>>>Veeky Forums1946180

Veeky Forums would formally like to ask you to the Veeky Forums winter ball.

Fuck off Herodotus you barbarian loving bullshitter.

>not loving barbs

B-but boys can't love boys!

Hold up, that's just an image, not Veeky Forums.

I would love to take Veeky Forums to the winter ball. I don't know about you guys, but what's the worse that can happen?

Would this end in informative history threads reappearing on Veeky Forums? If so, yes.

These are boards, not people.

Imagine two giant siege engines, controlled by both men and women, dancing around and crushing lesser engines in their paths.

I bet they don't even grow olives where you are from.

An entire evening of pedantic bullshit because Veeky Forums can't understand that we're completely aware of inaccuracies and anachronisms in our games and they don't impact our enjoyment of said games. It'd be like /m/ going with Veeky Forums.

Look, Hero told us all about the barbs, so that we could build a sea wall against the the bar-bar speakers. That's a net positive in my books. Let's consider this seriously.

I mean, /pol/ will probably make us a wear a blonde wig and nazi uniform, history will just make us eat some olives and maaaaaaybe bone a young boy, just for old time's sake.

Alright. It's a difficult decision.

I've been through worse drama and crap on dates, that doesn't seem that bad.

I thought we liked going into long winded arguments that don't accomplish anything and not doing what was intended.

>Veeky Forums - Totally Gay
We would be down with it. Just not TOO young.
Besides, I like olives. I can't speak for the rest of the board, but that makes my decision easy.

>Imagine two giant siege engines, controlled by both men and women, dancing around and crushing lesser engines in their paths.
So basically Ogre?

The saddest part is that this isn't even the first time a old dude invited me to something.

At least it isn't pedophilia anymore and he didn't start asking how much for me to buttfuck him.

Yeah, kinda.

So, how does the winter ball even work?

>asking your father to a dance
We aren't the deep south, but I'm still kinda okay with this. You have my acceptance.

...

But guys, let's hold on a second and discuss. What about /vp/? We've had a great time with them the past couple years.

I don't know guys, I was thinking of going with /k/.

/vp/ can go as the 'boy'

>/pol/ will probably make us a wear a blonde wig and nazi uniform
I'm already blonde, I could just grow my hair out

I second asking /vp/ again. We had some great OC come out of it and their tans are really cute with Teej.

WHY ARE WE ASKING SNAKES TO A DANCE

Yes, I think this is the better question we should be asking.

So who's going with who again?

Well, /pol/'s gotten into /x/'s panties pretty easily this year on account of summoning an ancient god and conquering the world with his dark power.

>Herodotus
>Not Thucydides
No way, Veeky Forums! Get Out!
A-actually, I really would like to, Veeky Forums...

Nothing's set in stone until the polls go up user, though /pol/ is famous for sockpuppeting the results.

I mean you no disrespect Veeky Forums but I feel we must discuss your offer together as a board before we make a final decision.

/pol/ won the election, no one stands a chance. at least this year.

Only if you can beat us in a game of The campaign for North Africa.

I'm personaly suprisingly okay with this.

Agreed.

/k/ and Veeky Forums a best.

>/pol/ won the election, no one stands a chance. at least this year.
i'm okay with this
I already play nazis in a couple historical game.
if the /pol/stapo show up ill have some defense

/k/ is married you homewrecker

Half my tabletop group is Veeky Forums. In terms of autism, we're pretty similar - Veeky Forums spergs about worldbuilding and pretend heroism, Veeky Forums spergs about our world and actual heroism. I say do it.

Do it

Huh, sounds interesting. Well Veeky Forums, I'm certainly wiling to go, but before that I gotta ask one question.

...What do you think of Diogenes of Sinope?

Who is /k/ married to again?

/an/

I'm really torn between you guys and asking /vp/ again

This is hard.

Obviously the solution is to take both to the ball

Think of the historical waifus, user.

/vp/ is a filthy peasant.

Woah hey, they are cool kids. They're not couple material, but that wasn't the point of going with them last time.

Eh there are worse choices, id rather go with Veeky Forums than /int/.

Just because he is married doesn't have to mean he's pussywhipped to not be able to have a lads night out.

If you want to go with a guy wearing a fursuit and clutching a barely functioning moisin nagant that's your choice.

Veeky Forums probably knows obscure cultures places and eras. We could spitball ideas for settings.

Oh boy, the winter ball!

We should say yes!

Get this shit out of here.

Don't underestimate those moisin's, the gun may not function well but it takes a lot to break a bayonet.

There's still that fursuit to deal with.

Don't worry, they usually have an easy-access zipper in the crotch.

Use the bayonet to cut an SPH and sodomize him with the barrel.

Good point, /k/ can keep that shit innawoods.

But Veeky Forums is the type of board we can hang with apart from Veeky Forums.

We can't just GO with Veeky Forums. Sure, they're the perfect match. But a perfect match without drama and romance is shit.

We need to get a douchebag board to ask us out, go because he threatens to beat us if we don't, then cause a series of shenanigans and slowly realize our true love was, in fact, Veeky Forums.

Lord Kek apparently revoked /pol/'s invitation to /x/ with a 1488 post number.

So we could always try to go after our goth slut ex again.

>Crossboard thread

Oh golly, I was actually waiting for something like this.

Forgive me for askiing an unrelated question, but hopefully it won't interfere with the discussion.

Last year there were a couple of threads here discussing what a Veeky Forums tarot would be like, and the idea stuck with me, so I made it a small pet project and every few weeks/months when I was bored I worked a bit on it to amuse myself. Now I'm no artist, so all I do is shoop some dank memes on cards and try to make them look halfway decent, but now I've run out of ideas.

So anyway, pic related is what I got done, any ideas as to what boards to use for the remaining spots and how to alter the cards? If possible, I'd ike to put /tv/ and /co/ there as the last "main" boards without a major arcana. Also the ideal for me would be to have all cards be boards, but if nothing fits the Emperor I can always just put Hiroshima in there. I'm already set in stone with /sp/ as the chariot but I'm not sure what the best approach for the editing would be.

Please help me so I can appease my autism by getting this shit finished.

It's been here longer than you.

Well, clearly /trash/ is Death.

Do hidden boards get to go to balls and participate in cups actually?

I had been considering /trash/, but I'd have to check to see if they've got material to put into the image that would be recognizable. I mean, something other thatn furry porn.

Not sure about hidden boards having teams, but if they do they're most likelt fetuses.

>but I'd have to check to see if they've got material to put into the image that would be recognizable
Well, there's always the-
>I mean, something other thatn furry porn.
Nevermind then.

I assumed the hidden boards weren't invited. That or they'd just gatecrash the event and still go unnoticed.

Oh yeah there's a history board. It's like /int/ for stuff that happened last week right?

Spooky shut-in ghosts who haunt abandoned rooms?
Occasionally /d/ and /mlp/ find /trash/ going through their thrown out porn before secreting it away into it's room to cover it in ectoplasm. Aren't invited to play divegrass because nobody likes them, they're ghosts, and they probably don't have enough players.

Well, I believe I could still make it work. I had already been doing some touches to the card's background, taking the idea of Death XIII as the sign of endings and new beginnings, and applying it through the death of Moot and the rise of Hiroshima.

Apart from that, I'm really struggling to some way I can put blatant Baneposting into either the High Priestess, Temperance and the Star and make it fit thematically.

Diogenes of Sinope is literally the realest mothafucka to ever walk this bitchass planet.
Not even Veeky Forums.

Everyone, we are men of democracy. We must have a poll or a vote before deciding on a date.

Are we not taking /d/? I think we should take /d/ once more.

If not, /vp/ is good, but we can't afford to sit on our hands and need to make a decision quickly.

I feel like our claim on /d/'s many-tentacled genitalia has be pretty weak since Veeky Forums porn got banned here a few years back.

I'm gonna go ask /vp/ how they'd feel about us taking them again. Not gonna force an answer, just get their perspective on things and drop the question.

We accept on the condition you give the correct answer.

Depends if I like the people or not.

Gentlemen, this is Veeky Forums. We have ways of selttling disputes here.
>01-20 Veeky Forums
>21-40 /k/
>41-60 /x/
>61-80 /d/
>81-00 /vp/

I vote yes. I would, however, like to see Veeky Forums-tan, so I know what we're shipping as we do this.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

rollan'

Apparently /pol/ is going with /x/ again. It's a massive clusterfuck.

Why not. If the dice gods favor me, we'll get Veeky Forums, /k/, or /d/.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

So, is it first roll, or what?

>we are men of democracy
pls go

YES! THE OTP IS BACK BABY

/pol/ stole our boardfu. Who has /int/?

>pic
Is that fucking lindybeige?

Rolled 19 (1d100)

Or I could be a massive retard who can't into dice.

Yes.

>abloblobloo
/x/ is an ex for a reason.

It's a history board made up of /int/ diaspora who think /int/ memes are actual historical facts.

On Veeky Forums, the truest love is that between two men, fighting alongside each other.

Philosophy eh? Veeky Forums is great at this.
But if I am to answer the question, I must know the nature of "sick". I assure you, I am quite ignorant of this matter. So I would ask you, Veeky Forums, to share in your wisdom: What is the nature of sick?

/vp/ is conducting their poll right now and we are currently in the lead. We can expect an invitation when the poll ends.

So, take it back up again. Are we not ones to strive for greatness?

Well, I suppose we should accept it formally. No waffling this time, as we've lost some good options before on that count.

Remind me why we're at all interested in /vp/?

Seems like they belong to /v/ or /a/.

/trash/ is basically that. Goes to hang out with other boards until they realize how odd /trash/ is and tells them to go home despite being chill and friendly.

The true nature of sickness cannot be known by the lay man. What we see is only a pale imitation of the idea of sickness.

/v/ is their dad. /a/ is a competitor of ours. There's plenty of Pokemon tabletop games and overlapping themes between us. Pokemon is just a massively complicated game of Rock Paper Scissors and there's nothing we love more than math when it comes to stats, which the entire game is based off.

Plus the twins are really cute and we've been going together for the past few years now and have always had a lot of fun.

Becuase /vp/ x Veeky Forums is CUTE!

Also please no /trash/. They can just... be trashy over there.

I think we have to go with /vp/. Veeky Forums is too classy for us, with their objective reality and peer reviewed research. We'd look like saps.

I don't blame you.
/vp/ x Veeky Forums is definitely a great pair.

Can we skip the ball and just go to the pub with /k/ ? I want bangers and mash.