How does your character/party treat cute young noblewomen at first glance?

How does your character/party treat cute young noblewomen at first glance?

Impregnate

Depends on the situation.

Am I guarding her? Are we at court? Are we in an alley? Overall I tailor myself to the situation. When I'm a guard I am polite and buisness like, at court I am kind and helpful, in an alley I mug her and take that fancy hat.

>take that fancy hat

She might die!

This lady must have super fucked up legs.

Like I would any other person.
depends on setting

...and?

We have a pretty basic behavior flowchart.
Is it undead? If yes, burn
Is it magical, edible, or forgeable? If yes, loot.
Otherwise, be quirky and irreverently provincial until the DM throws undead at us.

I shower her with admiration. In fact, I already have a necklace befitting of a woman of her social class.

you forgot the spoils you git

Based on the last time this happened, one attempted to woo her, another wanted nothing to do with her, third be her friend, last tried to spy on her. Not for lewds, but to find out more about her.

I avert my eyes like a good peasant. The members of the bible houses shine with celestial light andnto look upon them is instant death by holy fire.

Frenchy, please.

of my four players
>two try to bang her
>one white knights like hell
>one tries to advance the plot

With extreme caution, because they're ALWAYS vampires. Cute noblewomen have always been vampires, every time.

Then we get to one who is blatantly not a vampire, wearing silver, eating a meal of garlic chicken with rice, walking around in the garden while it is still light out

AND THEN SHE'S A VAMPIRE WITH A HOMONCULUS DOPPLEGANGER

FUCKING VAMPIRES REEEEEEEE

I would probably enjoy your DM.

My version of this would be three halflings in an overcoat. My group hates halflings, so I tend to throw them out once in a while just to make them reee a bit.

Slowly develop an irresistible crush on her because she's the only one consistently standing by me, caring about me, and helping me in this godsforsaken land, while I'm cut off from all my friends and comrades.

>listen, adventurers, there's something I have to tell you.

>>How does your character/party treat cute young noblewomen at first glance?
Immediately form a defensive perimeter around them. Given our luck, she's about to be attacked by monsters, and we'll be accused of being shit tier knights if she comes to harm.

I don't trust you! Stay away! STAY AWAY, STOP COMING TOWARD ME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET SHOT!

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With suspicion as outfits like that would be entirely anachronistic to any pseudo medieval fantasy setting. Something like this would be more appropriate and classier IMO.

My character was banging one until we were attacked by a vampire who ALSO wants to bang her.

Attempt to sell her some of my finest pastries! An opportunity like this will surely allow me to rise in the Baker's Guild! And pay off my gambling debts before anyone finds out I stole from the guild's coffers!

Immediately try to endear themselves to her to further their goals of subverting the local government.

By ignoring her because odds are she isn't going to help anyone at all and most likely fuck all of us over.

Roll to convince her to step on my cock.

They don't, because the games I run focus on characters' deeds than their appearance.

Your thinly veiled fetish thread deserves death.
You deserve a worse death.
kys

Our party had a young lower noblewoman around us for a bit. The general sentiment was
>Party druid pretty much adopted her leading to plenty of lesbian jokes and shipping
>Most of the rest of the party found her annoying because she had a habit of getting killed or nearly killed
>Cleric hated her for the aforementioned getting killed and nearly getting killed
Eventually we gave her to a dragon in order to get rid of her.

Politely like my character generally acts to everyone?

> Rolling to get her to do something.
> Not to convince her that that's all there is to life.

Insult her stupid emo braid.

kill her then loot the body. I don't have time for talking with npc's

Nothing, unless she is alone which she mostly likely is if I am seeing her out in the wild during one of my hunts. That mean she most likely been attacked somewhere and I can take her and bargain with whoever her parents is for some fancy blankets for my hunting den. Stilling going to get in trouble with fancy pants, so I am going to romance her and settle for hunting something along the way to her home. I would had taken her head as a trophy if she had has an escorts with her for the chellenge of penetrating to her tender flesh.

Dominate person.

My character belongs to a caste of people who are trained from a young age to be bodyguards. Then they're hired out to nobles and ritually bound to receive all external harm that befalls the noble. External being anything that isn't a result of their body naturally developing/breaking down. Poisons, long drops, weapons, etc. are all inflicted on the Guardian instead of their charge. That being said, if my character were the noblewoman's Guardian, he'd probably be very stoic and strict to make sure they stayed out of harms way and didn't accidentally get him killed. If they were just some noble, he would be generally respectful but not pay any more notice than necessary.