It turns out the vampire was after your vodka, not your blood

Don't even want to know what thread you killed for this.

Those are in the same place, OP.

THAT'S EVEN WORSE!

Hopefully it was just a shitty general that will probably be back in no time.

That bitch can try

Every man has his limits.

If you're after my blood, I can forgive you.

If you're after someone else's blood, I'll forgive you.

If you're after my booze, bitch gonna get staked.

Only if she's willing to trade with some smug

Youl hae too gett trou my blood to get myy vodka bITCH

Thank you.

So we're in a Discworld campaign? Cool.

>brutally slaughter vampire anyways
>enjoy not sharing vodka with an undead abomination

Come and get it.

I would give Yupiel anything she wanted.

That bottle is almost full and I have enough garlic to stop him until it gets empty

SMITE CYKA

So why did she kidnap me? Does she just want me to clean her mansion and cook for her? Do vampires even eat? Do they eat for sustenance or do they just enjoy the taste of food? If it's the latter, do they just shit everything out undigested? Is it possible to literally eat out a vampire's ass?

BLOOD
IS GOOD
BUT LIQUOR
IS QUICKER

>smirnoff
>ketel one

>This is how Westerners drink
By standards of average Pole, my alcohol tolerance is non-existing. But then comes some international party or other event with foreigners and as long as they are not Russian, I'm suddenly last man standing, while everyone fall asleep or is busy throwing up.
Wtf people?!

Different tolerance for different drinks. A Russian or Pole may be able to drink any westerner under the table when it's vodka, but you bring a bottle of wine into a room with a bunch of Russians and a frog, and you'll see the day France outlasts Russia.

Maybe because it's a loli vampire and thus cannot legally buy booze.

This.

I'm American and can down moonshine like it's water, but you give me a Kraken and I'm going to be fucked up six ways to Sunday halfway through the bottle.

Also American, and can drink Wild Turkey 101 like water.

So Americans get racial tolerance to whiskey and Slavs get racial tolerance to vodka. Who else has racial tolerances to alcohol?

mehikans and tequila

Czechs for all alcohol

Czech vodkas are known for being "soft".

Russian minorities and rocket fuel.

Mongolians and fermented yak milk

That's not so much about general alcohol tolerance as it is about the vast majority of westerner metabolisms not being used to drinking straight vodka

I'd probably drink you under the table if there was scrumpy going, because I've lived my entire life in coider county and have an extremely high tolerance to it, but I get completely off my tits on a few gills of vodka

Australians get racial tolerance to beer.

Germans with beer
Poles and finns with Wodka. Most eastern europeans (And finns) with wodka actually
Caribbean folk and rum
frogs and italians for Wine
Japs for Sake cause they're the only ones to drink it regularly
Swedes and nothing cause alchohol is Haram
Native americans and abbos with listerine and rubbing alcohol

And gasoline

Forgot that
What about the rest of europe? what do denmark, norway and the low countries drink?

As a Brit, we've probably got low racial tolerance to alcohol and the special trait Binge - Minus 75 chance to resist drinking more alcohol for each beverage consumed in the last 2 hours.

We have high resistance to strong ciders though

I'm Australian and I drink about a bottle of cheap vodka a day and sometimes I steal some wine from grandparents house as well. I have a real problem.

>I have a real problem.
Yeah, hard to deal with being Australian.

Honestly, I'm not surprised Australians drink so much. It must help to numb the suffering that is being an Australian.

I live in rich white suburbs. I used to live in houso housing though so that's probably it.

Nah, they get tolerance to goon box wine to you seppos and pommies .

Beer.

Exciting, I know.

Get a fucking dog up ya guts, cunt!

What the fuck is wrong with your slang, this is some next level shitposting.

Which suburb? :)

Goon= boxed wine
Seepo = septic tank = yank
Pommie pom = prisoner of her majesty/mother England or some shit

There's some shitholes in Australia where government benefits don't give you money, but instead give you gift-cards to buy groceries. This is because in those areas people would get their fortnightly payment, and just spend it on booze straight away. It's in these same places where you can't buy more than a single bottle of wine, but if you want to buy 4 cartons of expensive stuff you're perfectly fine to do so.

Never try and get a group of Australian's to agree on slang. Most of us don't realise how different it is from place to place and things get... argumentative when we try to come to a consensus.

>Barbarian attempts to smite evil

Should have just asked

Vampires mostly make other vampires because they're lonely.

...also,

>Its a "Thinly veiled excuse to post cropped child pornography" episode

But all we have is Rum!

Only that I never specified vodka...

I've got whiskey, a bottle of wine, and a mostly full 2 liter bottle of Costco rum, but no vodka.

Jokes on her, that's my ethanol bottle. I keep my vodka in my anti-freeze bottle ever since the Blue Hair Gang raided my shit three months ago.

blerg

She can't have that either!

Okay, she can have my Vodka. The only vodka I have is Taaka Vodka that got left here months ago and I can't be bothered to toss away.

How the hell is Yupiel pronounced anyways.

Strangely, as a Swedish English Mexican American; I can drink whiskey and gin all I want, but beer, which I can't stand the taste of, does me in.

My family is also all star alcoholics, but they mostly drink wine; so I think the racial tolerance to certain varieties of alcohol is bullocks.

Reported for not even trying.

Back in my early days of drinking, I somehow acquired a generic vodka in a plastic bottle. Like, it came in a plastic bottle and smelled like paint thinner. In my circles this stuff became legendary for how bad it was. Like, I took to it EVERY party and it never seemed to go down. I had that bottle for several years.
Once I was at a party and someone decided to try it, because they were already very drunk. They said it was the most foul thing they had ever had. About 20 minutes go by and they come back to me. "There is no way that tasted as bad as I thought it did. It would be impossible!" So he tried it again. It was worse the second time. This happened several times throughout the night.
I ended up using the last of it, meaning the last two thirds of the bottle, to clean the grout of my bathroom when I moved out of that apartment. Worked pretty well and left the bathtub whiter then when I moved in.

Yupiel

so its like you-pe-el?

Or is it yupel with a silent I?

It's pronounced yupiel

...

Joke's on her, still two months too soon.

Speaking as Russian, I can drink any kind of drink (or mix them in any sequence) and usually be the last man standing - even among my fellow Russians.
Though I lost much of my alcohol tolerance after losing lots of weight and stopping my nearly 10-year binge. It's still considerable, it takes about 1 liter of vodka to make me drunk for several hours.

>tfw no loli mommy gf with a giant mansion and presumably near unlimited money and booze from vampire immortality shenanigans to whisk me away from my job and responsibilities for 24/7 pedo sex

Nobody touches the booze.

Joke's on her, my vodka has been blessed by a priest.

I used to be able to go through one of those bottles in a night or three back in my misspent college years.