Just bought my first Lite coins on Coinbase!

I already made almost $25,000 in 2 days!! This is such a fun, easy way to make extra money! I wish I knew about this sooner, I love crypto! Time to try some Ethereum next!
#easymoney #cryptochick

Is this real life

I hate normies so fucking much.

lmfao

you go gril!

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>#cryptochick

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Time to sell...

>tfw normies are going to make better gains than you because crypt investing is idiot proof.

Hello cryptochick,

Which app do you recommend for me to buy this ethereum coin?

Best regards,
John

no, it's bait

Fucking normies

I'm killing myself

Using this one weird trick, I made over $9000 buying and selling Facecoin!
#Facecoin #Socialcoin

I need another drink

lol! Hey Gurl, the best way to secure your tokens is to send them to a wallet.

Here I generated one for you:
MKe8cpG8hdCp3aq3SXuKCnyDcfbP2MBToD

>normie gets interested in something
>1 day into new hobbie
>never shuts the fuck up about it
>posts about it everywhere like an expert

“Stick to the basics, bro. Bitcoin and eth”

yeah, yeah.. you know what's way worse? pic. related. You might just sit on top of it.

This is LITERALLY what happened when my sister invested 2 days ago... Same cryptos too. Not 25k, but a few grand.

fuuuuuuu

>beigefuckingcardigan

I hope you're brokering that bitch and took some % for telling her about it

Why do you care? The normies late to the game are pushing up the price for you.

The crash will be GLORIOUS