The God of Destruction appears in your setting and says he'll destroy everything unless someone either bests him in a...

I don't think he'd fall for that. You don't become a God of Destruction by being stupid.

Fight him, if there's one thing that MKX has taught me, it's that not even an Eldar God is immune to the Ball punch

...have you met Beerus? Dude is an impulsive idiot. It's a good thing Whis is around to grab him by the ear every now and then.

Yeah, but he's still afraid of the Omni King , who is basically DBs version of the Lady of Pain.

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He's a cat so just give him a big pile of prawns. Cats love prawns.

Then he'll go to sleep.

He is super easily impressed with food.

Unzip my pants and tell him I've got something more delicious than he's ever tasted before.

I agree to fight him, expecting a difficult but normal-violence fight, and of course, instead it turns out to be some kind of martial-arts-cooking competition, which I have to practice for for a week before the fight. I then learn he's cheating-to boot, and I find a way to win, regardless.

>"Really? I was expecting something a little more... substantial."

Without breaking eye contact I raise the comm to my mouth and instruct the man on the other side to fire for effect on my current location.

I tell him to get the fuck out and he leaves.
I'm the forever gm.

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>Exalted
>Perfect Unsoakable Attack
>Perfect Unsoakable Attack
>Stunt like a motherfucker
>More Perfect Unsoakable Attacks

>Not Being an Infernal
>Not having Experimental Acceleration Mastery so you can "craft" things XEssence faster
>Not having 5-Dots in Craft Water
>Not Making an Artifact 4, or 5 if you have the essence, meal in a single day

Tell him there's four chucklefucks hiding in a separate dimension reality who think they're better than him.
Or shoot the shit out of him because he's a goddamn triple heresy.

Drug him with catnip?
If he destroys Earth, he won't be able to get that buzz ever again.

But then I'd be playing the Exaltation designed literally to be edgier than literal edgelords.

Why in fucks name would I ever want to do that.

>Being a Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain and reveling in it
>Being Hammy as fuck
>Edgy
The First Chapter of the Infernals Book never happened.

Why are you confusing Abyssals with Infernals?

Infernals are the Exaltations designed by edgelords so incompetant literally the only Infernals supplement in existence is all about how the Exalts will inevitably evolve into sentient power metal albums.

>Abrasion of Brass and Fire
>Kneel or Be Knelt

I mean realistically unless you're E10 Beerus' raw speed and power are going to mote tap your ass, but that combined with Final Viridescence is going to give him a big surprise followed by the worst day of his life.

Solars and Siddies are probably better for perfect attacks, though. Infernals have very few of those.

>Using a charm with the Imperfection of the Demon City
>When Beerus is gonna fight you in a wasteland, or in space

Pretty sure there are two Infernals Supplements.
Return of the Scarlet Empress
And Broken Winged Crane.
BWC is the good one

>How do you react?
I write him out of my setting.
Anime shit has nothing to do here.

This is an anime website and this is a board with multiple "weeb" games

So your default answer is "I suck his penis and beg for forgiveness"

What is a god of destruction to a god of creation?

I think you missunderstood me. When I said anime has nothing to do here I meant in my setting, not on this board.

We lace a BLT with LSD and Cocaine. Or the current setting equivalent.

Two sides of the same coin. One can't exist without the other.

Overreact much?

Also, what's with this unhealthy obsession with public faggotry you're showing?

I want to see your dick, post it faggot.

>Solars and Siddies are probably better for perfect attacks, though. Infernals have very few of those.
Solars and Sids on high-essence shit from supplemets can one-hit-kill anything that isn't playing by Exalted rules.

Solars: first, active a turn-long Perfect Dodge just to shrug off whatever they have. Then, Perfect Attack with Literally Infinte Damage.

Sids with SMA reflect the enemy's first attack upon itself and then counter-hit with PA to turn them into a duck.

i start preparing a feast that will take forty billion years to complete, arabian nights style

>TFW Halfling Rogue with ranks in Profession: Chef whose goal is to raise enough money to open an Inn and Restaraunt that caters to planar travellers

FINALLY, THE ARC THATS RELEVANT TO MY CHARACTER IS HERE. THANKS DM!

Take him to some restaurant and have them serve whatever. When he complains, I retort that he just doesn't get it.

So you're going to start by carefully arranging clouds of gas and dust in space so that they eventually form a start system upon the planets of which the most delicious things are going to evlve?

Let's go to McDonald's, motherfucker

well I think we'll need to get these guys out of retirement;

youtube.com/watch?v=1TdA_yP8sV8

>Or he's provided with food more delicious than anything he's tasted before.
He thinks cup ramen is a delicacy, how hard could it possibly be? Humans must be the best chefs in the fucking multiverse by design.

Actually apparently we are.

Which Solar charms have infinite damage anyway? The only sources of infinite damage I remember in Exalted come from superweapons not charms

Amusingly, Cecelyne's otherwise shitty PDs suddenly become OP in settings where attacks that can't strike dematerialised beings or Essence ratings don't exist. Granted Beerus probably does have the former given what he did to that one kai but for the purposes of sparring he doesn't seem to use them.

Beerus is literally just an ordinary cat with god powers. Give any cat powers and they'll most likely act like Beerus.

I don't recall the name, but it's really "assign any number to your damage, however high you want".

If I remember correctly, according to some interview Toriyama actually based Beerus on his cat (or the cat of a friend, not too sure. A real cat though).

Dwarves.
Bring Bugman's, call Gotrek, make god fuck off, world dies anyways ;(

Give him baclava and espresso, this shit is the bees knees

Rightfully so. Zen-Oh (Omni-king) destroyed 6 universes instantly in a fit one day.

Why should a god of creation not be able to exist without a god of destruction?

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God of destruction serves as the janitor basically. Creator goes off creating bunch new life, and does their best to make everything perfect. Eventually it gets old and needs to be recycled. Yet its the God of Creation's baby, trying to destroy a planet/system/galaxy would bring back fond memories. That's where the God of Destruction comes in.

They're uninterested in the stories, and just see it as yet another mess to clean up. They go in clean things up, recycle the materials used which the God of Creation uses to make something new.

Hollistic "creation and destruction" mumbo-jumbo.
I guess you should say that without destruction, everything would exist and it would exist forever. This could lead to living paradoxes like square circles existing which would fuck the natural order up something fierce, creating the neccessity for destruction.

Ok

Considering my character has no idea if he's legit, he agrees to a gentlemanly duel and is instantly curbstomped because his dbz power level is probably going to be like... twenty or something.

The remaining party then starts trying to work out a way to cook for him.

Another inspiring post, thank you for your valuable and thought-provoking contribution to this thread.

>Anime shit has nothing to do with my TTRPG which in its core books includes East Asian style Shaolin monks that can run alongside walls, throw devastating punches that only kill the target a minute after impact, can use the anime cliché rapid healing factor and can talk to animals

>talk to animals

So Dr. Doolittle is an anime now?

>anime cliché rapid healing factor
Wolverine is anime
confirmed

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I offer him a chip butty laced with way too much catnip.

I ask him if he prefers a cultural dish, or a more traditional one, I'm no chef, but I'm far from my homeland, and maybe he can will into existence the spices I need.

Hope he likes coconut cream pie.
In his face.
HONK

Have the mind mage implant a memory of having just finished the most delicious meal he can conceive of.

>Shaolin and druids
>Anime

Shut up faggot.

Those came from Kung-fu movies and comic books before they were in anime you uncultured knobgobbler.

fuck off satanic homeshit

>East Asian
>Half the fucking continent
>Shaolin monks
>Anime shit
>what
user that's like saying western culture since the dawn of history is derived entirely from capeshit

Cringe that someone in my group would be autistic enough to bring in a character from an incredibly overrated series into a setting that likely wouldn't suit it.

Seriously, I enjoy Dragon Ball/Z/Super, probably more than most, but it really isn't THAT good.

>assuming homoshit instead of SS13
Call security, I've found the traitor.

Wrong HONK, user.
I've never even encountered homecuck outside of the odd porn pic.

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Somehow I think a Malifaux gunslinger, even if skilled and magically talented, is going to match him in a fight.

Oh the other hand:

>Ex-Geisha with large ranks in cooking and fantastic charm (The stat it's based on)

She might manage the second one, if he doesn't think human food is too bland after whatever alien race food he normally eats.

*I don't think

That ended up completely changed in context by missing a word.

>Or he's provided with food more delicious than anything he's tasted before
My character starts laughing maniacally.

She has been preparing for this day.

then replace god of destruction with any deathlord who, for some reason, will be sated with pudding.

>deathNep
Creation's laziest deathlord.

There we go, Culinary trigger.

Rams - Loosen Your Belts: After succeeding, if you are preparing food or drink, anyone partaking of the food or drink gains the following Condition until the end of the day: "Stuffed: The character that applied this Condition gains a + on Bewitch and Convince Duels made against this character.

There is a trigger for 'This food is so good you like me more'

Your mage is strong enough to mind control a God?

I present him with a knuckle sandwich.

But is it a genuine Ankh-Morpork knuckle sandwich?

>but it really isn't THAT good.
It isn't good period. Super is the laziest excuse for an anime I've ever seen, and let's not forget the downright character assassination it commits. It's like it was written by an intern who only heard of DBZ because his little brother watches it all the time.

I call the cops.

I can easily hit above a 60 in craft expression, which is the skill that covers all "art" type stuff.

I can cook him something amazing and hope.

Bacon.Fired.Rice. with cashews and my own secret weapon

Yeah, I like that Toriyama finally gave humans something to be good at other than getting knocked up by Saiyans. I especially like that he made it something humorous like cooking. Apparently even our shittiest food is better than the best stuff in other universes.

>Travel back in time to the moment he came into existence
>Prepare a meal for him
>Return to present

I hesitate to say it but humanity aren't bad fighters either. Got some good qualities, and hell; the Ginyu Force were highly respected and feared fighters on a galactic level.
It's just the show kept fucking going up to the reality-warping level and left humans behind.

Way I figure it humanity's going to take the milky way in the end with their robots and ki techniques and stuff. I mean, we got time/reality travel what more do you want.

I tell him to come back when he's not a shit character.

recoome wasn't a human. he was whatever that big forehead nigga in star wars was

Kill the tech-savvy Ewok and cook it on my Shield Gauntlet.

The God of "Destruction" has been in his lunar cuckshed for 5,000 years, why should I take him seriously now?

EAT THIS YOU BURN VICTIM LOOKIN MOTHERFUCKER
>unzips dick