The spyder-crone commands you to please her sexually. What do you do?
The spyder-crone commands you to please her sexually. What do you do?
Gavin Morgan
Ethan Walker
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James Morgan
Google, "How do spiders have sex"
Chase Gray
Bend over.
Jose Rivera
A: only once for one of them
Jacob Campbell
>we took the worst aspects of Necron aesthetics
>the very worst, just for you
>and we made a horrible, unusable, unplayable resin monstrosity
>monstrosity
>just for you, the GW fans who have been crying out for ugly, ugly aftermarket shit from dodgy eastern european and chinese webstores
>because we care
>just don't stand over it when it's warm, because the fumes
>fumes
>are carcinogenic
Sebastian Clark
Ask here what she likes, maybe take her out for a meal. You know, some beef with a nice Chianti and some fava beans.
She won't be hungry so she won't eat me[\spoiler]
Dominic Martinez
You realize that all resin models, including the ones that GW makes are carcinogenic, right? The Forgeworld assembly guide says as much. I agree with you on the aesthetics. Anyone who considers the Wargames Exclusive figures to be hot really needs to get themselves checked.
Gavin Russell
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
Camden Stewart
Step one: find stick
Step two: harm GM.
Jack Adams
Some of the imperial stuff are good and other passable if you reduce the heaven piercing nipples and paint the models as it was wearing a bodyglove.
Jayden Cruz
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Benjamin Ross
Apply Grav-Cannon directly to the Xenos.
Xavier White
IDK man, I used their female warrior torsos to make some bitchguard bodyguards and it looks pretty sweet.
Xavier Cox
Seven vajonyas.
Maybe more.
Imagine...
Charles Cook
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Parker Smith
What is this abomination of design?
Connor Roberts
>Not pleasing the superior spider
Dominic Reyes
i like the base
David Edwards
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Jordan Campbell
THat's not a spider, that's a god damn necron that is.
Parker Wilson
360 degrees is a full circle, newfag!
William Wright
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Nicholas Morgan
>walk closer
Jayden Diaz
My dick doesn't know whether to have an erection or not. On the one hand it's a drider looking thing like best girl , but on the other hand it's a robot thing and that's a boner killer for me.
Daniel Jenkins
So like, right into her again?
Anthony Torres
Stop it James. Nobody likes your spider-fetish.
Alexander Ramirez
Scream "LIFE IS THE EMPEROR'S CURRENCY, SPEND IT WELL", jump onto her, and stick a melta-charge to the back of her head. Die horribly but take her with me.