Mfw I know for ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY bitcoin will crash to 9k in the next week

>mfw I know for ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY bitcoin will crash to 9k in the next week.

How do u know

I have my associates

Great.

If you're so certain about this and can apparently tell the future, will that be a good time to buy? Also how will it affect Alts?

Why 9k? Too expensive

Great.

>mfw i know you know absolutely nothing and are just a NEET faping to cuckold porn

>my dad works at Bitcoin

thanks, bought 100k

Then why don't you short it instead of larping

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What coin would he buy?

>mfw I know for ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY bitcoin will rise to 100k in the next week.
Me on the left

>Crash it

Then short it on margin, prove everyone wrong.

Then short that shit, you little bitch
get liquidiated, do an hero, make a backflip, post shit and shot the fuck up

Is that Thomas Pepechon?

kek

>mfw Satoshi is my father

post short position on bitmex or larp

not nice