What are most aesthetically pleasing races among those in standard D&D setting?

What are most aesthetically pleasing races among those in standard D&D setting?

>muh magical realms

Kobolds. It's Common Knowledge.

Is there anything cuter than kitsune?

By human standards? Humans.

Humans. Barring any lewd magical realm-y stuff.

Name a more AESTHETIC race than thri-keen

Gods

Humans

>D&D

Half-Elves, they retain the "heft" of their human parent while gaining the fine features of their Elven half.

This is further supported by their bonus to Diplomacy.

Pretty much this, kinda what Half-Elf is built around, being pretty.

Gods derive their AESTHETIC from their worshippers though, that's like saying that "painting" is the most aesthetic representation of an aesthetic - gods are a medium, not a thing itself.

rapetrees

Even elves say humans.

Human girls fawn over Elven men, human men lust after Elven girls.

Turns out when you put them together you get half-elves, who are wanted by everybody.

Actual D&D elves are short and ugly thanks to being way too angular, with Mialee as the poster child.

But, elves outside of D&D tend to be the best looking.

...

ribbon a shit

sluts give it away for free
whores sell themselves for money
but nobody wants ribbon cause she so shit

...

elves have self esteem issues though.

Sauce? Google search doesn't give me anything useful.

Kender. Unfortunately that's their sole positive quality and can only be fully appreciated when professionally taxidermized.

I too would like the sauce for this.

I'm going to need some context for this scene, because I have no idea what's going on.

Oh boy, there was more to this? Time to go hunting.

Humans are easy and don't tie you down for 5 centuries.

Post if you find anything, please.

Drow

Changelings and Dopplegangers.

You're not locked into one thing. Beauty is in variety and choice.

depends on the setting

>inb4 some retard gives me shit saying its D&D like it doesn't have a million settings

>standard D&D setting
>STANDARD
Assume he means FR.

Greyhawk is more standard, eg generic, than FR. FR has some weird mechanics you don't find anywhere else in D&D.

This.
This, this, this.
But not that pic.
That pic is shit.

D&d is rarely aesthetic

Greyhawk WAS standard circa 1e and early 2e. In late 2e it was Planescape. In 3.X it was FR, in 4e it was Points of Light, and now in 5e it's FR de juro but really just whatever the group feels like de facto.

gaybolds gtfo

Tiamat is not plzed with your degeneracy

Goliaths

Say wut m8

Nice try, Go home Lolth! Your race of hedonist spider-fuckers are disgusting. Next time try not to make their face stuck in a permanent sneer of contempt.

A nice cute Tiefling is the best.

+tail
+preinstalled handlebars
-your dick will smell like brimstone for 2d4 days

Koko ga Tanetsuke Frontier

Thank you.

Humans are fucking sluts

Because they can't get decent girls.

Elf girls have the best tits, though.

If FR was the standard setting in 3.X, why doesn't the Player's Guide list moon elves and sun elves and all that special snowflake shit you find in the FR sourcebooks?

Only in porn. Most of the time their willowy frames make them lest busty than humans.

Because it wasn't the default setting. People just don't know shit about FR and assume its completely generic. FR is many things, but it isn't generic. It's got its own weirdness that only works in its setting.

God fucking dammit, I hate this shit.

Something cannot BE aesthetic. It can HAVE an aesthetic, or represent one, but things are not aesthetic. Take your shitty synthpop and fuck off.

>the standard setting isn't the default setting
ok

>greentext
ok

The fuck are these? Lizardmen with robot heads?

Those horns are the opposite of cute.

Oh man, this manga was hilarious. The kids expressions were straight on point.

The horns are for utility. They help you keep a good grip and maintain leverage. Tieflings aren't into passive, dead fish user.

Drow are a race of heathens, they lie, they steal, they rape, and they collect welfare.
t. I've been browsing /pol/ for a few years

They way they're attached, she either can't keep her head up or they're hollow and liable to break with that kind of force.

>Elves
>Good looking in D&D
They look like ugly ayylos

While the rest if I remember correctly are actual drow traits, collect welfare isn't welfare isn't one of them. I can only believe a Drow welfare office was set up not to help Drow in need but to bilk money from Drow through strong arm tactics and to piss them off at the thought their money was being used to help the weak.

I hope this doesn't start a billion shitposts

Human looking elves are the worst

Triangle fucker

No, TES elves are the worst. I legit have no idea how you'd get hard enough to fuck one of those mutants.

>liking large tits
Kraut plz

You don't. Half-elves aren't a major thing in TES except for the Bretons, who are the product of elven masters fucking their sexy Nordic slaves.

Hell, the Imperials are more prone to fucking snake people than they are elves.

>elven masters fucking their sexy Nordic slaves.
So Captured Dreams, then?

>Hell, the Imperials are more prone to fucking snake people than they are elves.
>remove Argonian

that's not a cat girl
that's a tank girl

I don't know what that is.

>Argonian
Tscaei, actually. Think Japs only snakes and also vampires.

One of the many porn mods for Skyrim.

>anime loli with fox ears and a tail
You have shit taste

>An actual fox
No, you have shit taste.

Why would you want to play a loli

Why would you want to play an animal?

In a sense, but it's more like High Elves and Eugenics.

>capable of complex problem solving skills, tool use, language, and philosophy
>Animal

animals are cool. children aren't

Mialee is a fucking alien. Here's what elves actually look like.

>Furry thinks his fetish is 'cool'.

>kiddy fiddler thinks everything has to be about a fetish
unsurprising

Not even that guy but;
>Pedophile thinks he shouldn't be hung.

>Loudly proclaims the superiority of playing an animal.
>Thinks it's not obvious it's his fetish.

>He thinks that just because I'm attacking the furry that I want to play a loli.
Cute.

>mutantfucker/zoophile thinks otherwise

So since this thread's gone to hell anyway:

lolifags, what exactly is it you find fappable about them? Furshit is easy enough to understand, if you set aside the fur part, it still tends to have all those shapely bits that are biological indicators of being a viable mother.

>Furshit is easy to understand
t. zoophile

hush user, adults are talking

ignoring bait, I'm just a huge fan of DFC and size difference.
There's also the percieved notion of innocence that lolis have, like they'd want you to be happy and give you lots of love and hugs innately.

Half-Orc
Half-Ogre
Goliath
Cloud Giant

Mmm, size difference. And who wouldn't want a partner that wants you to be happy!

Can't for the life of me remember where I heard it, but my rule of thumb on tiddies is "less than a handful is a shame, more than a handful is a waste"

anyway thanks for giving a legit answer, it's only a sample size of one, but it has increased my knowledge on why people like what what like.

what they actually look like? nigga, do you know what a glamour is? you are being played man. Elves aren't people, not in the way we think of people, mayby they can reason, mayby they feel emotions, I dunno. But they are not human.

How do you feel about Elves of Unusual Size?

I like them tall and lanky

what the fuck are kobolds in DND supposed to be? i dont even play Veeky Forums, but coming from warcraft i just want to FUCKING VOMIT whenever i see pics of your shitty kobolds

IIRC, in ye olde days they were some sort of short doglike beasties, then 3.x turned them into scaly dragaboos.

Haven't played WoW to know what their kobolds are like in comparison.

They were always lizard shits. The dogbold thing comes from when AD&D was translated to Japanese and someone fucked up and described kobolds as dogs.

>but coming from Warcraft

Oops! You clicked on the wrong board!

>They were always lizard shits.
Rat-dog-lizards, more correctly.

Calling something aesthetic is just a convenient meme to use for anything aesthetically pleasing, calm your tism