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Can orcs be cute?

Depends on how they're depicted.

no

Pls no bully Orc!

Depends on the setting.

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Every dead Orc is a cute Orc.

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Yes, OP. Yes they can.

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I suppose so.

Half-Orcs certainly can be.

Yes, by making them less orc-like.

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Now I'm imagining this character as that brash, tomboyish party member that jokes and teases a lot but who gets flustered and weird when anyone play-flirts back.

>Pubes
Muh dick

What about Orc Rape?

Nope

Thread is ruined......
Thanks user

Of course they can OP

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They are different kind of cute.

depends of the orc race, I guess

yes

Wheres the good version with the pretty dress?

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Isn't this that fanfic verse where there's a good orc with the party? LOTR?

>Can orcs be cute?
Yes, but not by stapling anime eyes to them.

Don't bully orcs guys, you're cooler than that.

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NO
BULLY

bullying orcs is the same as rolling to seduce to them.

they can be cute in the same way that dwarves can be tall and slender.

Dominic Deegan
oh man i punched out way before this

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Nah.
But Goblins can.

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TES made that one work, too.

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they can be cute but shouldnt be cute and if they are made to be cute then you are some fetishist faggot that needs to die

I want to hug_ that Orc.

No. They're all fucking mongoloids with idiotically absurd underbites and dental problems. Also who the fuck would ever find something with greenskin as cute?

Yes to everything but the "party". The story is just about the orc-girl and the ranger who loves her, set a few years after the War of the Ring.

would fug

Eh...I prefer orcs with tusks coming from their lower jaw, rather than cute little fangs.

Having said that, her fangs are very cute.

This.

Though the needing to die part is a bit much, but a stern talking-to and a finger-waggling about exposing others to your fetishes is in order.

Don't pretend you don't know where that face is from, user


Your taste is impeccable, sir

If it can have babies, it can be cute. It is an evolutionary requirement babies be cute

Too slight, no tusks. Looks more like a goblin really.

>It is an evolutionary requirement babies be cute
Babies are ugly little dumplings of flesh though

>black person with an underbite
Jesus christ, how horrifying. This is why we elected Trump

That just means you're a dead end

I thought that America elected Trump because they really wanted that wall to keep the Mexicans and the Chupacabras out?

Worst webcomic.
Except maybe that other one...

>This is why we elected Trump
You're a member of the electoral college?

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She looks very shiny.

Orcs oil up before presenting themselves in public. It's the latest fashion

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Congrats user, there it actually something wrong with how your brain is wired. Finding babies cute, Human babies in particular, is hard-wired into our brains. If you don't find them cute then you suffer from either a non-beneficial mutation, or brain damage.

Chupacabras can fly! The fuck is a wall going to do!?

>The fuck is a wall going to do!?
Create jobs nobody wants for building/maintain/guarding it.

I don't find babies particularly cute either (neither are they particularly ugly, they're just eh) and they get especiialy annoying when they get loud and crying.

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"Fuck off, it has better stats than my old armor"

White dress was prettier

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White just goes ugly with green

Red and blue(ish?) with brown patterns just make her look like someone's grandma

He actually did some really fucked up loli rape stuff too. Stumbled on it on /b/ once.

Wasn't surprised in the least.

I wonder how he got it up if it was so distressing for him

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>Create jobs nobody wants

Well, we can staff it with all these immigrant chupacabras that keep flying over it.

Not sure of the context outside of that strip....but surely you could just drag her into the tent, explain the situation, then come out ten minutes later smoking a cigarette and claim the deed is done?

No need to actually fucking rape her.

They haven't even voted yet.

At one point in history people checked these things. Actually got up in there and looked to make sure a dick go up in that pussy

Put up a bug zapper here and there, problem solved.

>bug zapper
Cute.

I don't know this, please tell me

>le green elf with tusks memay
Feel free to stop anytime.

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and in most cultures over most history the hymen wasn't a thing. physical proof of female virginity is a social construct.

Actually a huge portion of men find babies that arent theirs to be hideous.
That is how evolution works.

Yes.

This is why you never leave cities without a flame thrower

Megazap 9001.

1 square meter of microwave transformer powered bugfuckery.

Cazadore? More like caza-BORE.

until about 30 years ago there was no way to tell for sure what any child's paternity was, dipshit. Unless the thing came out some wildly different race. in fact bonobo females will mate with all male members of the group so they can't be sure if an offspring is theirs, meaning all males take care of all offspring.

> physical proof of female virginity is a social construct.

10/10 bait, would rage again

How the fuck does that look like a goblin and not a fucking green elf, you fucking mongoloid?!

>green elf
Oh don't even fucking start with that meme.

A green elf with fangs is a goblin. Sometimes they don't even need to be green