A human bodyguard who can turn into a horse at will?

>A human bodyguard who can turn into a horse at will?

Realistically, how much more useful would she be?

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>she

I know what kind of thread this is, user.

A horse that doesn't spook and WANTS to stamp you into a bloody mess?
Horses are pretty stronk after all. And they can quickly evacuate if needed, or hide amongst other horses because pre industrial revolution cities were filled with them.

It's not the most useful power for a bodyguard, but there are advantages.

Well, a female horse is probably a lot stronger than most things, since they weigh a ton and are super fast.

It's great for quick escapes, but is also quite helpful in scenarios where there's enough space for them to hoof people to death.

Works better if they can somehow have barding for their horse form. I can think of much worse to have for a bodyguard.

Why would you want a female bodyguard?

Because she can turn into a horse. Keep up.

If she can turn into a horse with human level intelligence she immediately has uses that more traditional bodyguards could never fill, including males.

She can turn into a horse.
Plus, fighters are tsundere as FUCK

Why do they hire female cops?

Political correctness?

Gender quotas.

So they have somebody to beat up female libtards without being sexist about it.

Not everything a cop does is shooting people and wrassling suspects

For the small holes.

Some women want to be cops.
Gender really has little to do with it.

>Its a thread goes off topic becasue something about gender is mentioned rerun
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN FUCKING MATTER
IF THIS WAS 2007 LITERALLY NO ONE WOULD CARE

I have not been here that long but I have seen screencaps from the beginning of time.
It was dubs and "niggers".

Because it's 2016

To be fair, that dude is enormous. Compare him to the door frame behind him, he's easily 7'.

No its not a Veeky Forums oldfag thing either


Everywhere on the internet someone seems to get there shit fisted over the mention of gender all of a sudden its fucking infuriating when people talk about even when the original topic/question doesn't need the discussion of gender to begin with

>Realistically, how much more useful would she be?
Good:
Horses, as it's been said, are damn strong.
You have the element of surprise as nobody expects the horse to pull a sword.
You don't need to rely on two horses for transport.

Bad:
Clothing might not transform as well.
Can't travel until you're too exhausted to protect the client.

Ugly:
Horse cloaca
>>/mlp/

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>Horse cloaca

Can She turn back into a human as easily ?

Dubs only got popular around 2009 newfag
before then we were really weird

It's shockwaves of the internet shitflinging war between the small amount of sjw and anti-sjw.
Neither belong here.
Idiots can post -4 STR and the like, we can ignore it, and move on.

But this is Veeky Forums.
We always take the bait.
...and reforge it into master baiting.

>shadowrun.jpg

Look OP, we all knew how this thread was going going to go down as soon as you mentioned that it was a she, so let's just skip ahead to the future of this thread. Ahem...

Yes, We would all like to fuck the bodyguard horse because it is a woman that can turn into a horse.
If she were a regular woman, it would be considered too vanilla to be worth talking about and if she were a regular horse, it wouldn't get us hard because straight bestiality is just over the line of what fetishes Veeky Forums considers kosher.
However, because it's a human woman that can think human thoughts and not an actual horse, we would all fuck the shit outta that horse pussy.

There, I'm done, Carry on.

Speaking the truth

Horses dont have those.

Birds have them, and horses are closely related to birds.

Horses are dicks:

youtube.com/watch?v=Doa7n4YDNJw

You know nothing john snow.

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>Horsefeathers

That one horse is crazy pregnant and that person is lucky all they got was a nip.

Yeah, but horse milk tastes really odd to people who aren't even used to drinking real cow's milk, only the heavily processed store bought stuff

Heh, nice pun

not a whole lot really if your using the horse for transport you end up with a weighed down human in combat

>Horse cloaca
i dont think horses have a cloaca
they have a vagina one could argue that its an ugly vagina but a vagina is what it is

oh my god I can't stop laughing

this is incredible

For you

I'm not sure what my point was, but I have enjoyed this.

Me too, user

Me too

Lizard tits are pretty good

Better,
A _male_ bodyguard who can turn into a female horse.

>Realistically, how much more useful would she be?
>she

Everyone will know you're trying to insert your magical realm into the campaign OP. Do it anyways.

ECH

I want to fuck that lizard

We have some statistical ambiguity here. When transformed how does she keep
>Hit Points
and
>Horse Pussy
tracked separately? They're both HP.

Maybe HoPu stat?

Get out of here Loki.

>she

>EPICK WIHN LUL SO RANDUMB ECKS DEE

Veeky Forums was always shit.

This reminds me of the time we got a horse that could turn into a woman.

She remained at horse intelligence though. We paid her in sugar cubes.

Horse Pussy is a racial feature, not a character resource. You can't lose Horse Pussy over the course of an encounter, but Horse Pussy does give you bonuses and abilities

>>A human bodyguard who can turn into a horse at will?

Can she stop the transition halfway? This is very important.

Why is this not a Centaur thread already?

Yes, she can.

Can I impregnate her in horse form?