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Posted in the last thread, but was there an update of the Noseland CYOA? It's pretty good.

>Draconian Knight Hani
>Luminous Knight Galahad
>Owl Knight Vox

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I thank everyone that helped get this done.
I think I'm finished with this one... And I am fully satisfied with it the way it is.
Next up, I will be a Marooned Island themed cyoa for the near future.

Update:
>Removed useless "required" from top two rows.
>Added extra option of recording for All Instruments.
>SPA's description slightly changed. You can choose a guy or a girl no do the massage and stuff...
>Added extra option for the Workout Room. Personal Trainer.

I'm sad and want to make a comfy CYOA to feel better
help me out Veeky Forums

I think you misspelled "voluntold" it should be "volunteered" instead.

Where you the user we were suggesting horror things to last thread?

>As long as you tell her what is her favorite genre of fucking music!!!
I've read this five times now and I still have no idea what you're talking about.

Me neither, but I find it oddly hilarious.

Different user. Turns out everyone's just sad today.

Thanks for confirming. Just wanted to make sure that there was an unusual flood of content producers willing to work on shit we explicitly ask for.

Type in Mandy Muse genre of music on google. Pornhub link, in about 16:45.

>45 Points

-Full Kitchen (38)
-Mandy Muse (28)
-Desktop (18)
-Internet (8)
-Medical Care (6)
-Jacuzzi & Sauna (3)
-Heat/AC (0)

I'll tell you user, but not only if it isn't really obvious to know!!

Okay I have the intro to a text wall CYOA ready for review. It'll discuss the theme and rules, even if the waifus haven't been written yet. One question is, how do I make the text a pdf file for everyone?

Okay, tell me.

Comfypocalypse.

Due to plot shit (secret society releases retrovirus, wizard/god gets bored, universe's parameters get mixed up a bit, etc.), peoples' health becomes dependent on their level of comfort. If you stay comfy, you can live forever, but too much stress ages and sickens you.

Whether through advance information, cunning investigation, or dumb luck, you survive the initial panic (and slaughter) and get to design your very own comfy bunker to live in.

Just save it as .pdf and upload it.

Voluntold is an expression, and is actually correct in this case.

Full kitchen 7
puppy 3
desktop 10
all tv shows and movies 7
library 4
garden 2
unlimited booze&drugs 10
medical care 2
total: 45

That was me replying to your post with an equally grammatically incorrect statement to mock the cause of your grievance.

That jackass never made the waifu version.

>the initial panic (and slaughter)
b-but that's not very comfy, user!

There is a series called Fate, loved by some and hated by others. There is a prominent event found therein known as the Grail War. In it a group of wizards summon the spirits of legendary heroes, figures of myth, and a badass motherfucker from the future to fight. A CYOA where you get summoned and have to protect and bond with your summoner while battling with super cool magical bullshit would be wonderfully comfy.

It can be if you aren't part of it.

Some men want to grab a blanket and curl up next to the fire of the world burning.

Is it bad that I legitimately thought you were OP for a second?

No. It's fine.

And some men want to grab them by the pussy.

youtube.com/watch?v=LkJNaZNGsyw

Grab what? The world? I feel like you just wanted an excuse to post that song.

Ah yiss.

youtu.be/wzKFBXlusGE

I could see comfypocalypse being a thing. Not really like you said, but just a staying comfy through the end of the world kind of thing

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Now I know what is her favorite genre. This is hilarious!

What CYOA do you most want to be real?

RWBY.

None of them match my standards. And I say this as someone who's been here since about 2011

Do we get to be our builds?

Serene serendipity or this one:
Really, any one that is shameless wish fulfillment and /cozy/.

Conduit. I can't remember if I ever perfected my build or not.

Well, duh. What's the point of asking that question if you can't do that?

There's some comfy potential there but I think the closer you get to Fate proper the comfiness factor "drastic go down"

The first Worm CYOA
I want to be as OP as possible!

Which is why it's our job to make it a better place.

Comfy may be difficult there, but when it is found it is impossibly beautiful.

Time-stop chill zone CYOA.

It's the one I most often find myself daydreaming about living out. Just getting to be a kinda shitty Marvel 1602 Nick Fury would be so great.

Slut life, clearly.

Power Armor. I want to be a badass power armored soldier more than anything.

Conduit is okay for personal satisfaction, but it sucks SEVERELY for everyone else who isn't a conduit.

What the fuck is rwby? I mean I know what it is in essence, but why is it good? What are you children even talking about honestly?

What else? That's the basic idea.

this

Never managed to settle on one build that I consider optimal. So many minor adjustments I might want to make. Am I selfish or do I want to help the country most of all? The drawbacks are a real interesting morality question if you go in with the assumption that it will come true.

All I want is to hang out with my waifu. It's shit, man, but it's my shit.

This song made my day. Thanks man.

Spire JUST edges out Armored Core, but they'd both be pretty nice. I would pick Pokemon Personified but that'd induce hell on the populace.

After all, by making the decision you are directly causing these events to transpire and you cannot act in any way to prevent them.But surely some other bad thing would have happened anyway, right? And besides, you get some more power out of the deal which means you can help more in other ways while being prepared to deal with the challenge when it arises.

Hopefully.

Royal Revival is a nice one. Get to be a cute princess with a loving family.

That's my number one desire too. Bevin plus Second Soul waifu is great.

Its been nice with actual writefagging with your builds. The space station one was the best one so far though.

None of you saw me fuck up linking, shut up.

>Second soul
Shit taste.

>bevin
This is where the recent chill zone cyoa comes from

Sort of

Something that isn't waifu shit.

A lot of them simply put me in situations I don't want to be in. While I kinda hate myself and hate my life, there's something terrifying to me about becoming something that is not myself. I can't really think of many that I'd want to live through, even though they make neat fantasies. I wouldn't really even want my own CYOAs to be real. They make for good "what if" scenarios or setups for storytelling, but it's not the kind of life I'd want to live.

The only one I could think of that I might be okay with it happening is the chill zone one. And maybe Royal Revival if things turned out right and I didn't have too many responsibilities.

At least you understand the essence of what this all is. A lot of people just go "lol yeah being a living corpse would be fine".

Reduca payout to 5 million for 55 PTS total

Healthy Food=5

Mandy Muse and Kitten=13

TV/Movies and AC and Old Radio=11

Library and Indoor Pool=10

Skylight=1

Medical Care with Birth Control and SPA and Research=14

1 Floating Point with nothing left to spend it on, but what else could I need?

That demigod builder.

All the bonuses of superhuman abilities and I don't have to live in a medieval shithole with no indoor plumbing

Or the Fantasy Castle one where you can be an immortal werewolf with a succubus secretary

I'm pretty much already a living corpse desu.

Although it's not as perfectly sadfe as the chill-zone, because when you create a Bevin, you also create a temporary bridge to said Bevin at the last world you were on.

>the space station one was the best one
aw thanks

That's not true. I wouldn't want a living corpse to suck my dick.

The most OP version of Worm.

Role
>The Spymaster
>Sorolona & Queen Vera

Personal Powers
>Superhuman Intellect 3
>Wherever Needed 2
>Enduring Lifeforce 2

Intrigue Powers
>Criminal Intent 2
>Arts of Illusion 2
>Uncanny Senses 2
>Visions of the Present 2
>Seductive Form 1
>Spy Network 1
>Foreign Informants 2 (Delvaria, Holy Realm, Bleuria and Torvalli)

Leadership Powers
>Mikhail Jansen
>Resurrection Stone x4


My primary concern is figuring out the secret to my queen's longevity, which I'm hoping is some form of immortality or at least a ridiculously long and youthful life. This means pitting my superhuman criminal mind against that of a monarch who managed to secure absolute power for herself. No easy task. But if I succeed(a very big if) my reward, after fleeing the continent, is getting to carve a hedonistic path through the other kingdoms all the while lying, cheating, scamming, conning, seducing, and fucking to my heart's desire. Wandering to where I please, doing whatever I please and spreading some chaos along the way is everything I could ever want in life, or 9 lives in my case. Just gotta remember to stay a few steps ahead of Queen Vera's wrath.

Oh, you're the writefag as well as the cyoa maker? Cool.

Dark God. I get to have impossible power AND choose what setting it takes place in.

Still looking for that creepy/horror CYOA where you're in an alternate dimension with the red eye.

You became one of three types of monsters (a slime, some sort of skinless ghoul, and maybe a squidly thing), each of which had a power they got immediately as well as one that "in time, you learn" how to do.

The slime could change shape and ooze around, and eventually change color, but always felt uncomfortable moving.
The other ones could stop/slow down time and stretch their limbs, though I'm not sure which was which.

Does anyone at least have anything I can google? Maybe when it was posted?

This.

The one I'm making, op

And that would be?

I guess for me the being super powerful or all these other things aren't really what I want out of life. If there was a CYOA that let me be free of my mental illnesses without any other strings attached, then I'd be cool with that one being real. Having an out of the ordinary life hasn't been great for me so far, so I'm not really interested in being more out of the ordinary. I just want to function.

Other than that, I really enjoy the little thinking games that smaller CYOAs present. The bigger ones don't quite hold me quite as long.

So that's why I would want the chill zone one. It would give me time to calm down and sleep when I'm feeling bad.

What? No. I thought it was the same writefag who made the build for the space station CYOA. I must have misinterpreted something.

Utensils (88)
Watch (84)
Tarp (78)
Compass (72)
Kayak (62)
Hawthorne (34)
Forest Cat (22)

Maybe I've been watching too many bushcraft videos on youtube but I can't imagine ever needing more than this. A good axe, actually, but that's not listed in the Tools option. Still:

Flu Medicine (14)
Tools (0)

Could most likely do without the watch and compass, this doesn't sound like a world where you have any real need for timekeeping and orienteering. Plus having another tarp or two would be very convenient. Still, better to have it and not need it. I'd probably also ditch the dutch oven in exchange for a smaller cooking pot/cup I've seen in a lot of videos. That is a lot of extra weight to be lugging around

Neat CYOA! Bit light on the adventure aspect, feel like the world could be a touch more, well, adventurous. But I'll stop complaining about it because I really do like it.

Please do tell.

I call Worldly Body.

Something related to the Internal Sustenance Model, that removes the need to excrete and bath.

Sometimes you have to spend years in endless battle, and it's hard to fight properly if you gotta drop a load and your own stink is disorienting you.

Dibs on Soul Fire.
Time to freak people out with blue fire around my campus.

About the RWBY thing. It's not great. It's not terrible. But the people who like it love it, and the people who don't absolutely hate it (and get really annoyed whenever anyone brings it up). It's just a animated web series about a world with monsters and people who fight them. It's really not a big deal

Excluding Jumpchain options, probably Super Soldier. It hits all the spots. OP-self wish-fulfillment? Loads of customization + reinvent yourself as you please? Easy. World that'll never be boring? Yup. Tons of interesting narratives you can set up just from your choices? Present.

The super-broken Worm CYOA comes close because you can, iirc, just take a ridiculous kit and the ability to head off to any reality you want. But that rapidly becomes a question of which fictional setting I'd rather be in with a S-tier powerset rather than anything to do with CYOA.

Same with any CYOA that lets you dimension hop to fictional universes/create fictional universes. Like that one where you can, for a few points, create/replace/be any fictional character in any fictional setting.

Heart's Desire.

Besides the obvious, it's the only way to stop a particularly crazy Astral Gates from murdering all of us.

A 1-minute whammy should be long enough to ask a few questions about their plans, after which I can apologize or hit them again as appropriate.

Soul Fire's the other dangerous one, given that its immortality actively requires killing people. However, the fact that it can't kill anybody on the planet on day 1 makes whoever has it a lot less of a priority.

Oh, I was saying of their writefagging the space station was their best. I had assumed since you were saying thanks for that you were claiming credit for the writefagging.

user I'd love for you to be perfectly ordinary. And I don't think it's out of your reach, no matter what you're dealing with. I'm not personally in any situation like that, but two people I love and am very close to, one of them my very mother, have dealt with severe mental illness, so I sort of get it. I think a lot of things in the mental sphere can be vastly changed by willpower alone, so if you try at it hard enough you can change your mind however you want in the end.

What do you think the Quarian full suit is for? You realize Quarian's eat their own recycled shit, right?

Might as well post it here too.

Hard -20, Newcomer, Barely Age (Baby/Toddler)

>Transformation
Witch's curse (permanent +9 bonus)

>Attributes
Male +0, average body +0, petit +4, androgynous face +0, chest flat +0, bottom +0
Strengh 0 +4, Intellect 3 -8, Wisdom 2 -4
Sleepyhead +4, Incontinent +4 (baby +2 GA), Neuroatypical (ADD and anxiety) +5

>Parents
Guardian Angel +20
Schoolteacher +15
Relative Airhead +10
Babysitter Socialite +8

>Siblings
Airhead sister older +1

>Friend
Artist older -2
Demure similar age -4

>Miscellaneous
Dog -5

>Home
Suburban House -15
Nursery -8 (baby +2 GA)
Basic bath -5
Lounge -6, Garden -6, Hobby Room -6
Witch's bonus +9

>School
Preschool -3 (baby +2 GA)
Witch's bonus +9

>Clothing
Warm clothes -4
Cute wardrobe -4
Onesie -3 (baby +2 GA)
Witch's bonus +9

>Food
Home cooking -6
Bottlefeeding -4 (Baby +2 GA)
Breastfeeding -4 (Baby +2 GA)
Force-fed +6
Witch's bonus +9

>Hobbies
Toys -3
Music -6
Literature -4
Electronics (Music -6, Vidya -8)
Witch's bonus +9

>Miscellaneous
Sweet dreams -5
Language barrier +8
Cassandra +5
Normalize -8

>Routines
Bathtime I and II +6
Bedtime I and II +5, Cuddling +2
Dressing I and II +6

>Punishments
Time-out I and II +7
Confiscate I +10
Spanking I and II +5
Diapers I, II and III +8, Forced use +6, Exposed +3, Baby +4 (Baby +2 GA)
Pacifier I (+1), Baby +1 (Baby + 2 GA)
Leash I +2

64 leftover points, with which I'll probably get the Enchant -10, Cosplay -8, TV -8, Computer -10 (Parental lock +4), Arts -4, Nature -8

Hey! I'm only using soul fire to clean up trash, burn people in wars already happening, commit government sanctioned executions, have a barbecue, and scare people at my campus. No need to worry.

Where do you guys find art for your CYOA games?

What kind of art are you looking for specifically?

Hence the benefit of the doubt.

Same place I masturbate.