I have to create a pub-style quiz for a party. Gief dank quiz-questions plz!

>7. What is triskaidephobia?
A shitty mtg card

if it's for average intelligence normies I got a few.

>What language did South-African originate from?
>What does a python, a ruby and a musical note have in common with java?
> What Disney character's name means "half-formed."
>If your friends are really into Japanese history you should ask what character from friends put an end to the tokugawa shogunate.

>South-African
Afrikaans

>>What does a python, a ruby and a musical note have in common with java?
bloat?

They're all programming languages: Python, Ruby, C+, Java.

>If your friends are really into Japanese history you should ask what character from friends put an end to the tokugawa shogunate.

Chandler, although Phoebe would do if someone put her up to it

bloat is a feature of programming languages after all, especially the high level ones mentioned.

Fight me, tsudafrikaens has Dutch as its origin.

DING DING DING

I don't think any of my normie friends would be able to answer those.

Theyd at least get quasimodo surely

I just came here to congratulate OP on choosing a proper picture to attract attention to this thread, which is kinda not Veeky Forums related but now nobody gives a shit.

>10/10 would create bait primarch dindu nothing threads with

is anyones day NOT made better by a picture of pre-crack lindsay lohan?

ture, true...

>a musical note
>C+
>not C#
This thread is full of this shit. Equating Latin and Greek, spouting nonsense Disney put into a musical once as actual knowledge, thinking "South-African" is a language. No wonder people have trouble coming up with a simple pub quiz, basic knowledge requirements aren't met.

>kinda not Veeky Forums-related
Knowledge-testing games like quizzes, debates, and riddles are probably some of the most traditional games out there.

Does this look like a canary?
These things make pitbulls bulls look like doglets.
They're on the watchlist in my country for banning.

Before C+, wasn't it just called C?

>What walks on one leg in the morning, two mid-day and four at night?

An American girl on holiday in Europe.

I don't understand the first part.

The one-legged hop while slipping on your skinny jeans, probably.

yeah and I am not saying this thread should not be here, but c'mon man, let's not pretend Veeky Forums may stand for traditional games but the board is about wargames and rpgs with their crunch and lore with a tiny dash of boardgames once in a while. Threads like this one happen once every maybe few weeks.

"C+" was never a thing

there is:
>B
super old, largely forgotten
>C
old, main language in ye olde days of computing, still used today, but mostly just for educational purposes
>C++
new version of C with extended functionality, widely used today
>C--
new version of C with reduced functionality (hipster project, serves no real purpose)
>C#
C++ intertwined with Microsoft proprietary extensions, only applicable for Windows application development, but actually good at it

In Parent Trap?

>why are destroyers called destroyers?
>who is the president of north korea?
>when did costa rica declare war against nazi germany?
>what does santa claus have to do with whores?
>what happened in england at 11th of september 1752? there was no 11th of september in england during that year, due to switching from julian to gregorian calendar England went straight from September 2th to September 14th

>forgetting c+=

As someone who actually goes to pub quizes:
>Who played the titular DCI Banks?
>What is the capital of Moldova?
>How many yards are there in a chain
>What two spirits are present in a between the sheets cocktail
>Victoria Falls is in which two african nations
>Who is Donald Trump's VP
>Who directed the godfather films
>What is a turkish kumpir
>The wars of the roses were ended in which battle?
>What year was this?
>Those three guys from top gear's new show name?
>What animal is a quagga an extinct variant of?
>How many years has Les Miserables been running?
>In which london theatre is it held now?

>Dogs
>Mel Blanc (if you exclude porn actors)
>23 times if you count both midnights
>7 degrees
>November
>Unicorn
>Attention whoring Fear of the number 13

>Because they're heavily armed warships, duh
>North Korea has a Chairman, not a president
>Early 1940s I think
>He's always asking for a HO! HO! HO!

>>What year was this?
Year of the Monkey

Sure. C# just feeds into the wordplay better.

Just because royal flushes are incredibly rare in poker doesn't mean they aren't an important and welcome element of the game.

>who was the first english PM born during Queen Elizabeth's reign?
>An Ostrich has how many toes?
>The world population is estimated to pass 8 billion in what year?
>As of 1962, how many major races are there in the world?
>What is the first name of Neo in the Matrix?
>Approximately how many cows are needed to produce a singular plastic £5 note?
>which is taller, the Eiffel Tower or the Great Pyramid of Cairo?

Fucked up on the cow question, it should be how many total were used to make the whole circulation

>>As of 1962, how many major races are there in the world?
/pol/, pls

>>Approximately how many cows are needed to produce a singular plastic £5 note?
Afaik you don't produce plastic from cows.

>he doesn't know

Brits have started to make notes out of cows, needless to say that vegancunts are less than amused by this.

oh shit, i fucked up then

bait.jpg

you're fucking autistic

Couldn't agree more, with literal meaning of your post and how it relates to the rarity of this thread.

On /g/, it would be.
Here it's just brief rundown tinted by personal views.

>No the answer is not Canary, its "dogs". Canaria = "dog" in latin. Dog islands
But the island might have been named after seals (canis marinus or sea dogs).

I like to think that we could be great friends, in a more forgiving world.

Please explain

OP here, lots of dank suggestions. Cheers boys!

Also, answers to questions in my OP:

1. Dogs
2. Cristopher Lee
3. 22
4. 7.5
5. November
6. Unicorn
7. Fear of the number 13

>When you shine a light on them at night, what colour are alligator eyes?
>Where was beer first made?
>What were the last words of the witch, Giles Corey?
>What is Sealand?
>Apples are to cider as pears are to what?
>What's the capital of Kenya?
>Where would you find an axolotl?
>What is the difference between lava and magma?
>What was the purpose of the Taj Mahal?

im pretty gator-eyes are fucking monster-red in the dark

Yep that's right.

>red
>middle east or some shit?
>"im melting"...?
>no cuntclue, shit
>um... pear cider? no i dont know that either
>clever question, ive no fucking clue. Jonestown lol
>dno
>lava is just magma that reaches earth's surface
>im pretty sure some dude built it for his bitch

yes
yes, assyria iirc
nope
nope
yes, but what is pear cider called
nope
nope
yep
yep

>What were the last words of the witch, Giles Corey?
"More weight." The dude went out like a badass.

>Where would you find an axolotl?
Depends on where you left it.

I mean, in the wild, you dink.

okay, #2 shocked me. according to IMDB, tom byron is up to 1688. can believe he beat out the hedgehog

Well now I have might have to do some research, cuz all the sources ive looked at tell me its Christopher Lee

Somewhere near Salamander goo.

You're comparing man that can effectively make one movie a day with man who participates in pieces that take months or even years to produce.

>"Let's make them out of pigs."
>"Can't do that, it's offensive to Jews and Muslims."
>"Okay we'll make them out of cows."
>MFW

Das uh kool pikcha.

>How long did the 100 year war last?
>How long did the 30 year war last?

Hundred and sixteen, and...was it thirty-seven?

30 exactly

kek.

>pub style
>you are being too euro-centric
it's people like you that are the reason god doesn't talk to us anymore

1) How many moons does the Earth have?
2) What do they say, of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is?
3) What's the longest animal in the world? BLUE WHALE

I thought it was because of leather quality?

Two, revised to one after fans complained.

OP checking in to confirm that I am still lurking this thread, and very much enjoying all the suggestions. Thanks peeps!

(also, shameless self-bump obv.)

archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/50271084

OP, were you also the OP of that thread?

damn right i was. im still tryna get this shit going, and i have all of those questions (plus a bunch more) written down. ive tried googling and shit, but its always like boring questions that you either know or dont. the FUN questions are the ones where you can kinda deduct it a bit n shit

How long can a pig orgasm?
Which leader killed most of their nations population when the number is measured in %?

1. Which country has the longest coastline?
2. What does a vexillologist study?
3. What was the first animated film to be nominated for an academy award for best picture?

If only user, if only...

1. Depends on the size of the measuring stick
2. Vexillology
3. No Eye, Dear

...

Just swipe stuff from NAQT.
#1 is dog, #3 is 23, #4 is 7.5 degrees, #6 is the unicorn, #7 is the irrational fear of the number 13.

Who did nothing wrong?

Fred Rogers. The man was a damn saint.

They're not exactly "made out of cows", the plastic lining now contains beef tallow to make them slide more smoothly in vending machines and such.