What if 1% off humans randomly developed stable pyker abilities irl? How would the world be different

What if 1% off humans randomly developed stable pyker abilities irl? How would the world be different.

We'd have a 1% human population we wouldn't be able to control.

X-men

It would never happen. If it did happen, no one would use their abilities to collude. Please direct yourself to the rest of the internet.

Psychic asexuals, if statistics are to be believed.

Since the Eldar aren't due to birth Slaanesh and shit up the warp for a few millenia yet, we'd probably see 1% of the human population turn into what are basically a bunch of space wizards.

Actually...no yeah, pretty much this.

China would take over with their army of 20,000,000 psykers.

Watch Shin Sekai Yori.

It would destroy humanity.

>One random dude explodes into a portal to hell

And thats how the age of strife began.

There are a little over 7 Billion people on the planet. 1% of the total human population is 70 Million people.

Now, you need to take in the fact that there are grades of Psychic power. The vast majority of Psykers are at the Omicron/ Xi/ Nu/ Mu/ Lambda/ Kappa level, and only manifest weak abilities in times of extreme stress.

Let's assume 90% of the 70 Million are at this level. That leaves us with 7 Million Psykers of Iota level and up.

Iota/Theta/Eta level Psykers will manifest true Psychic powers. Telekinesis, Pyrokinesis, Precognition, Telepathy and such. Significant compared to a normal human, but most of the people who manifest these abilities would not prove a major threat. Governments could kill or capture them with standard law enforcement. Let's say 90% of the 7 Million are at this level, which leaves us with 700,000 Psykers at Zeta/Epsilon level and up.

Zeta/Epsilon level Psykers are a much more significant "threat." These are the people at Carrie level of power, capable of killing large groups of people easily, as well as handling standard law enforcement. Telekinesis capable of lifting and throwing full grown men, invasive telepathy, more concrete Precognition, etc. SWAT Equivalent or Military forces would be needed. 99.99999% of the current 700,000 would fall under this category.

Why the sudden change in percentages? Because Delta and Gamma level Psykers are 1 in a Billion. Therefore, there would only be 7 of them on Earth. Delta/Gamma Psykers are capable of reading the minds of an entire town, turning men into paste with telekinesis, lifting tanks and mind controlling many people simultaneously. Simply dropping bombs on them would be more effective than sending any forces in to fight them. Fortunately for us, there's only seven of them on the planet and the chances of a Beta, Alpha or Alpha-Plus Psyker being born on our planet are astronomically low.

There would be quite a bit of chaos initially but humanity would survive.

And for funsies sake, lets say there is exactly one Alpha plus pysker on the planet. How does shit go down then?

However they decide it goes.

Yeah in retrospect it was kinda a dumb question to ask. An Alpha+ pysker might as well be godizlla for all anything anyone could do to them.

He takes over the world probably.

OP said they were stable. This dude can read the minds of an entire city, mind control thousands simultaneously, throw battleships around with telekinesis and a thousand other things.

It would depend on his level of control and experience in different disciplines though. He might be a Psychic Ubermensch skilled in everything, or just really good at telekinesis.

I'd probably take over the world if I had his powers though. Keep my existence secret, teleport around the world while dominating other Psykers and important humans to my will, use wide ranged Biomancy to sterilize most the human population, and then declare myself God-Emperor of Mankind, except not a complete dumbass.

Why sterilize the human population? Only loyal productive citizens are allowed to breed and raise families.

In America we have 13% of the population we can't control. Niggers

Those are easy to control, they do not have superpowers.

Ok, lets get cray-cray and bump it to 10%.

Also have a qt sexy demon.

Yeah just need guns and gib me dats.

Are we anons guaranteed to be among those granted the powers?

Is a qt sexy demon provided to each of us in this scenario?

How many pieces of toast could I lift with this power?

You get gamma level powers or a qt sexy demon. Can't have both.

Does anyone have cool pyker pics?

How many pieces of toast could my powers lift?

How many pieces of toast could the demon lift?

This needs to be known before I make a choice.

>1% of humans
They die of starvation and poor sanitation in India and Africa

bump

Inquisitor Xavier's schola progenium for psyker sanctioning.

Niggers have been under control since the '50s, the fuck are you talking about? If it weren't for welfare and abortions they'd be respectable people. Might even vote democrat at a higher rate than one in ten.

Black =/= Nigger

I see you haven't accepted the inherent differences between races yet.

>implying the chinese wouldn't be the soulless anti psyker race.

There is no defect inherent to race that can't be overcome by enough effort and will.

We would get Trump elected. Oh wait.

We all obey or end up in the cornfield

>I'd probably take over the world if I had his powers though

You would destroy your own body (but not your mind) well before that.
And then you would go mad...

...

You, I like you.

I see you still think that what you call races is in any way a respectable outline of subspecies and pseudosubspecies of homo sapiens and not a glorification of the most superficial phenotype.

>thread about Psykers

Veeky Forums: YOU KNOW WHO IS REALLY AT FAULT - NIGGERS!

Suffer not the mutant, user

Why? The powers are stable user.

But demonhosts rarely are.

Being ranked A+ doesn't mean shit about your willpower.
If anything, it means your soul is burning more brightly into the warp, attracting bigger moths.

I wasn't aware the warp was a thing in real life, or demonhosts.

>what is out of africa
But user, you are the mutants

Or psykers.

This scenario is literally, what happens if psykers existed in real life, not the warp, not demons.

Can't have psykers without the warp.

I'm sorry user, I didn't realize you were retarded.

How do psykers work their ability?

Keep in mind psykers, not psychics.

Psykers function through the warp. Assuming one assumes the other, or a bunch of 'psykers' with abilities they can't use or sense.

I wasn't aware psykers were either, let alone Alpha+

>How does shit go down then?

She gets really bored and really bitchy.

I don't think he's the retarded one.

> Might even vote democrat at a higher rate than one in ten.
>he says as he vilifies two of the most fundamental pillars of the modern democrat party
Really? If anything, they'd probably vote more towards Republican, if it wasn't for the fact that the Dixiecrats migrated to the party during the late 70s after they were pushed out by the socialists

Technically, we are abhumans. Our genotypes are stables and transmitted to our offsprings.
We'd be mutants in the 40k sense if we expressed random racial traits based on chaos (or NRBC) exposure.

Also, a bunch of anons in this thread need to go back to /pol/. Seriously, you guys just can't shut up about it, just kiss a nigger already.

"Meme magic" becomes real.

>Without the warp
They have to potential to be gods among men
>With the warp
Gribbly tentacles and demonic portals everywhere

>becomes
It's already real, how else can you explain 2016?

>Implying it isnt real

Probably one of them would stick being on the internet only for spouting "I KNEW YOU'LL SAY THAT" also we would add a new only psykers tournament for poker

>Hating based psykers for using meme magic to elect Trump

>becomes
user, about that...

>becomes

i'd be a pariah and therefor finally have an explanation why people feel uncomfortable in my company.