How did we go from this

How did we go from this...

To this?

To this?

When the fuck did this happen?

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wat

Someone pulled a hella fast threadjack.

Different artist, company, etc.?

That makes infinitely more sense. And I feel retarded now

B-but that would have taken a tactical genius!

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

They had to change the design to be the same shape as standard space marine models as well as less detailed for the sake of printing them with minimal effort while charging for maximum profit.

>printing them with minimal effort while charging for maximum profit.

But they haven't started selling Custodes separately for a billion dollars per 5 yet. Right now they're freebies in the maximum discount Prospero box.

It all started when Lorgar shitted things up with his retarded book. Magnus told him it was so bad that he wouldn't even put it in his collection. But did Lorgar listen? Of course not, because he's retarded.

What are the stats on the custodes?

Daemon-slaying abs/10.

imagine astartes+1
you now have a pretty accurate picture of the stats of the custodes

Replace the Space Marine's "Team-Work" with the arguably superior "My Kung-Fu Is Stronger."

So Grey Knights?

Gk do not have 2w, and a 2+save without termi armor.

So the finely tuned abs of the custodes serve as an acceptable substitute for power armor?

always had

I blame the absence of the cape.

Thanks so much for this. This made me laugh uncontrollably, something that has been hard the last few days

I can understand GK armour being MkVI style, since the GK were created towards the end of the Heresy and MkVI was new and used by the Knights Errant, but I don't know why their terminators got Indomitus based armour instead of the more advanced tartaros.

>Right now they're freebies in the maximum discount Prospero box.
And that's why they made them so cheap in production.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

i dont remember this ever being a thing

The Warp can alter your vision of things and nipple horns

Thank you

they're so chunky. I always pictured them as being slimmer and taller than a marine.

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Ai ai ai ai aiiiiii!

>Letting facts get in the way of your nerd rage
Hey everyone, get a look at this asshole!

what's her name again?

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Here, user. Have the less shit version.

Wreck-it Rarph

why did gw go for that style of helmet? makes me think of eldar instead of humans

Because Custodes have had that type of helmet in artwork for over 25 years.

To show the superiority of Human traffic cones.

Or T5

>"I'm with her"

kek'd and wrecked

THICC