Through chaos fuckery you've been transported into 40k...

through chaos fuckery you've been transported into 40k, but Tzeentch is a dick to everyone so it decided to give you superpowers

your super power: powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

now for the world your warped to

1-5: a warp storm
5-10: Commorragh
11-30: a ork world
31-50: a imperial world
51-55: Beil-Tan
56-59: Necron world
60: Mars
61-69: Exodite world
70: Octarius
71-80: a tau world
81-90: human world (not under imperium)
91-99: Farsight enclave
100: holy terra

how fucked are you? what can you do to make the galaxy less fucked?

Other urls found in this thread:

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Empowerment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purgatory_Lordship
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Thoughtwave_Transformation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Priest_Training?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Combat
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purpose_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technology_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spiritual_Healing
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_and_Death_Transcendence
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Astral_Vision
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Breaker_Touch
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blade_Storm_Generation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh-Complete_Arsenal?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Retrocognitive_Dreaming
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/True-Self_Recognition
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weakness_Embodiment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adhesive_Secretion?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_&_Peace_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pain_Detection?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniscience?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Intuition?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unarmed_Weapon_Wielding
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energylock_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Godhood?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Indeterminacy
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Antimatter_Transmutation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Shield_Construction
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Event_Collapse?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Machine_Lord_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Otherness
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Error_Reparation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Personal_Reality)
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Space-Time_Absorption
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Empowerment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Population_Control
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Summoning
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

Rollan!

Rolled 16 (1d100)

eh, why not?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
fuck

oops
>Deity Imprisonment
still, fuck

> powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Empowerment

Wherever I go, I shall dead the things. I shall make EVERYTHING dieded.

>31-50: a imperial world
Purgatory Lordship
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purgatory_Lordship
>The power to hold domain in purgatory, the afterlife in between heaven and hell. Variation of Afterlife Lordship.

>Applications
Afterlife Transport: From purgatory to heaven.
Tormentor: Temporarily.
Purification: Through pain.
Impurity Destruction: Removing all mortal transgression/sin/wrongdoing.
Salvation: Saved.

Well most of 40k is like purgatory. Wait, wait, wait. Purification Through pain. Shit.
>It it doesn't hurt it doesn't count!

I'm the god damn Redeemer!

Rolled 37 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Thoughtwave_Transformation

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Priest_Training?useskin=oasis

This actually works out for 40k!

> turn matter and beings into thoughtwaves

I guess I get a job pre-chewing the Emperor's food for him.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

Rollin'

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>An Imperial World
>Chocolate Mimicry

Oh sweet Emperor preserve me

Rolled 79 (1d100)

Rollan

>71-80
>Non-Imperial human world
>Umbrakinetic Combat
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Combat

On the one hand, super useful. On the other hand, what are these people like? I could end up in a position of power or being burned at the stake or anywhere in between, and I'm totally boned if the Imperium ever comes across me. On the other hand, I could potentially out-edge Chaos if they decide to invade.

you lucky bastard.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

I get to Impair Inspiration, apparently because I'm so depressive I just depress the enemy too.
Let's translate this into 40k terms as being a "blank".

Rolled 84 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos_Manipulation

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>Technological Manipulation
>40K
oh boy

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>Tech Manipulation
>40K
oh boy

>Tech Manipulation
>40K
>Ork World
wow so am I a mek boy

Rolled 46 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purpose_Manipulation

Rolling!

dice+1d100

rolling...

oops forgot link powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technology_Manipulation

can I convince all techpriests that I am the omnissiah

Rolled 51 (1d100)

Rolled 91 (1d100)

god dammit!

or even better fuck over the tau

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spiritual_Healing
> curing
> healing factor
> internal body clensing
> Healing
> Soul Healing
In the Farsight Enclave, none the less! Life seem pretty sweet. I could cure Chaos corruption, early stage of genestealer infection, pretty much every kind of wound, safe from the necrons and Tyranids, I'm too valuable to be killed... The question is, could this ability cure the dark eldar thirst for pain?

"WAR EMPOWERMENT

The power to be empowered by conflict of war. [. . .] User becomes stronger, faster, more durable, etc. by war and all forms of conflict including mental, physical, spiritual and conceptual ones, regardless of the area and numbers involved, possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing the existing powers. Some users may be able draw sustenance from the conflicts or even slow or stop aging."

hahahahaHAHAHAH--

Rolled 66 (1d100)

...

dice+1d100

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Physiology

Hopefully I'm not too fucked

Got grid manipulation. Gay as hell. Rolling for world.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

rolling

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_and_Death_Transcendence

I can't imagine this going good for anyone involved.

Fuck it why not

Rolled 9 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Astral_Vision

Well FUCK.

On the plus side, I'm a Navigator. On the downside, I'm a Navigator.

I am good at this just kill me

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Breaker_Touch
>The user can destroy every type of object that can be considered as equipment (armor, clothes, weapons, jewels, etc.) by touch. The destruction can be partial, complete or just enough to make the item un-usable.
Here's hoping I'll avoid Tomb World.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

Brava, me. Wrong dice.

roll roll roll your boat

Rolled 73 (1d100)

ah fuck
also
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blade_Storm_Generation

Tomb World avoided, I got to Imperial World.
What can I do there? Fuck with Arbites and wreck their vehicles?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh-Complete_Arsenal?useskin=oasis

Fuck yes.
Thanks tzeeny. You want any favors done?

Superpower- Id Embodiment-The ability to make people act on their primal and bestial urges.

Landing on Mars. Rolled 60 on D100

So essentially I'd be using my super powers to make the mechanicum acknowledge their biological side and forcing them to engage in mass drug fuelled orgies. I guess that could be a good or bad thing.

dice+1d100
Rawling

Rolled 53 (1d100)

Well shit I'm half asleep and fucked that up, silly me. Lets try that again.

Forgot random power, senpai.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Retrocognitive_Dreaming
Fantastic, transported to some gay Eldar craftworld, but hey, at least these I get some neato dreams while I'm stuck here. I'm not too familiar with Eldar lore and what their craftworlds are like, but I'm pretty sure that as a human, they aren't going let me just hang around and tell them bout my wicked dreams.

Didn't forget, had to take a piss. Never post with a full bladder.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

Alright

Rolled 36 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/True-Self_Recognition

Only useful if I can get someone talking really, should give me good insight into saying exactly what people want to hear.

Power:

The users of this power can utilize powerful spells which can bring anything the user see fits to life, such as a statues, toys, even such as furniture and rubble.

As for the planet I guess I'm part of the Tau Farsight Enclave. Guess I'm bringing shit back to life and making weapons out of inanimate objects. I'll probably be made a general or somethin.

Good advice.
And handy power. Useful Mon-keigh.
Imperial preacher, perhaps? Interrogator for Adeptus Arbites? Administratum red tape?
>mecha samurai with talking swords

Rolled 28 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weakness_Embodiment

Hopefully I end up somewhere that could use... weakening, I guess?

Ork World, huh?
Not sure how that would turn out.

Turn everyone weaker than you and you'll become Warboss in no time.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adhesive_Secretion?useskin=oasis
So I'm Semen?

Rollen

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_&_Peace_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, their is No More War!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pain_Detection?useskin=oasis

O-oh god... save me...

Rollin
Not that it matters cuz i just became the new emprah
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniscience?useskin=oasis

Rolling

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Intuition?useskin=oasis

If you classify the orks as animals then this is actually fucking awesome.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>Deity Imprisonment
>User can imprison gods and diving beings, with little or no chance to escape. It can also work if the target has divine blood mixed (ie. demigods.)

God-Emperor, here I come!

THE EMPEROR RISES, BROTHERS

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unarmed_Weapon_Wielding

There are so many opportunities for shit to get fucked. I just hope I don't end up in a warp storm.

YOU BETTER GET 100 YOU FUCK

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energylock_Manipulation

Let's see who has to deal with a new God

Rolled 32 (1d100)

don't have a two d10 or d100, but I got planetary manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Manipulation

well, I guess I am only fucked in the warpstorm, and maybe Commoragh and Biel-Tan

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Godhood?useskin=oasis

Rolled 83. Looks like I'm a poor peasant boy with god powers. Can't wait for the black ships. Primarch here I come?

How many people ended up on Imperial worlds, anyway?

I have the ability to make shields out of darkness on an Ork world. Depending on how strong my darkness shield is, maybe the Orks would think I'm cool after surviving all that dakka they l'd point at me right away and make me a little ork house. But they'd probably just blow up the planet trying to kill me.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Indeterminacy
that's about it

Rolled 65 (1d100)

Rolled 23 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Antimatter_Transmutation

pretty sick power as long as I'm not sent to the warp, maybe I can become a daemon prince with this.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Shield_Construction
How helpful.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Event_Collapse?useskin=oasis
It doesn't matter where in the universe I am, I will save the galaxy, I will save everything. For if we have never existed we shall truly be saved, and the universe shall know nothing of pain.
Or I can nuke the warp, either or works

Rolled 38 (1d100)

rollon

99 -> Farsight Enclave
Power: powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Machine_Lord_Physiology

Oh boy. Oh boy.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Otherness

Please not the warp, please not the warp....

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Error_Reparation

Rolled a 69 on a d100, and since this (powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Personal_Reality) is my power I think Im gonna do just fine.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Space-Time_Absorption
tyme 2 dy

Rolled 75 (1d100)

Xylokinetic Constructs.

Rolling.

Well fuck. Does wood even exist on tau worlds?

>Seduction Immunity

Ok, i might be able to live with this.
It's not like anyone can tell that im a stinking mutant with a skill like this.
>inb4 ork world

>26
>11-30: a ork world

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

Rolled 36 (1d100)

Rollin'.

>Imperial World

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Empowerment
>The ability to draw invincible power directly from the writer. Ultimate version of Self-Power Augmentation.

I think I win boys.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

Rollan!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Population_Control
...huh. Well. let's see where i end up before indulging in any theory crafting.

May as well roll

Rolled 44 (1d100)

fuck

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Summoning
>31-50: a imperial world
Inquisitions going to get me before i do anything
Thanks Tzeentch