Name me 10 monk character concepts that aren't Jackie Chan

>the wizened old master teaching the stupid american to defend himself
>a kung fu focused police officer from hong kong forced to team up with a brash american cop
>an ordinary everyman granted kung fu powers by a high tech suit that makes the wearer a monk
>a monk centered on hunting down the ancient talismans of his order to use them against the ancient evil that has awoken
>the old drunken master in search of the monkey king
>a monk raised from the dead and given superpowers by the same artifact as the big bad
>the monk assistant/bodyguard to a mad inventor circmnavigating the globe
>a monk transported to the american west as part of the influx of Chinese labor
>part of an order of anthropomorphic/furry monks
> kung fu babysitter
ha. i didn't mention jackie chan once

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/f/ pls go

>Immaculate Thunder Jin Ru, Herald of the church of Stendarr

Bane.

Seriously, I ran an evil Monk as being a barely disguised Bane serving a lawful evil empire. It was really fun!

Goku
Gohan
Goten
Trunks
Vegeta
Yamcha
Tien
Chiaozu
Krillin
Jackie Chan

>Yamcha
we said monks not cuckheads

Benedictine
Franciscan
Dominincan
Cistercian
Canossian
Carmelite
Sulpician
Augustinian
Capuchin
Salesian

segata sanshiro

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YOU FORGOT HERCULE

You know it'd be too OP to play as The Champ.

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Bruce Lee,
Mad Monk Rasputin (guy was a tough motherfucker)
Johnny Cage
Buddha (Charisma and Wisdom out the Ass)

>I've seen some shit: the monk/wizard

>you are not supposed to be here, marked one

For fucks sake is this how far we have fallen? What the fuck is this shit and who the hell thought it was a good idea?

Everyone in that fucking franchise has seen some shit.

it's basically blatant fanservice with the excuse of haha it's all a joke

the kid from karate kid.

A wandering priest who only kind of tries to recruit followers into the faith. She's actually a government spy keeping tabs on some group, possibly the players.
A massive pile of muscle who lives for fighting, so much so that he calls out all of his attacks, no matter how mundane they are.
A shell-shocked hermit who lives in some wooded area that became a major battleground for some big war some time back. There are several things she had to do to survive this and she's proud of none of them, so she strikes out in an attempt to escape the ghosts of her past.
The town drunk has tried everything available in the town and has become bored. He ventures forth in search of new tastes that he can black out to.
A grandmaster of her art comes to the realization that all her pupils are manchildren and she can't stand them. She slips away under the cover of night and relocates to a sizeable town where she operates a daycare so she can work with actual children.
They told him it was just a figure of speech. They told him it was impossible. They told him he could never even come close to succeeding. He's going to prove them wrong and be the first man to ever move a mountain.
The former bodyguard of some major crimelord has decided to leave the business and take up farming. The business isn't quite ready to let her go.
He's a sculpture/performance artist. He makes his art by chopping away at marble, ice, hedge, and what have you. Half of the art is the show he puts on with his attacks. The other half is the wonderful sculpture he leaves behind.
She knows a little magic. Namely, she can change his appearance, she has a heightened resistance to fire, and she can play dead well enough to fool even magical means of detection. She uses these abilities to protest any cause he can find by lighting herself on fire.
Jackie Chan.

But it's not even good fanservice. I mean seriously, i think with my dick as much as the next guy, but what the hell?

Wait a second.
Aw piss.

>no Mad Dog
kurang greget!

Bruce Lee and Donnie Yen come to mind.

>dirth
You mean dearth, user?

A dude that WANTS trouble.
A dude that DOESTN'T have a baby.
A dude that CAN'T fight with a ladder.
A dude that WON'T jump from a flying platform and land on an awning below.
A dude who ISN'T drunk.
A dude who DOESN'T learn kung fu from an old man after getting beat up.
A dude who NEVER cosplayed as Chun Li.
A dude who WASN'T in a porno.
A dude that COULDN'T rock the bowl cut.
A dude that SHOULDN'T not be Jackie Chan.
... wait a sec- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Worf.

I know this is gonna be a shocker, but some guys like to see girls pressed up against other girls in swimsuits.

You don't (really) fap to Keijo!!, you laugh your ass off.

I think he means the opposite of a dearth, considering he listed a whole bunch.

It still kills me every time I see Yayan Ruhian an Iko Uwais in Star Wars.

>he thinks Keijo is fappable
It's action and comedy and more than a bit of making fun of sports anime. If you're hoping for something erotic, it's not going to do that for you.

Yes, I like it as well, it's just there are other mediums that better accomplish that objective

But there is nothing funny about....

What the hell am I doing? Arguing with anons about that which brings them joy just because I don't like it. I've gone full retard. Sorry boys, enjoy your entertainment.

You dun did gud

Where does the Karate Kid reboot Jackie come in? I really liked him in that

Yeah. On one side, Indonesians on Star Wars!
On the other hand, though, they're just monster chum at the end. Not even showing off their fighting stuff.
They did use Sundanese in the dialogue with Han Solo tho.

Zenyatta.

>I am currently on fire. However, an extinguisher is not required.

He's mah boi.

Zhang Wen's portrayal of Xuan Zang in the newer adaptation of Journey to the West

Jet Li comes to mind, he always seems so calm
A wise old master like Pai Mei
Charming tea vendor who is secretly a badass
Kicking girl who kicks everything
Icy cold aristocrat with perfect form
Exotic weapon user, like urumi or something
Capoeira
Hundred hand slap sumo guy
Android sparring bot who gained sentience
Narcoleptic sleep-master, kind of like a drunken master

See, it's easy.

Come on, Veeky Forums, are you really this new?

At least these guys got it.

Oh you.

>Narcoleptic sleep-master, kind of like a drunken master

I'm intrigued. Can you tell me more?

Yip Man
youtu.be/x9ZRjIiNzhM?t=3m2s

>Chuck Norris
Too many guns

Not the poster you responded to but in the movie Last Hurrah for Chivalry there is a guy who basically fights while sleeping

JAPAAAAAAAAAN!

Pic related.

They stole his elephants, now he's PISSED

Hulk Hogan
Randy Savage
The Undertaker
Russian bear wrestler
Pissed off bar fighter
BDSM master
Night creeping neck strangler
Crazy old man with a giant stick
Circus performer
Batman (With a lot of magic items)

You have 10 seconds to explain why pic related isn't the best monk.

Pro-tip: you can't

Because pic related is also a monk.

Naw, he's a Barbarian. Him, Hulk Hogan, and the Ultimate warrior all make great barbarians.

Maybe but wrestling is all about grabbing, never saw a good barbarian grappler.

This motherfucker is operating on another level.

>vs 10 black belts who come at him one at a time

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Fools. He's clearly a valor bard.
Pic related is how I monk.

Unarmed Combat/10

Dr. Strange
Rasputin
Putin
Trumps hair stylist
The weaboo who can actually fight
A roman puglist gladiator
A Sikh warrior
A Gurka warrior
A surfer who just finds kickboxing cool and learned it really really well
A kungfuu pirate from space

Both Keijo's sport and fanservice aspects are so ridiculous that it doesn't even really qualify as titillation or masturbation material. And with recent chapters it's basically becoming Baki-tier ridiculous.

It's as if you don't like fun or something.

I like how at some you see them literally waiting until he finished with one opponent before finally attack. Was it made on purpose? Like a parody or something?

holy shit that's hilarious.
I wanna do something like this now.

Nah - a LOT of martial arts (and action movies in general) do that. Otherwise the hero would just be dogpiled and get the shit kicked out of him. Possibly also the mob is afraid if they're the first to try it, that it'll interfere with their own defence and they'll get murderated before their friends catch up.

Take the Yakuza fight scene in Kill Bill for example, although that did handle it pretty well.

Would the NPCs also be Jackie Chan?

Well, they can make hero moving more around or just avoid idle opponents standing in camera frame. In this particular case we have fucking black belts, not random thugs, so that just looks cheap and stupid.

This guy.

>No master of the flying guillotine

I am dissapointed, lads

Ip Man was a scary motherfucker though, I can't blame anyone for not wanting to be the first guy to step to him, black belt or not.

Looks pretty bad desu, would rather watch Japanese Fight Club again.

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HONOUR

what are jackiechan essential movies ??

this is an amazing fight scene:
youtube.com/watch?v=FrYlNNy929Y

Oh yeah.

I admit i wish there were more ways to play a monk than just "wuxia not-chinese martial artist" like a pit fighter or pugilist or wrestler (pro or greco-roman) or a dozen other unarmed fighting styles but most games with the class pretty only focus on that.

fighting games.jpg

Detonating a nuke that was in your chest because you lost isn't martial arts, user

That monk with the polonium dick thrusting techniques was fantastic.

My favorite, the drunken mas-FUCK!

I don't know what this "Yamcha" is, but it sounds dissapointing. And a lot like "Raditz"

Jackie Chan's uncle

Dante with Gaunlets
Saitama
Kamen Rider / Power Ranger
Daredevil
Luchador
Strong arm alchemist Alex Armstrong
Nightwing
Tifa Lockhart
Ken / Ryu
Machamp

What about a rey mistero style monk?

I liked this post.

It sounds weak to me.

A monk that's already attained enlightenment and found out that it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Disgruntled Jac-

Monk.