Roll 1d100 to see which NPC joins your party. What's your group's reaction?

Rolled 81 (1d100)

Balrog get!

Rolled 57 (1d100)

Here I go!

I uh, kinda figured the chainsaw would be involved with spells, maybe some kind of magic chainsaw or something.
Chainsaw witch seems like a title, rather than just a witch with a chainsaw.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>Rolled 81
>Korra
Close enough.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

chocolate human paladin
PCs are wary, watching for signs of adamantium stick up in her ass (FIGURATIVE).

Rolled 80 (1d100)

Ekekulatory

>Succubus Paladin.
Huh.
Uh...
Huh.

Wait, who is she a paladin of? Is this one of these "redeemed succubus" things, or is she an evil paladin?

Rolled 44 (1d100)

Alright, lets see what my group gets.

Try agen

>Group is completelly made of non human races. They are pretty fucked. I can't even see a way to make it work, only if the sister is blind and no one talks about racial stuff around her.

c'mon Pinkie Pie

dice+2d100

Rolled 39 (1d100)

I have a Dark Heresy game, a WHFRPG 2ed game and a CofD V:tR game.
Let's see what we get.

The V:tR game probably won't kill her but I don't know who or what Ink Eyes is.

Basically a Ratfolk ninja on magic steroids from MtG

Rolled 65 (1d100)

Rollin, rollin, rollin.
Rollin, rollin, rollin.
RAAAAW-HIIIIIIDE!!!

kek'd

>Cowgirl

The Were-Bison attempts to woo. Whether his negative stat modifier helps or hinders is uncertain. The Fighter and Cleric don't give a shit, because they are played by min-maxers. The Reformed-Succubus/Dragonborne Wizard is threatened because their identity as THE fetish player is being challenged. The Thief tries to steal and sell her milk to passing farmers. She didnt want to initially, since the payout was so low, but the Assassin bet that she couldn't do it. Said Assassin compares her HP and MP to the cowgirl, and throws a fit if either is higher than her own.

Well then, haven't rolled in a while

>Whether his negative stat modifier

Stick Charisma somewhere into that sentence. Keep doing it until what I'm saying makes sense.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

Gee I wonder

>A Kroot
>We're currently playing deathwatch
Well what the fuck is a kroot doing on an ork infested planet
Oh well, guess that's just a free kill for whoever gets it.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

Let's see if I can do this right.
Probably gonna get some character I don't recognize.

>succubus
>suspected of magical realm
>party accepts it into their ranks and awkwardly continue

Rolled 13 (1d100)

If it's pony, then we get some money from the glue factory.

Nah looks like you get to eat poultry instead

Rolled 64 (1d100)

Let's see what's in Fate's hand.

>Harpy
Scratch that, we have an appointment with the fletcher

Probably indignant fury.

Rolled 74, 55, 96, 57, 94, 29, 66, 3, 21, 10 = 505 (10d100)

Nope.

Dice+1d100

Rolled 97 (1d100)

I can't figure out how to roll on mobile. I must be retarded.

And when I figure it out we get filthy fucking pony shit. The party breaks her and uses her as a pack animal until she dies from exhaustion.

>not getting her to the glue factory
>not keeping the magical glue
u a shit

>this is how Sovereign Glue is made

>glue factory in not!medieval England where the most advanced infrastructure are dirt roads and wooden houses

The wizards might have a use for her but they're hard to find and even harder to convince to cooperate ever since the king declared them heretics and ordered them burned at the stake.

Let's do this.

dice+1+d100
Fuck, I'm a fag.

dice+1d100

Last try before I quit.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

here you go grandma

Rolled 56 (1d100)

We're all lmaoing @ ur life
use the "post a reply" at the top of the page instead of the quick reply box

Rolled 19 (1d100)

Rolling

An abyssal that isn't trying to kill us? Sounds good.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

Rollan

Rolled 3 (1d100)

Booty booty booty.

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The email field you dingus. It says options now but in the Veeky Forums of old it was the email field

> girl gamer group

That could really swing either way, depending on their personalities. I'll be optimistic and say they'd be eager to go adventuring and we all have fun.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>X-Com Rookie
Well, if they can stay alive long enough they'll eventually be 97% badass

Rolled 54 (1d100)

Lessee

The character that joins my party is a bannable offence on this board.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

Rolled 53 (1d100)

Ok

Rolled 90 (1d100)

Rollang

Well, our current DH party now has a tyranid pet. One party member is probably thrilled and excited, while the rest wonder what the fuck just happened and how long it takes until someone blams us for heresy.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

Congrats on dubs!

Rolling!

Rolled 74 (1d100)

Rolled 43 (1d100)

Rolled 57 (1d100)

Rolled 90 (1d100)

We're superheroes (kind of).

Rolled 80 (1d100)

Posting from a vending machine. Why have I done this?

fug it roll

Alright, here we go

Rolled 57 (1d100)

whoops, forgot to roll.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

Just keep rollin' rollin' rollin'.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

ROLLING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

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god fucking damnit

Rolled 78 (1d100)

Rollan rollan rollan

Hot shit, Samus? Well I guess I win.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

...

Why am I doing this?

fuck