The players are injected with truth-serum before the onset of the gaming session

>The players are injected with truth-serum before the onset of the gaming session

For what purpose?

> OP shits up the board with his shit threads
For what purpose?

"What do you actually think about this game, what do you most enjoy from it, and what would you most like to see changed?"

No more wishy washy feedback from. Awkward nerds who don't know how to criticize people. I know I'm not perfect, stop acting like I am.

Why, for the glory of Chaos!

Otherwise, for shits and giggles, and to see what they really think of each other's characters and roleplaying.
Although, would it interfere with the roleplaying? Does that come under lying?

You'd want to inject them with it AFTER the session for that, though.
Why not use a polygraph as well?

Wherever OP shows his face
The board policeman is on the case!

He's the hero of today
Always posting a sage!

His insults cut just like a surgeon
But for some strange reason he's still a virgin!

It's best at the end, but I didnt set the terms for drugging my playrs. Outside of that, I can't see how you benefit from making your players unable to lie in games based upon pretending to be someone else which is a form of lying.

Not unless you want actual self-inserts.

Now, I can sort of see it if you're running a LARP. Particularly a horror one, and give the players hallucinogens beforehand.
THAT would get the horror across pretty well, I feel.

Your second verse doesn't even rhyme. 0/10 see me after class.

"You know, your sessions are honestly alright. The only thing I have to criticize is the fucking needle you jabbed in my arm."

>Your second verse doesn't even rhyme. 0/10 see me after class.
I'm curious, how do you think the Japanese word that you put in the Options field to prevent your post from bumping the thread is pronounced?

Maybe you're just an oldfag trying to make a joke, who knows

No more fucking passive aggressive bullshit.
If I could selectively turn off my players brain to mouth filters when they're being jerks, I'd abuse it to simply ask one question every time I want to strangle one of my players:
>Did you honestly think that would make the game better for everyone?

Wouldn't that prevent them from roleplaying?
>The orc faces you and raises his axe. What do you do?
>I sit in this chair, playing DnD.

I assume his purpose would be to prevent them lying or cheating about what abilities they have or items they could use.

But really, it could just make things awkward.

>Why does your character always keep wanting to partner up with mine?
>Because I want to fuck her vicariously through my character.

Not him, but I thought it was like English sage.

So you stop lying about your dice rolls Connor you piece of shit.

"It was good, I had fun".
It's a truth serum, not a specificity serum.

The proper pronunciation is Japanese sah-gay but who the fuck cares anymore

Do truth serums counter sarcasm?

Well, I'm glad to know at least.

>Did you open that door with your right hand? Or your left?

The term is actually sah-gay-rue, but we shorten it.
It means "drop/set down" and implies disrespect.

no not at all. It would make you tell the truth in accordance to the question not what you are literally doing

"Allright you dice fudging sons of whores, lets see how you all really do this session!"

That glowing orange liquid looks amazing, i would love to get injected.

"I'm sexually attracted to my own character"

How much is the psych department paying you for your results here ?

>character does the pithy freeman thing, but well
>said character becomes a high king
>gets a truth compulsion spell they rarely use to make it more satisfying

I don't think it's supposed to be a fetish but seeing certain characters and NPCs forced to tell the truth sure feels like it is

I know, right? Why can't they make inject and ingest safe super glowy fluids for even more fun drug times?

>get high
>inject glow-in the dark stuff into your veins.

Yeah, what a fucking great idea!

Imagine that on some rolling mix of MDMA and LSD. Throw in weed and a decent blacklight room and suddenly you're watching yourself turn into a neon blood lich in the breathing dark.

I laughed

mmm glowey

I'm not sure about you guys, but playing an ttrpg with Putin and his KGB buddies sounds like great fun.

Truthfully, I thought about rhyming it with say-j, but I knew some oldfag would burst in to brag about what an oldfag he was for knowing the original pronunciation.

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I'm just going to roll for dubs.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>I'm just going to roll for dubs.
>doesn't actually roll anything

>diabetic
>can simply prick my finger and make it work

I'd want it simply for how easy it would be for me to do it.

I mean, I know what the designer was intending, but there's far easier way to add blood

OKAY, I LIED ABOUT THAT NAT20 LAST SESSION

You know people without diabetes can prick their fingers too, right

And you might have missed the part where it only works once

are you joking?

No user, despite being on Veeky Forums for more than a decade, I've never heard of rolling via post numbers.

There's no way I was making a joke about rolling with post numbers on the board with a native dice-rolling feature.

I actually was joking.

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