Guys, I literally have a one inch dick in normal state maybe slightly less...

guys, I literally have a one inch dick in normal state maybe slightly less. How much crypto do I need to fuck the brains out of a 10/10 chick??? For the rest of my life? Obviously I can’t impress unlike some dudes with long manly cocks...

Probably 1Million + USD

Geez, and I thought I was small at 6.0x5’5 inches

just transition to female

just learn to eat out you dumbfuck.

Bump

wow you're way to self conscious to go measure up like that. just fuck chicks who cares at 6 inches

I dont understand..

Are you saying I should take her out for a fancy dinner?

>How much crypto do I need to fuck the brains out of a 10/10 chick
>one inch dick

No matter how much money, you're never gonna fuck someones brain out with an one inch dick. You may fuck them, but not enough to give them pleasure.

You realise you've actually got a larger dick than most men?

They said size don’t matter, but when them ready to go down on u and see that small little thing i just don’t feel dominant anymore. I’m self conscious about it cause it’s too fking small. I watch porn and see dudes like 6 inch in normal state wtf.

no, learn to oral and clit stimulation. With enough foreplay the smallest microcok can make a girl cum.

Bump

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You're a grower not a shower.

I’m really starting to believe the pajeets roaming Veeky Forums meme

10/10?
Look at that back mole and those goblin gloves she's wearing over her hands.

I couldn't find the right font.

if your dick is small when soft its because you masturbate too fucking much.

Would 1 btc be enough?

>goblin gloves

I'm stealing this.

What do you mean by goblin gloves?

I'm a grower too, OP, who cares, it's the erect state that matters.
Are you a cocklet when erect, too?

Thats like saying 5'10 is taller than most men.

thats technically true, but in the western world its average

Nah erect I’m 6’ but I want 6’ in normal state. Having my dick wave around and Hit her skin a few times to show my dominance is what matters to me

Lol. Major cops. Apart from Netherlands and Germany most men are 5’9 in the western world. But I kinda agree, just because you’re above average doesn’t mean it’s good. 6’0 minimum.

I’m 5’11 height wise
1in non erect.
does pumping surgery work?

there must be surgeries by now for penis enlargement right?

how do u guys show dominance over ur gfs? slap ass? choke?

>ur gfs?

So yeah, learning to eat out pussy is essential. However I’m worried about potential stds in my fucking mouth. What are the odds of contracting something via oral sex?

Wtf biz...

my dick is 6.5 inches and 6' girth but imma virgin and jerk off twice daily lmao

long cock and have two hot 18 year olds suck u off for rest of life. 100 btc?

as much as contracting something genital.

i think 5 millions would be enough if you want to be save make it 10 million.

kek at this dicklet. 7.25" and 5.5" crew checking in.

>No matter how much money, you're never gonna fuck someones brain out with an one inch dick

He clearly said in "normal" state meaning flacid you turbocuck.

both ofc i also slap her with my dick, most women love choking while sex but you often need to seduce them slowly if they are not into it

there exist toys that put a vibrator on top of your dick that press agains her clit when you fuck her.

>tfw that would be my size if I lost a lot of weight.

whut

Isn’t that small, though?
Lengthwise, I mean

does biz like their women in the kitchen or out at work?

both, in the kitchen at work

haha nice. damn you work your woman out

In the FUCKEN KITCHEN you fucken CUNT

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