Would your last female character be able to win a bikini contest against the local beach babes?

She's an archfey warlock in her early-mid 20s with 20 charisma, so she'll certainly place high, especially if the judges like her cuddly ears and tail

Oh, a Lurian slavegirl. Fancy that.

I heard Emperor Sokoku feeds ten of those to his pet sharks every week!

>A minor feyblooded witch

Probably? If she cared enough about the competition she has the spells to transform or disguise herself to be more attractive, but is more likely to start mindraping people and "making friends."

what's up with all the edgy girls?

My last character had the Innsmouth look. I bet she'd whip their asses at any other beach related activity though.

Sure, she'd be able to beat 'em all with one hand tied behind her back!!
And then realize that this wasn't that kind of "contest" and she's wanted for aggravated assault.

Unless I'm misremembering, my most recent female character was my MAID character, who was rather pear-shaped, so a bikini would not be the most flattering article.

I must ask if Veeky Forums needs two threads dedicated to women's swimwear simultaneously.

Unlikely.
>6 foot tall skinny bitch with tons of scars and some muscle definition
Aggressive Vostroyan guardswomen generally aren't too attractive. She still had her suitors though, after all a battle hardened veteran guardswoman could provide a Vostroyan man with many strong sons.

>Fairly pretty Cleric of Mystra
She wouldn't be interested in participating, really.

I think most people who'd be adventurers wouldn't be the bikini contest type. I can think of only one character I've played who might want to compete in one.

She was a master of disguise. With prep time and the will, definitely.

My last female character was a honey bee Lunar that lactated super-nutritious psychoactive honey so she has a good shot.

I'll admit to not being an expert. Do bikini costests have a "lactation" portion?

Sometimes there's a talent portion, if she could get the judges to actually drink the stuff she'd be a shoo-in since it creates a feeling of awe towards her (and mutations with repeated doses). Regardless, she naturally had the impressive accouterments lactation-based powers imply.

nope

Optional question: What if they're up against Seska?

Evil is sexy, I guess.

Depends, what's their AC? Are the beach babes spellcasters?

My most recently played character is a rather butch Dragonborn Warlord, so not so much.

Just before her I did a side session with my Dryad Dungeons the Dragoning PC, and given Dryad, they're at least competitive by default.

For the Emperor.

Yes, She could. Especially with these ugly hags to go up against. She was a Pathfinder Changeling Inquisitor. She was fit but not Amazonian, very attractive with an hour glass figure, and only unusual thing about her was the odd eye colors.

well
we're a talking about a barely legal girl with no brains and retard tier strength capable of throwing bodies hard enough to tear walls down.
does she get pity points for being an amputee?

No. She isn't busty enough, and the cyberware would cause issues with any activities in the sea.
She sinks like a rock,

My last female character was a 6"8' tall winged "Valkyrie" who no longer led souls to Valhalla because she was cursed with mortality.

She led her life on the mortal plane as a warrior-maiden who despised women who couldn't defend themselves.

The other party members included an Illusionist and a Mentalist both who didn't understand you cant just go walking around fucking with peoples heads.

I filled the roll of muscle / voice of reason.

She's a Rogue Trader. If her stunning good looks and excellent fashion sense don't win the day, her ability to bribe and/or outright purchase the judges and other participants will.

What if you've never played a female character, and are currently ForeverGM? Do you just use the most recent NPC?
Because if so, then there's a good chance that the C'iel Dragon of Love, Peace, Positive Feelings, Music, and Love would crush that contest like a motherfucker.

Are you playing Nechronica, too?

>6ft 6 made of muscle, scar tissue and burn marks
>murderhobo at heart, no fashion sense
>doesn't really understand the point of swimwear
chances are slim

Well... going back to the last thread, my female half giant might swing a contest or two.

That depends if she can find a high cut turtleneck swimsuit or not.

show us!

But breast size doesn't have much effect on lactation outside of anime porn.

Tiefling bard, so depends, really. She's attractive and friendly, but if the judges have issues with tieflings, no.

I don't think a pixie would do well in a bikini contest. Although if they let her stand on the judges table maybe it'd be fine.

>dwarf fighter
That depends, do the judges have a thing for shortstacks?

>former street urchin apprenticed to the Lord's Fang, the fiercest and most feared warrior the kingdom has ever seen, and taught celestial kung fu by him
She grew up malnourished and is trying to become as muscular as possible, so the best she could hope for is to scare away the other contestants and intimidate the judges into giving her the prize.

Her thing is cursing people and she hates losing, I think she'd win, but there would be cheating.

>Easily embarrased spider monstergirl
She's fairly hot, but would never go for it.

>Would your last female character
What female character?

My female Paladin would probably win, but it wouldn't be a fair competition.

My last female character was a cat.

No, not a catgirl, an actual cat.

So if she gets tangled up in the straps of a human-sized bikini, she'd probably win just on "D'Aww". Otherwise no.

>a half-elf rogue that was a former maid, than circus performer, and than through a series of convulted events, ended up as captain of the garrison, then gets crippled by a dick ass skeleton, only later to learn magic, and cure herself via transformation into a vampire.

God no, she gets utterly smoked in the looks department. She rarely wears cosmetics, since she usually covers her face with a mask, and doesnt have that many curves.

Considering she prefers to not wear a bikini top she is disqualified for wearing a unikiki

probably not
what with being a amalgamation of bones, sorrow and maledictions.

no I'm not 14
>so we rotate DM
>I played a paladin
>dick-ass dm is dick-ass
>creates a fall or fall situation
>kills paladin
>then paladins daughter
>then paladins wife

>DM rotates
>roll undead
>play the corpse of his wife as an angry revenant
>extract bloody minded retribution
>retire character to afterlife

She's basically She Ra's and Giganta's love child. With a big helping of the most common super power to go with it.

She's pretty much got this in the bag.

Trigger Warning: Tv Tropes
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostCommonSuperPower

>tvtropes
epic win post good sir!

She's a rat. Not a rat girl - a literal, Redwall style rat.

So only if the judges are really, really furry.

Well my last female character is a shapeshifter. So yes.

She's 55 years old, bald and scaly with atrophied vestigial arms. Even if she's well-conserved, I'm don't think she has her chances unless she wears her hat of disguise.

Dude no need to get triggered, he put a warning just for you.

Last female character was an Elven ranger, she eventually tried and succeeded to bare the child of the God of Elves to trigger some doomsday stopping Rube Goldberg set of actions. This all happened after the campaign was finished, and the church the child would start would be a cornerstone of the campaign I was supposed to GM next set 2000 years later

>Drow who's in the process of lichdom
>she was covered in scars and burns before this.
Yeah, not really gonna happen.

A curiously personable (for a necromancer) but macabre half-elf with a taste for hard liquor?

Not really, no.

Do muscles and scars count as positives?

She definitely has enough of them to win if they're positives.

What manga is this from btw?

Orion, by Shirow Masamune.

In her alternate form, yes

My half-elf paladin/fighter would probably not win the swimsuit competition, and her bad temper wouldn't improve things.

If her opponents were all evil or worse, snooty elves she would do her best to intimidate the judges into voting for her.

And she would murder them at beach volleyball

I can't alas. I don't have any artwork of half-giants in high cuts.

...

Probably not. She's got the assets, and has muscles, but isn't that attractive otherwise and doesn't have great social skills.

My last female character was an alien with unusually pink skin, noodly limbs, a big head, was about 4' tall, absolutely flat as a board, and in general an asshole.

Incredible butt though.

Source, please, and yes I checked. Google is just oh so helpfully telling me its a fucking bikini.

>>Drow who's in the process of lichdom
>>she was covered in scars and burns before this.
>Yeah, not really gonna happen.

You say that as if she has neither Alter Self nor Mass Suggestion in her spell list.

have you tried yandex?

Huh. that's a pretty good point.
I would win then, she specced pretty heavily into illusion.

>undead underage amputee with a particular fashion fixation
She would refuse to participate and resist violently if force to. Unless there's somehow gothic lolita bikini with layered skirt and long sleeves (bare belly and exposed shoulders are okay though).

You're welcome! Now go forth, and be the Lich Queen of the Beach! All shall be mesmerized by your voluminous assets, and despair.

I... don't think I've ever played a female character.

you can always commission it

those are cosmetic scars that are drawn specifically to make her look prettier than she really is, a lot like how chavs shave slits into their eyebrows and hair to look like badass tough guys without actually going through the trouble of disfiguring themselves.

Not my characters but since I'm the GM i guess they count?

You guys decide. Would they?

>those are cosmetic
It's not on purpose, I'm not a the drawfag, I just colored it. she actually gets pretty fucked up, but I like what I requested for showing other people, rather than just in my own head.
She actually later goes on to start wearing more covering clothing specifically because she has acid and fire burns from situations, and started wearing the red scarf she has on there to cover up literally being decapitated.

If the contest is being held during the day she can't participate on account of being a World of Darkness vampire. If it's held at night then she's winds because she can use vampire magic to enthrall the judges and make them fall in love with her. If she is somehow prevented from using her magic then that would make it a lot harder. Particularly since was turned in her early 40s and bikini contests really favour young women, but she is still really attractive and inhumanly charismatic so she does have a chance, it would just be pretty tough.

Eh, don't really have the funds. Maybe in the future.

what tumblr?

When I get back.

But would she win?

no, far too hairy, and ugly tumblr eyelashes

HURRY

Lose the bush and we'll talk.

I have never played a female character, so I will default to my last male character.

My last male character was a M&M superhero who was essentially sun god Namor. He will pose in the tightest speedos and the world will cheer for his pert booty tooty.

Harsh.

In the cut throat world of hot local babe swimsuit competitions, you can't let your guard down for a moment, or you'll be dumped and stripped of your floofy hair and high-cuts.

>Google is just oh so helpfully telling me its a fucking bikini.
The Veeky Forums google image search widget is broken. Copy the image location, paste it into a fresh tab of google search-by-image.

You mean stripped, bound, shaved, and tossed to the crowd.

Life is a constant struggle. One must strive or perish.

Also I was going to keep teasing without a source, but honestly I got shit to do hah, yeah right, also most of these aren't sfw
drakdrawings.tumblr.com and drakdoodles.tumblr.com I think. And the artist goes by drakthug.

I think my character could use her art would probably not win a swimsuit contest, and would be quietly tremendously upset over.

>Shaved

Now that's a waste.

Waste? Of what? Surely you aren't suggesting waxing, or plucking out hairs one by one.

Loser or not, floof is such a rarity these days.

I'm not surprised it was drawn by a chick
it's got that typical "fujoshi artist thinks she can make ugly female faces cool by slapping them on a slutty body and using JoJo male characters as a reference because everyone loves JoJo right?" facial structure