Places to find a dwarf other than a bar or a mine

Places to find a dwarf other than a bar or a mine.

An Elven poetry contest.

A grave.

A ladder shop.

Too easy. Arm wrestling tournament.

In the local [Insert Random Artisan's trade]'s workshop.

A ditch between a bar and a mine.

In a his. He's no claim-jumper.

A city in the mountains.

In a party of adventurers, on a journey far from home.

Beard measuring contest.

On the outside of a perfectly good skeleton. Seriously, what a waste!

Brewery.

Mushroom-farms, growing plump helmet mushrooms.

In tombs, building elaborate traps to confound looters.

In the river, getting eaten by legendary carp.

In a chamber of his own construction, having walled himself in after forgetting which side to stand on while building said wall.

The gates of the fortress, apparently having decided that he would rather bludgeon the goblins to death with his crossbow than employ the many bolts I provided for him.

A hole in the ground, probably built in shame after realizing he was a were-sheep and would be hunted by adventurers.

Military Barracks

Machine Shop/Factory

Vehicle assembly yard.

A brothel. Where else do whores go?

A forge

In a nice stew

Under your elven wife in the middle of the night

best in thread so far

Unintentionally spelunking in your mom's vagina.

On /k/.

I saw a dwarf shopping where I work, today.
She could hardly see over the trolley.

1. In the alley behind the tavern
2. In front of the tavern asleep
3. In a blacksmith shop

a pub or a quarry

a porn shoot

Tied to a stake being burned as a mutant

Under Drew's desk.

necromancer plz

muh left side
muh riht side

In House Lannister

Fighting the elephants.

Standing on another dwarf's shoulders and wearing a long coat.

A circus.

A circus below the mines, admittedly.

A tyranid's stomach.

Things you keep saying to the Party Bard.

"That artistic pseudonym is way too boring. Have you considered changing it to something something explosion?"

Do not fuck this up.

"Flies spread disease. So keep yours closed."

It's SLAY with an S, got it?

Just.... DO THINGS for once in your fucking life.

Misread that as "things the party says to me when I play Bard."

That was so bad I laughed.

I said ANALOGY not ANAL ORGY

Yer mother's bedroom!

A beach

So... How about playing a song for instance, instead of humping everything that having a tits?

>not fucking anything that has a hole
someone flunked bard school

On a stool
Stop singing you maniac the beholder will wake up again!

I paying him to play oboe, not fucking a zombie.

Well thats being saved in my no context folder.

Are you sure you didn't get syphilis?

Why in the nine fucking hells do you even need that folder?

Alessio Cavatore takes what he learnt making the mlp rpg and applys it to the next edition of warhammer.

Why the fuck not

>not finding holes where there aren't
Someone dropped before college

well at least the factions will be interesting again

Browsing /pol/

The center story is now a noblesse story with one court with a horse motif. Primaches of friendship appear and slowly disintegrate and lead to infighting. Leading half the court being expelled to the moon in a spaceship; becoming the lunar ponies, and thus explorer the galaxy. Those left behind become the craftworld ponies.

A thousand years later the Primarches reappear within the common serfs/ nobles/ and mighty wizards, thus delineated into the Earth/ Pegasus/ and Unicorn classes. The Lunar ponies return with knowledge and trade beyond the wildest dreams. but in the process and adventures have grown colder and pirate in their way and methods. The question to the primarches now is whether to wage war or peace towards their dark cousins

fuck i auctualy kind of want this

>applys
Immersion ruined.

At a forge. Obviously.

Pretty Marines become Canon.

Why is this flute so wet? You know what, don't answer that

Oh you know why.

Because everything needs some love, one way or another.

Ha

nice