How obvious a magical realm would it be to make halflings females only in my campaign?

Dress them all up in frilly bows and ribbons? But what would that accomplish?

That said if you want edgy Halflings making them assassins is a pretty good shtick. They're not obviously threatening but very good at getting into places, and they could pass for children in disguise.

Not much, as long as you make gnomes male only.

Merci.

Aw, but I like them stealing ... stuff ... from humans to make their babies.

Or do what Eberron did:
>Halflinv Family Clan has a Stranglehold on the Inn and Tavern Industry.
>Halfling Mafia, complete with base of operations located in Little Talentia, in Sharn.(I play them as italians, because why not?)
>Halfing. Barbarians. On Motherfucking. Dinosaurs.

Then that is 120% magical realm.

Fairies are for cute, not for lewds.

I don't even put gnomes in my campaign settings anymore desu.

Halflings shouldn't be allowed to make my wiener feel this way

Alright, but really, what it comes down to... is Veeky Forums the sort that would a halfling?

What am I saying, of course we are! Has anyone else been keeping up with InCase's Alfie series?

>would a halfling?
No. But I'd play a halfling that might a human.

Are you wanking under the table or do you intend to do so?
If yes, then the idea is magical realm.
If no, then it isn't.

Fucking seriously, it's like Veeky Forums never even read the comic it pilfered 'magical realm' from.

kys

Too much plot, not enough halflings getting assfucked desu

I'm not that particular to that certain halfling, so no, I wouldn't a halfling.

I'd rather fuck a loli than something pretending to be a loli or an Elin, dem thighs

>Adorable halfling murderer
Neat.

You mean dwarves.
Having gnomes in your setting period is stupid.

Insane archnecromancer decides to get rid of a kingdom with design plague that kills only women. Humans of the kingdom are in danger of extinction but halflings pray to their fertility goddess for a solution. The halfling goddes talks with the human pantheon about this.
Halfling women can now get pregnant by humans but only give birth to males or titty monster female halfling when they do.

You could make them connected with Fae somehow. Have a strange thing go on where male halflings above a certain age always disappear. The only explanation to be found is that they've been taken to the Fae realm and press-ganged into their armies.

Occasionally, to ensure another generation to swell their ranks, the Fae lord will send some of the best halfling warriors back, enchanted with Fae charms to be practically irresitstable, and give them a year to woo as many Halfling women as they can.

It's also possible that this is some form of strange curse, and that they're being prevented from putting the pieces together. Halfling women will usually have similar stories about how their sons had accidents or ran away from home at the same age, but they all insist that there are still male halflings, even if many of them know they've never seen one outside of the wandering charmers.

Depends on two things:

First, will this skeeve out or disgust your players? From what I've been told in the past, saying that, for example, kobolds are hermaphroditic and so any two kobolds can repopulate in the wake of a slaughter is not magical realm if all it amounts to in-game is NPCs asking if the PCs are *sure* that they got all the kobolds, as opposed to, say, having kobold whores who promptly whip out dicks of their own if a PC is dumb enough to buy their services.

Secondly, what sort of justification, if any, are you giving as an explanation for why halflings are all-female? I've done kobolds as hermaphrodites because that's how they survive being so weak in a world full of mega-vicious monsters, and justified lizard-tits as breast-like fat deposits that serve as status symbols come mating displays in kobolds/lizardfolk/dragonborn. The ideas themselves are still a little iffy as far as some Veeky Forumsites are concerned, but they're not strictly pornographic in nature.

yes, I would. I dated a woman of dwarfish height for a few years, shit was cash.

>Aw, but I like them stealing ... stuff ... from humans to make their babies.
Locks of stillborn infants' hair?
Dentures from Gramps, after he was killed by his sons?
The bonesaw of the Chief Inquisitor?

>Gnomes, stupid
>Poster, shit tastes

It's as obvious as going around and telling people you like to fuck midgets with giant feet.

Hey, I'd fuck it.
So long as she shaves her feet._

Halflings exist as a race of shortstack prostitutes that must breed with the males of other species to continue their species

But the hairy feet is the cutest part.

user I'm pretty sure this would be cause much offense, like telling black woman to dye skin pale before you fuck her.

No, user.

op just has a midget foot fetish and belongs in the realm of slaanesh in /d/

YES user

Too fucking right.

You could soften it as saying that the males are all taken away when they're born as tribute to work in the kitchen of some dragon in exchange for protection. Or it could be a religious thing that men are all trained as priests from birth, and aren't allowed to leave their temples. Or go the route of saying they're just really rare, and naturally so soft featured that they basically look female to an outsider.

>naturally so soft featured that they basically look female to an outsider.
That just makes it more magical realm. My magical realm.

That's why you need to pick your words carefully. You need to imply these things rather than outright stating them. As childlike, not loli. Low sexual dimorphism, not effeminate or girly and by no means trap.

The answer is yes, but the real challenge is how to make all halflings look like dwayne johnson.

A female only race is pretty magical realmy. Just don't include men in your story to dodge that lore and you should be fine to have your cute Bilba without alienating your friends.

What about all male races?

I have a question: If you have an all female race that is cursed, literally cannot reproduce, and there's only one male but he also cannot reproduce at any point, and there's a load of children of men style politics involved, how magical realmy is that?

Also it's bunnygirls, but they're not wearing slut shit and pretty much treat the 'fuck like rabbits' thing as their version of blackface.

Chaika, cute

They're half-gnomes.
The reason they always end up female is just some odd genetic quirk when humans and gnomes get together.
Another odd effect can be either they're all sterile or can breed with either humans or gnomes to get more halflings.

Depends if the DM is gay or a woman who isn't a lesbian.

They're definitely not pretending to be lolis. Their feet aren't the only things hairy about them.

Your players are probably gonna think that you're a pedo but other than that it is perfectly okay.

>not believing in grooming
go fuck yourself with the entirety of the guard's armory at once

It would be less magical realmy if there was more than one male.

It would be kind of cool if there was a race facing a problem similar to the genophage in the Mass Effect universe, a disease of some sort that left them sterile and that could have been a consequence of a deliberate, genocidal effort. A biological weapon?

Might be cool.

You may as well make the males tentacle monsters that reproduce through rape (though the girl's secretly WAY into it) while you're at it.

Guys:

Busty halfling barmaids.

>equating hair removal with basic hygiene
I bet you're a lizard-person.

Hobbitses!

Filthy hobbitses!

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Ooor some male halfling touched the daughter of a particular powerful wizard who cursed the race to only have female children.
This however resulted with halflings interbreeding with humans, dwarves , elves and lastly with orcs (the orc mix became the first goblinoids, they are still female only).

you can't prove i'm lizardfolk

You don't tell black chicks to bleach their skin before you dick them?

Just saying a wizard did it and forcing inbreeding is pretty magical realm.

Having Fae kidnap them for an army is easier to get away with, because it doesn't stricter call out males, but logically would. Having it be unknown means the halflings wouldn't immediately be all over human dick, and it prevents halfings from vanishing after a generation

Please keep your fetishes to yourself.

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I wouldn't call what happened to her "sex", more like "if you push hard enough it will go in."

Fuck off back to /d/, nigger

>liking cuckshit
>liking the shortstack meme
>liking SameFace
Nice shit taste, senpai

>make halflings females
Unless you're going to make them asexual or not a mammal then sure, but i'd like to tell you that you're fucking stupid, if you want just make halflings the female equivilnant of dwarfs, all dwarfs look like dudes, all halflings look like chicks

She came, so it was making love.

Make dwarfs male only.

>How obvious a magical realm would it be to make X females only in my campaign?
Assuming X wasn't already 100% female, blatantly obvious you sick fuck.

Seibah, pls.

>Make blink dogs male only.
FTFY

Loki from Danmachi

"I shall mate with this human and we shall produce a child!"
"That's not a human Slyphie, that's a hacksaw. Do you even know what mating is?"
"Yeah, it's like how we pop fully formed out of flowers, right?"
"Not really..."

I want to pump this cute creature full of juice every day until I knock it up.

Homos belong in fires

what if they're like dwarves, in that both males and females look like females to us dumb big people?

well of course, ho could you not?

It's not gay. That's a boy (female).

What is a semi-reasonable way I can have lolis who are extremely powerful?

Powerful in what way?

Only by ingesting bleach can you gain such power.

Capable of performing high level spells with relative ease, or having tremendous strength they shouldn't have at all.

That's a simple matter of making them part of a supernatural race that fits well. A good example would basically be to have all of the Faerie queens in the Fae realm or whatever take on the appearance of gnomes or children to beguile strangers.

The childish appearance works better for something fairy-tale like in the first place, and is easier to justify, especially if you show that they're so capable of weaving illusions and enchantments that they may just be picking something non-threatening to put the party at ease.

Justifying super-strength lolis is harder, since even halflings being fighters tends to raise eyebrows. You could use the excuse of dragons shapeshifting into humanoid form, but that raises the question of why a dragon would turn into something so outwardly weak instead of something that at least partly reflects the great strength it has.

"Lasilie! I've laid claim to another husband from the human village!"
"That looks a little too furry to be a human, Slyphie."
"Nonsense, he's just really masculine. See, he's trying to sink his claws into me and make me his already."
"I'm pretty sure that's a cat, not a human."
"Are you sure, Lasilie? He was wailing in search of a mate last night just like all the human men do."
"They sing, not wail, but it does sound like it when they're dunk. Now let the cat go, Slyphie."
"Okay..."

The Demon God needs a host in the material world before he can enter it properly and prefers to use someone innocent for the role.

Ridiculous magical power and tremendous strength are meant to keep his host safe until he's ready to explode out of her head and end the world.

Fey

>Mab appears as a little girl
Pretty believable to be honest, fairies are supposed to be flighty and capricious if you're not writing them as eldritch abominations or something in between.
This is cute, please continue.

make magical energy work like water pressure. high concentration crammed into a small space creates extreme tension.

I'm glad you like it.

"Heya, Lasilie! Guess what I've got!"
"Another 'husband' from the human village?"
"Nope, this time I went to the halfing village."
"Well, at least this one's fleshy enough. But I don't think that men scream this much."
"Yeah, and it kind of smells bad."
"I don't think this one's grown up enough for you to uh... mate... with it, Slyphie."
"Oh come now, he's just about the right size."
"Look, I know you don't know that much about mortals, but this one is obviously a child. Take it back."
"Really?"
"Yes, Slyphie. Take it back before it pukes again."

"Oh hi, Myria, have you seen Slyphie today?"
"Hi, Lailise. No, I haven't seen her for a while. Last I heard of her was when Jaesilla told her about the orc village."
"Oh no."
"What?"
"I've gotta go. Seriously."
"Why?"
"Slypie's probably about to be eaten by orcs."
"Oh? ... Oh. Yeah, that makes sense. Let me get my crossbow."

"Did you learn anything from that escapade into the orc village, Slyphie?"
"Absolutely. Orcs do not make good husbands."
"Very good-"
"They're also too heavy to fly away with."
"You didn't try to steal another baby, did you?"
"I figured that an orc would grow up faster."
"Uh.. well.. you're not wrong."

"Lasilie! Lasilie!"
"What is it, Slyphie?"
"There's a non-fairy in the village."
"That's just Gellisra, she's a naiad."
"See, naiad. That's not as fairy."
"It's a type of fairy, she's like our cousin."
"Well, I don't trust her and her drippy eyes. She's going to try and steal my new husband with her slick curves."
"Is that what that barking is?"
"Yup!"
"Ugh...."

buy a deoderant can and tape it down, then hold a match in front of your face and place the deoderant can behind it, it may hurt of a moment but that's the price all good dm's pay

>Dick is diamonds