're so nice to do it for me.

Fuck no I`m not telling her. She`d want to spend it on new kitchen appliances and travel.

We can travel as soon as Im debt free.

Yeah I share it. Hard to keep these kind of gains to yourself, to be honest. Plus, she's a good person and I trust her.

Never ever reveal your gains outside of your financial lawyer.

>trusting women

Unless you have been married since 40 years don't.
Only human with a vagina I would tell is my mother but it's only because she has been top notch at managing my father income (who is a chronical spender) since 30 years and was always good to me.

Is this your first serious relationship?

Sure I had those feelings as well in the past, but guess what? I was wrong, and those relationships failed.

I am not bitter about it, I love my currently girlfriend. I am happy it made me less naive.

You' re like the guy who sells all his alts after btc has been mooning for a full day. Not necessarily a moron, but definitely inexperienced.

No, I've had two long-term relationships before my current fiancée, one of whom I'm on good terms with, the other not. More than enough experience with women, but thanks very much for the condescension and "definitely inexperienced" though.

Someone need to browse TRP a bit.

Are you retarded? Unless you live in the woods, you use public infrastructure every day.

inb4 >hurr I'd make my own roads for cheaper.

Do your gfs/wifes really control your lives this much?

Youre all pathetic. Do what you want. I always tell my GF about this stuff but she knows that I do what I want and she cant stop me or tell me what to do. Thats how healthy relationships are supposed to work.

Ah yeah, a hugbox for emotionally stunted losers incapable of forming human relationships. Easy to pretend it's all someone else's fault isn't it? Couldn't be anything to do with you at all, could it? I'll continue to enjoy a decent, human relationship while you enjoy your wank sock and hookers.

/thread

If you are a white upper-middle class american, french or british you definitely get shit services for what you pay.

don't do it. I made the mistake of doing this with my gf and now she expects me to cover all expenses because i'm making gains

Don't tell. Use XMR for the divorce.

>if you're a slave you make use of your master's infrastructure everyday herp derp

I talk to my gf more about crypto than anything else, she trades too.

Simple : is she your wife/gf, or a roommate you happen to sleep with?
Difference between the two is about thinking of your assets as shared vs private.

good advice

>government has nothing to know about

>after tax

Good goy

>"he has a rational approach when it comes to human relationships, he must be an awful virgin loser"

Typical strawman and social shaming from a roastie, either you are one or this kind of guy pic related.

The divorce rate after 20 years of marriage is 50%
70% of divorces are initiated wife
85% of the custodial parents are mothers
90% of child supports receivers are women

Sure, you can bet your couple is "special" and that you will stay with each other until your last breath and that you will never fight over the assets.
Or you can not be a naive idiot, read some cautionary tales out there and then hedge the financial risk by securizing some of your assets if things go wrong.

made me think

yes. But tell her $10k so you have $5k to spend on hookers and drugs.

Same boat user. She knows I've got money in it and I move on altcoins but she has no clue what my hodlings are... I'm worried to tell her, but I kind of just want to dump a house and new car on her one day.

What kind of backwards country bothers to tax such tiny profits?

This is why I've deleted every mention of Bitcoin from my social media and will never mention to future significant others what I'm worth. I'm not super rich but I'm now creating more worth a day in crypto than I earn as a wage slave, I'm gonna ride this out for a few years then cash out.

Hope your not thinking the last few weeks is the new norm, because you'll get wrecked once this shit settles down.

Well, that or this is the new norm and I get super fucking rich and who gives a shit if I was wrong on an anonymous Indian poo without the loo board.

>"typical strawman"
>"you're like this guy"
ok faggo
>divorce rate is 50%
so 50% of marriages do stay together, then? why's that? because the men are 'being deceived'?
or maybe it's possible to understand your "cautionary tales", combine that with actual experience with women, and come to a place where one is able to maintain a decent and happy relationship

The cu*k levels of this post are disgusting, please go back to plebit

this is now an open question for everyone
cucknadian here
>live in n.s.—one of the most taxed provinces in the country, with barely any jobs and extremely high property costs
>gov. did absolutely nothing when people were relentlessly breaking into our house, destroying our belongings, and stealing our possessions for years when i was young; mother, who was highly depressed and well beyond subverted at the time, called cops and requested that the people who were destroying our house be removed more than a few times, and police were at our house on numerous occasions
>literal cumstains on the bed that i had to sleep on, excessive noise to live with all day and every night, uncertainty in what will be missing from the house after school, shortages of food in the house, endless smoking forever and ever that we just had to endure, violence from random idiots every week
>house eventually a known drug den, had moved in with dad half-a-year after that point—little sister still living there for almost a full year
>social services did absolutely nothing at all to intervene—/though, i'm kinda glad that ///they/// didn't/
>did absolutely nothing at all for me other than offer antidepressants after i had developed a sinus infection at age 13 that made life hell for eight years; in later years, after insisting that they finally do something, i waited 3 months for a CT scan that literally only took 2 minutes—finally found out that i indeed had a sinus infection, and did fucking nothing
>not kidding about that last one; feel like a brain damaged fucking retard from eight years of horrible breathing

>gave purposefully tainted vaccines to father while he was in military; during subsequent "parenthood", he was extremely short-tempered and arrogant, was a terrible father who never stood up for us growing up (abandoned three instances of his own flesh and blood for a barely-matured thot that he forced our mother to fuck while we were downstairs with her mouthbreathing idiot daughter)
>recently took $10 million of our shit fiat tax dollars to pay a fucking former ISIS terrorist who should have surrendered any expectation of being treated like anything but an enemy when he picked up arms to join a violent rebel terrorist group, and killed a U.S. soldier

omitting the negatives,
they have done
n o t h i n g
for me
their efforts and laws clearly amount to a burden—a negative
they've created a shortage of business in this country, and have bred an overwhelming surplus of mental disarray and pointless degeneracy
they're bending to to whim of the alt-left with nearly unprecedented blind faith—and our society is clearly leering closer and closer to real cultural marxism, in which all problems are blamed on one racial group
they've let in thousands of "refugees" fleeing to a more generous welfare state that are vying for the demise of our civilization—while we pay for it

and that's all taxes are
they're something that the government forces you to pay in order to provide you with broken or corrupt services that, at best, barely at all help its citizens—and at worst, force them to dig their own graves, at their own expense

so,
i'm gonna adopt cryptos,
and i'm gonna get really rich while i do it.

wherever possible, i'm not going to fucking pay for a bunch of clueless socialist jackasses to sit around and do nothing while i and any merit i may have held are to rot away with illness after having watched the complete and utter annihilation of my childhood. this is a cancer that feeds off of us and provides negative merit, and it has to be stopped.

also apologies if the wording is fucking handicapped
>the absolute state of my mind

don't tell her until after marriage
btw very jealous you have a gf
fuck you

/thread

Stfu Joshfag

user, if you're with someone for 7 years and you have to think about it, you probably shouldn't be with them desu

Luckily my wife is a bigger NEET than I am, and encouraged me to stop wage cucking by buying more crypto.

Smart user. Story time: Once i cheated on my girlfriend, and thought it was noble and honest to tell her, confess my sins etc. Yeah, that backfired massively.

Listen to this guy, i wish i listened to my friends who said: take it to the grave nigga.

dude. why do men continually get with women who steal all their shit and then seem to think it's all women or they're all a risk. You realize some of them can be your friend first, sex, and life partner? Find a girl who has her own financial situation and isn't exploiting you for money, and if you do happen to be supporting her financially, she should respect that amazing gift enough to be frugal about it and to only obtain what you're ok with, and maybe you'll be able to have an actual partnership and friendship. Sharing in trade wins is so much fun to do together, I can't imagine hiding that for fear that the woman will find out and spend the money like a dumbass animal. Sounds like some of you lot are getting with some idiot women and I'm not sure what it is that you're connecting with her on, but dude, screen her personality before marrying her. A woman should not feel entitled to any of your assets even if you split, ESPECIALLY if she wasn't working. If the role was reversed, that'd be absolutely absurd. To me it's still absurd with the roles as they are. I mean, if you're using your wins for hookers and cheating on your wife in what's supposed to be a monogamous marriage, you might be starting a vengeance fire and causing them to want to steal all your shit in the divorce. Be a half decent human being, be true to your word and be honest if she isn't putting out sexually and it's fucking with your brain, or your too addicted to thrills to be able to learn to enjoy a monogamous relationship, don't fuck with her emotions for the ride, and you get to keep your dick and money free.

>my GF
No point. Either you already got her and have no reason to impress her or you don't and telling her will only prolong the inevitable break up and potentially make it nasty and she tries to Jew your money from you before she breaks it off. Just buy her something nice for Christmas.
>my wife
Probably a reason you didn't yell her. On a subconscious level you suspect something is up. Better to keep that shit hidden for the possible divorce and 50/50 split coming. also buy her something nice for Christmas. Subconscious is not always right.
>something nice
Probably gold and/or silver jewelry.

>Women
>Trading

user, I know that's cutesy and everything to have her trade and be in on "muh secret club" but you need to man up and tell her to let you manage the finances.

Wives are only there to reassure you/encourage you in your decision making, or reel you back in if you're getting too far ahead of yourself.

You don't want her getting the emotions of trading as well, wives are supposed to be the anchor, and rudder of the relationship. You're the motor, never forget that.

I also say wives because at 7 years into a relationship nothing is really going to change with a ring. She's a wife for all intents and purposes.

/thread

she will fuck you up OP.

Is she good with money, at all? Does she invest or have any kind of financial intelligence beyond "I get a paycheck, I have a bank account"? If the answer is no, then there's no reason to suddenly tip her off that you're trading and gaining, especially if you're not married.

If she wants a diamond, she's a financial gains goblin and I wouldn't tell her.

do not tell her a fucking thing. if youre happy money will shake it up. it will put ideas in her head. dont ignore what you already know about women.

>7 years was thinking about spending some gains on a ring.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don't fucking do it are you insane? nonono no marriage.it's 2017, moron. marriage is literally the MOST RISKY busines in the world. There's almost 100% chance of you getting JUSTed. DO NOT DO IT (especially if you made lots of gains). DO NOT TELL HER YOU MADE GAINS EITHER, YOU FUCKTARD. THE FUCKIONG HARPY WILL DRAIN YOU OF IT ALL, SHE WILL GUT YOU LIKE A PIG IN COURT AFTER DIVORCE.

to elaborate on this, women are a lot like dogs in they do not like their routine disturbed. they do not like their perception of you changed either. if this one ingredient changes, everything changes.

the goal of the jew is to wage war in the family home

700,000 USD hodler here. 15,000 you should keep to yourself. Jsyk I didn't tell my missus until 600,000

literally yesterday there was user crying about wife telling him to sell all his btc
never tell a woman about your gains
never ever

She's pretty frugal we both don't spend money on extravagance, we're like boomers who try to hodl our fiat forever and ever.

Idk man we both want to start a family together, and I'm sure as shit not having 3 Aryan babies out of wedlock

yea sure blame jews for your lack of loyal women

Reveal, but never trust the roastie 100%.

Good news is, crypto gives men better insurance against divorce fleecing than ever if things get serious.

Always have a secret ledger.

Always have a secret wallet.

Always have 20% of your net worth hidden on that crypto. I recommend big proven currencies like ETH, Bitcoin, LTC, and Monero.

Forget it exists. This is your backup in case your wife ever goes insane and you catch her riding the big black cock of the lawyer who wants to take half your shit someday.

Love, but never trust with all your heart.

Remember the user here while back whose coins were sold by his wife, and they ended up divorcing with user going to jail. Do you want this to happen to you?

Wow, addressed none of the other points...It's that 50% after 20 years..not all marriages. Enjoy your divorce rape dude

>I'm sure as shit not having 3 Aryan babies out of wedlock
oh so you're one of them stormcuck white knight... well, go ahead, get married and tell her about every trade you make. people like you deserve to lose it all. it's natural selection and good for humanity.

Sure thing. Enjoy your empowered life of solitude, child.

Yep still nothing addressed. Wow what a fag, btfo. Enjoy pounding away at some aging pussy while I keep enjoying myself with these 18-25 year olds. I'll make sure to take good care of your daughter when I bring her to my house, Mr. Superior and Mature Male.

Sorry though, I won't be checking in with either your wife, nor yourself when I do since I'm free to do literally anything (or anybody) that I want.

Someone find that rage divorce post of a guy who told his wife a while back.

I currently hodl $350k in crypto my gf of 6 years doesn't know about. I plan to keep it that way for the foreseeable future, however she might figure it out when a couple of mil show up in my bank one day and I go out to buy a house in cash

>asking gf for loan

Jesus Christ, dude...

Don't tell her. Women don't understand numbers. 15k isn't that much.