Share your sex in the workplace stories

That would be hot. Does that happen outside porn and imagination?

>I've only worked from home
>I've never had sex

Hope that was entertaining

I jerked my peewee in the bathroom during a lunch break

Thread reported. I want to talk about crypto because im a nerd you faggot

>> tinder date with 7.5/10 qt3.143
>> drinks at bar finish up
>> ya gril, wanna come home or check out my office in financial district with sweet views??
>> office, free drinks, view
>> fuck on board room table
>> rd2 fuck against window while she says “amazing view user” shut up gril *slaps* take this bitDick
>> rd3 she rides me on ground, gives herself Carpet burn on knees
>> wake up next morning, drive her home, never see that bitch again
>> cctv caught the whole thing, but partners in office turn blind eye cos they all do coke etc in office at early morning

>Programmer
>9/10 employees are men or old women
>autistic
>even if wasn't autistic, avoid 1/10 women like the plague because I will be accused of sexual assault unless I develop a tiger fetish

Bartender for 12 years. Have probably made out with or fucked over 100 girls in the bar.

Trying too hard newblood. Go back to your litecoin containment threads.

Share your secrets with us, sensei.

wew lad

>be me
>go into woman’s bathroom on accident
>see coworker
>ohshit.jpeg
>user you thought this was the men’s also?
>fuck man, yeah
>well do you wanna help me install these cameras with me?
>sure man let’s get this done fast
>that afternoon my coworker and I jerk each other off watching women piss and shit in the stalls

my first job at a grocery store i started dating another employee and we would fuck in the mop closet

>dont work wagecuck job
>ignore females
>make GAINZ

Fuck off normie newfag.

not at work, just in school and university.
was fun. Almost got caught twice.
Once by a friend, was really funny.

Why would i hire women or faggots ?
What next, hiring niggers ?
>b-b-b-but why is my entreprise unproductive
>it's not fair i got bankrupt my company was a vibrant place free of hate
KEK

>Be semi good looking
>Get girls drunk with free drinks
>Flirt
>Proceed to bathroom and bang

If you're a good looking male bartender you probably have the easiest access to women

Wait, i forgot there are wageslaves on Veeky Forums, sorry.

>tfw no females work where i work

feelsgood cause i don t have to deal with bullshit

how do you get them to the bathroom with you

i wanna work there

>mfw he pulls them by the hair

I don't have any at work stories, but when I worked at Target I pulled a lot of Target girls.

>be me
>at work
>qt coworker asks me a question
>precum from the sound of her voice
>don't answer question
>leave
>finish masturbating in the bathroom

Never had sex in the workplace, but I ate my girlfriend out in one of the practice rooms in the Navy School of Music.

Heh it's leddit that still thinks Veeky Forums isn't a /pol/ site

>Implying that anons are functioning members of society.

The NEET crypto army has never seen an office or a vagina.

he;s lying to us. theres no way you can just transition from flirting in a bar to going to the bathroom for BJ/sex

>work in a office at 5PM
>sit in the corner behind the PC fixing some spreadsheet that some roastie fucked up somehow
>sitting really deep in the chair so I'm not visible when somebody enters the room
>suddenly that long legged slut and that other dude waltz into the office
>they start making out
>he suddenly takes her from behind right in front of the window
>make sneaky pics the whole time with my phone and stay really silent

I still have the pictures anyone interested in seeing them?

/pol/ is leddit.

Yes, post them.

I AM INVINCIBLE

>having a job
>having sex
c'mon

This is me. In crypto now hoping to Mae it so I can rot away at home and people leave me alone. Can watch anime and cartoons then a day long. The dream.

>fucked my girlfriend decently loudly in my office at 10pm at night
>assumed no one was around
>as soon as we stop we hear people talking
>10 mins later walk out of my office and immediately see female coworker
>say goodnight
>never hear anything of it

Topkek

I'm searching, I made them with my phone and then put all the 3000 other random pictures I had into some folder.

DO IT.