Stat this weapon

Not seasoned enough/10

>Cast Iron Frying-Pan
{One-Hand} {Melee Weapon} {Weight 1}
Mod 1: Bludgeon (+1 damage per played on your attack test)
Mod 2: Torch (+Fire damage)
Mod 3: Unlikely (+1 Accuracy per Ace played on your attack test)

Aw, unicode characters don't show up?
Bludgeon (+1 damage per Club played on your attack test)

>still better than a combat knife
This makes me salty to no end.

+1 AC if used as a shield
Special ability: can cook a delicious meal if used to resist fire attacks

1d4 bludgeoning
Improvised Weapon (-4 to hit)

They actually made the frying pan all class in recent years

+1 to informing teammates that you 'need a dispensah heeyah'

No fucking shit?

Oh hey, did you know the equaliser doesn't have run speed any more and they split the effects between it and a new pickaxe called the Escape Plan?
Would you also like to mention a new patch that gives the Pyro class the ability to airblast with his primary by pressing alt-fire?
What about the ability for Engineers to 'pack up' and 'redeploy' buildings by using alt-fire as well?

Nobody who doesn't play will care. Anyone who does play knew this.

mah brethren

To be wielded effectively it needs a skillet user.

Enhances healing from food items.

KRANG/10

Fuck off dutch carlos!

Beat me to it.

five slots for powerful magical augmentations on it but other than that nothing special

I am still wondering why the rest of the kids just didn't throw in the sun during the one episode where they cruised the solar system. Nobody could prove anything.

Ainsley Harriott/10

It functions exclusively according to rules of cool.

1d4 piercing crits on 19-20
or
1d6 bludgeoning, crits on 20 only
+2 AC

Bypasses and dispels all fey effects on hit, user may save twice against such effects and take the better roll.

loud/10

1d20 bashing

If wielded by female turn into 2d20 against male targets.

Isn't that the one where the glasses kid attempted suicide because his cousin was being a bitch?

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1d4 bludgeoning

+3 bonus to wake a sleeping creature

youtube.com/watch?v=YvWMfpop334

Keep going

>I'm gay

+10 vs drunks

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1d4 bludgeoning, +2 to damage vs Goblinoids.
t. Samwise Gamgee

On an unrelated note, the 5e Fighting Style "Great Weapon Fighting" seems to incentivize picking Greatswords or Mauls over Greataxes, to an almost unbalanced degree.

If you can reroll 1s and 2s, it really skews favor towards 2d6-weapons over 1d12, in a powerful way.

>Haha, this'll show him!

1d6 crushing

Advantage on intimidation against slimes

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>DM insist that all improvised weapons have the same stat no matter size or material

I'm tempted to just go ahead and make someone who bashes people with a log.

Is that a lodge skillet?

100% chance to deafen opponents for 3d6 minutes

It shows up for me. You might need to install the right character sets

Master's Pan of Debate
+10 to *clang*

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>thwack/10

Those ice shades look pretty cool. He'd be the most popular kid in class if he could just stay frozen like Iceman.

That's just a battering ram with the Broken condition.

sw-2 cr (-1 to effective Axe/Mace skill)

>Pan of smolder breaking
1d4 dmg + 1d4 cha dmg.

>look pretty cool

Clang/10

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

>newfags can't triforce
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Seriously? No one is going to REEEEEEE at the reference?

Improvised Weapon is not a fucking -4...is it?

>!CURSED!

90 power, only available at the mole's treasure store.

bacon is also normally smoked, especially the stuff that can travel.

This user gets it