Hey fa/tg/uys, whay do you do when your group is not available, you have no mic and you're bored of /qst/

>No mic
>Quest thread player
>Doesn't DM

Your best bet is to go back to Gaia.

But in all seriousness, try running your own game.

Wait, did OP say (s)he was a player, not a GM?

If so, my advice is a bit moot.

Try and find somebody to Roleplay with on Omegle. Unfortunately, your chances of finding somebody decent are very small

Wallow in loneliness. I've been doing if for the past 4 weeks now. I'm itching to play a game but have no one to play with.

Not OP but I cant handle being a DM I'm absolutely terrible at it.

Is there an accepted Veeky Forums interest tag for omegle?

Temp work in a warehouse for ten bucks an hour on the weekdays, lie in bed and recuperate/doubt my GM skills if no session on Saturday(our usual gameday). Go out somewhere to kill the boredom on Sunday.

I read stuff for inspiration.

Not like the earthen golem of Czech fame,
Laid low, and in some dusty attic stowed
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates there strode
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Was the imprisoned lightning; and a Name
Writ on her forehead. In her crown there rode
The Rebbe, and his face with Torah glowed
“Sh’ma Yisrael HaShem elokeinu HaShem echad” prayed he
Then, with silent lips: “Save them, Your tired, Your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to break free,
The wretched refuse of your demon war.
Save these, the hopeless, battle-tossed, for me,
I lift my lance beside the golden door!”

The Liberty Golem lifted her lance, formerly the spire of the Empire State Building. She loosed the imprisoned lightning of her terrible swift torch. From her crown the Rebbe flung warlike Names that sputtered and sparkled and crashed into the hellish hosts and disintegrated them like fire melts ice. They shrieked and began a retreat.

A dakimakura is just a big pillow that you use by hugging, and can be any shape as long as it lets you do that. It was otaku that gave the body pillow sexual connotations.

Goldfish MtG decks while watching NCIS.
Try to rope my gf and roommate into a short game.
Play videogames. Specifically, ones I can "rp " In. Fallout, Elder Scrolls of your choice, nuzlocke runs in Pokemon.
Put on some music and clean.
Marathon an animated series for th nth time.
Pet my cat.

Seriously, there's always something to do. Only boring people are bored.

Oh. Thank you for teaching me that.

Is there a minimum size limit? Would, say, a cylindrical stuffed penguin roughly 43cm long and 62cm in diameter* filled with a sorta bean bag-like material count? Just for my curiosity.

*He was a bit fuller when I got him; he's gotten squished over the years.

>A dakimakura is just a big pillow that you use by hugging, and can be any shape as long as it lets you do that.

Imagine the workers at the factory that makes that thing.

And people wonder why Japan has such a high suicide rate.

>always need a pillow between my knees.
>and one for my arms to wrap around.

I know what my Christmas gift to myself is this year.

...

I'm sure you can find one without a centaur printed on it, probably for less.

Or get two smaller pillows.

I don't mind the centaur, I actually think it's kind of funny, but two pillows has never worked out. One or both inevitably move and then I wake up terribly sore.

If I did get one that was more my "style" so to speak, I'd have to lock my door, or face ridicule from my roommates see it.

vidya

I'm not 100% sure I follow, help me out here. You're saying you're not turned on by the centaur, but if you got a pillow featuring someone who DID (or at least had the potential to) turn you on, you'd keep it hidden. But you wouldn't hide a centaur pillow because you're sure your roommates wouldn't mistakenly think it tickled your fancy.

That is correct. I have this terrible flaw of not being able to lie. So while a centaur pillow would be fine, because I can tell the truth that I got it as a joke, I could not get a loli pillow and do the same thing.

Beat off.

Have you tried blanket between knees? that always worked for me.

Then again I sleep like post rigor-mortis corpse.

And you'll never get better at it if you never try.

I think it still might be easier to get a non-centaur L-shaped body pillow.

>oh, lets drink some wine and have a quick chat while I rest on my centaur body-pillow.

Masturbation, crippling depression, Veeky Forums, porn, and video games.

Clean my place.

Why on earth would I do that unless you provide a uniform and teasing banter and also carry me to bed when I work myself to exhaustion and just sit there and stroke my hair until I fall asleep, huh? Do you take me for a sap?

play Maid RPG over IRC

First, how am I supposed to know your sizes for uniform, just bring your own.
Second, no talking back and get to it, or you can be spooning with the dolphin tonight for all I care.

If I'm bringing my own uniform, then what am I getting in return for cleaning someone else's house? I can just buy a uniform and do something else.

And for your information, buster, I have a penguin and an octopus. Dolphins are overrated.

Cake up front, headpats all the way through and bubble bath afterwards?
And gentle bully if keep talking back.

What kind of cake?

Strawberry or chocolate.

Tempting.

Or both...

Problem is, I really like baking. And I don't get nearly enough opportunities to do it. So taking away an opportunity for me to bake is maybe not the best place to start.

Now what did I say about talking back?

I haven't agreed to anything yet, bub.

>Dolphins are overrated.

Everyday, we stray further from God's light...

I wish I had one of those. Not for the lamia, but all the pictures of people using them look so comfy.

Miia is best girl, though

They're jerks and they have no place among my stuffies.

That's pretty good senpachi.

Save up 10 to 20 bucks and get a serviceable microphone.

Post on Veeky Forums

That's what I did Friday when my GM bailed for the third time in as many planned sessions

fuck you Paul I'm still so salty

Saw one guy who had a body pillow of Frasier, so go for it?

What's the weirdest person you could get one of? Yourself? Your parent?

Genderbent version of yourself, definitely.

2bf, I'd probs fug myself, 2bh.

>Would you fuck me? I'd fuck ... I'd fuck me so hard

Join a text based game in game finder. It's easy.

Post on Veeky Forums offering to be a maid for a stranger. Momentarily convince yourself you're not fundamentally unlovable. Distract yourself from depression with nature documentaries.

Have you ever seen giraffes neck-fighting? It is a bizarre spectacle.

Oh, nope. Baby elephant just died. That backfired spectacularly.

>daki with Donald Trump on one side and Mike Pence on the other

I'd do it.

Do some light aerobics to warm my body up, then do some resistance exercise to try and get in shape. Then surf the net, watch illegally pirated movies, some porn maybe, snack, nap and either surf the net some more or play some online games.

I would love to see that, but more importantly, I would love to see Mike Pence respond to that.

He'd probably taze the gay out of me.

it would be pretty weird to see someone with a pillow of this mermaid

Masturbate to cripplingly depressing, Veeky Forums-related, pornographic video games?

Puh-raise Jesus!

Looks cute. Where's the depression?

What kind of mermaid? Human top, fish bottom?

Are monstergirls Veeky Forums related? Or is it because of a hero on an adventure?

This kind of mermaid

That hardly seems fair. You didn't make his campaign poster.

>snuff

I was okay until that.

The death scenes. They're meant to be as simultaneously horrifying and sexy as possible. Not just a "ooh, nasty death!" kind of reaction, but the kind reaction that will give you a wet nightmare about being captured by an arachne, helpless to resist as she injects her rich, hot venom into your bloodstream and watch you as you writhe in agony until your insides are made into a thick, delicious mush.

Hero in a stereotypical high fantasy settings on a quest to slay (or lay) monsters.

Also yes, the monster girls on their own do add a bit of Veeky Forums relatedness, no matter what the haters say.

Why doesn't a group from the Veeky Forums community make a discord group, or something similar? Hell you could just do it in Skype without video calls? Ido join that shit since I haven't had a legit game in 4evr

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who let you out of mggg

>no mic
>goes to /qst/
At this point you might as well kill yourself and save decent people the trouble.

>My Christmas gift to myself
People who say thus don't seem to know how ridiculous it sounds

>a little bit of Veeky Forums relatedness
That didn't save quests. Fuck off back to /a/.

Who pooped in YOUR sausage casing today?

>not splurging on your self once a year

I bet you're without kids, too.

People who say that are the kind of people who would get themselves a Centaur body pillow for christmas