How do I pick up girl like this at club

How do I pick up girl like this at club

Show her your larp blockfolio

Wear a gold sequin vest and a fedora

this

She's pretty average, bro.

Just buy her a drink and be yourself.

Position your arms like a excavating machine and pick her up

lmao average, where are u from

put on knee pads and go down on him?

Shes way too normal weight for the american bois

>be yourself

Can be you instead.

Tell me your ways

earth.
this roastie is some armenian mongrel lowlife.
Just be a douche bag and pretend like you have money.

show her your crypto wallet on your smartphone

this works!
alternatively plop a roofie in its slop.

tell her u hold 100 k link

Invest LTC before it hits 0.018 probably?

SHow her your REQ.

Since she is either Persian or Armenian just act like a complete asshole and pretend you have a lot of money, for bonus points wear a lot of perfume.

t. Actual Aryan

tell it your a Digimarine!
works for me, winky face

Ask her what her worst ever sexual experience was

>She's pretty average, bro.

This. Lost my virginity when I told ariana grande that Im a fellow digimarine on twitter :) She literally flew over to fuck me ;P

me too mate. except it was JLO.
and the Cartman one from southpark