Black Knight Art Thread

General image dump. I post some, you post some, everybody happy.

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Post the Martin Lawrence webm

I don't understand the giant gaping hole in his armor?

What's the point of outliving your opponent if they are smart enough to hit you where you are most vulnerable, thus leaving you deprived of your family jewels?

whip it out on the battlefield

Because then you know they'll strike for that spot, allowing you to slaughter them easily because of how predictable they are.

It's not exactly easy to smash a mobile armored guy with a big weapon in the nuts, especially if he KNOWS you're eyeing it and wasting time trying to find an opening.

Fuck yeah, dark knights, crusaders can go home to suck dick after we fucked their wives and road off with half the kingdom's fortune

because user, there is nothing actually inside. not even a skeleton

Are undead knights okay too?

yeah booiiii

I used this for the Archdevil of Tyranny, Slavery and Rape.

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*tip*

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That's obviously a rider's armor.
His crotch will be mostly unavailable to you because there'll be horse in the way.
Otherwise I assume the black fabric is supposed to be carbon-fiber mail.