Quick Veeky Forums, I need all of the snake based monsters that you've got! Giant snakes, magic snakes...

Quick Veeky Forums, I need all of the snake based monsters that you've got! Giant snakes, magic snakes, snakes attached to things, thing attached to snakes, I dont care I just need heaps of snakes

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Tell me more about your obsession with snakes.

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> Inb4 they remind him of his father.

Have Snakes

Does this count as a snake?

What even is a snake?

Snaked bird motha fucka. FIndiana me something more terrifying than that. Owlbears got nothing on the snake bird.

>eyelashes
My inner biologist is screaming.

Actually not snakes.

But they could be

I guess

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One time I saw a snake and the snake became frightened so it slithered away and i was surprised at how fast it was without legs

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I don't know what the fuck this thing is either anons, but I sure like it.

>when you see the elephant
for what reason?

What about post human snakes?

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Bird snek da best

All tomorrow's is fruckin rad

best snek

Love dem snek cults

I got lore on this

So this thing is a South African monster I believe they call a Grootslang.

Basically at the beginning of creation elephants and snakes were one animal. But then God said "Fuck that shit" because it was too OP and evil and split its components apart into two separate species, but supposedly one of the originals still hides underground. It does generic dragony shit, hording diamonds and fucking up people who stumble on to its turf.

One Sunday morn young Lambton went
A-fishing' in the Wear;
An' catched a fish upon he's heuk,
He thowt leuk't varry queer.
But whatt'n a kind of fish it was
Young Lambton cuddent tell.
He waddn't fash te carry'd hyem,
So he hoyed it doon a well.

cho:
Whisht! Lads, haad yor gobs,
An Aa'll tell ye's aall an aaful story
Whisht! Lads, haad yor gobs,
An' Aa'll tell ye 'boot the worm.

Noo Lambton felt inclined te gan
An' fight i' foreign wars.
he joined a troop o' Knights that cared
For nowther woonds nor scars,
An' off he went te Palestine
Where queer things him befel,
An' varry seun forgat aboot
The queer worm i' the well.

But the worm got fat an' growed and' growed
An' growed an aaful size;
He'd greet big teeth, a greet big gob,
An' greet big goggle eyes.
An' when at neets he craaled aboot
Te pick up bits o' news,
If he felt dry upon the road,
He milked a dozen coos.

This feorful worm wad often feed
On caalves an' lambs an' sheep,
An' swally little barins alive
When they laid doon te sleep.
An' when he'd eaten aall he cud
An' he had had he's fill,
He craaled away an' lapped he's tail
Seven times roond Pensher Hill.

The news of this myest aaful worm
An' his queer gannins on
Seun crossed the seas, gat te the ears
Ov brave and' bowld Sor John.
So hyem he cam an' catched the beast
An' cut 'im in twe haalves,
An' that seun stopped he's eatin' bairns,
An' sheep an' lambs and caalves.

So noo ye knaa hoo aall the foaks
On byeth sides ov the Wear
Lost lots o' sheep an' lots o' sleep
An' leeved i' mortal feor.
So let's hev one te brave Sor John
That kept the bairns frae harm,
Saved coos an' caalves by myekin' haalves
O' the famis Lambton Worm.

Final Chorus

Noo lads, Aa'll haad me gob,
That's aall Aa knaa aboot the story
Ov Sor John's clivvor job
Wi' the aaful Lambton Worm.

>What even is a snake?
A danger noodle.

I actually have my ball python sleeping in my hoody right now. I love my scale puppy

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Sometimes a cigar is just envy at the size of your father's penis.

That is profoundly eerie

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>Grundgütiger...

snek a cute
a cute

Aww. Pics?

requesting one boop per snoot

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I guess this one's closer to a glass lizard than a proper snake.

And this one's ~50% snake.

i swear to god, J.G., if this is you posting old English songs, I'm done.

i like sneks cause sneks are versatile

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Dragons can suck it, Grootslangs are where its at now.

>60+ comments
>no mention of space snek tittaes

I EXPECTED MORE

Kek

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Have a look, why don't you?

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thats fucking awesome

Swallowingadventurerssideways.jpg

>high carbon japanese steel
>high carbon
>japanese steel

FOLDED 10 GORRILION TIMES

thats why its so special on account of how rare that is

That's what make it special.

how why sparta would go to all the trouble of getting good metal in from japan to make a single sword is a whole other question

It was forged in 2010, so it's not hard to believe someone just bought the steel and made it into a xiphos

yeah that works

oh silly me i missed that bit

Maybe it's a bit to odd, but what about a snake with limbs?

We were taught this song in primary school, you philistine.

I remember reading that thing here for the first time and it blew my dumb ass away because it was an angle and scale for the future I never thought about before.

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>She makes a big show of getting ready and clearing her throat
>One of the snakes on her head begins singing into the microphone in a high pitched voice

D'awww.

i just realised
>steelix
>Steel
>iron snake pokemon

for some reason i can't understan this infuriates me

hey that's that african monster! what's it's name?

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I recognize the artist

You don't want to know what else he draws

and if i had to guess that is actually a living balloon

His name is on the picture, dude. It would be hard not to recognize him.