>My sons, after careful consideration I've decided to follows Malcador advice and create female primarchs, your "little sisters" if you will, they will not have the same accelerate growth as you, they shall fully mature in ten years instead of three, giving time for me to actually practice into being a father. >I will create eighteen of them, and after five years I will make arrangements for you to meet them.
How would the primarchs react to this turn of events?
Jack Nelson
Can we fuck them?
Carter Reyes
"You don't fuck your siblings, Russ. Well, perhaps on Fenris you do."
Jaxson Mitchell
"Suck a dick Magnus, you failed pirate!"
John Morris
>They are your siblings, you don't put your dick in family.
Adam Cooper
"Always homosexuality with you, Russ. One might think all that we ching and drinking was...compensation for something."
Hudson Davis
"But what is it to stick a dick, if dicks are in armor?"
Juan Kelly
"What, you're saying you didn't need to practice being a father for us?"
Cameron Brown
Okay. - Rogal Dorn
Grayson Reed
"Father, I do not understand why you need primarchs with vaginas."
Nathaniel Carter
>Well I wanted but stuff happened
Lincoln Turner
Will they have cute feet father?
Juan Reyes
But father. You are already steeping down in favour of mere humans are you sure its good idea?
Michael Turner
>Something Malcador said about women being able to alleviate your boys squabbles.
Wyatt Russell
>The cutest, Fulgrim.
Sebastian Murphy
"What is this 'vagina'? And is it edible?"
Kayden Ortiz
Russ.. Brother you would not like it "Vagine" is wierd extra mouth that women posses. I saw some acient pictures from archive named "Deviant art" according to this source woman can swallow you whole with this wierd thing.
Tyler Perez
Shut up, Perturabo. You're drunk.
Grayson Long
...
Luis Watson
>[muffled cyclopian chortling]
Logan Ortiz
Since you lost to the Russ maybe you will win agist his sister.
James Hughes
> 10 years later the Imperium burns because one Primarch (Magnus) ruins everything by asking which of them is the best at traditional female duties after they have been raised for only War & Politics.
> Tzeentch is pouty because he can't keep up with their catty backstabbing and plotting and they tear apart the Imperium without any prodding.
Bentley Williams
noone posted the R63 primarchs yet!
Charles Thompson
> Anita sarkesian is excaveted and praised as a god. Laters becomes new chaos god. Female primarchs celebrate. Male ones just fish to have beer in peace
Sebastian Perry
Good. They're shit quality in design and skill.
Joshua Murphy
Better?
Ryder Sanders
> Anita was the Emperor all along!
Justin Powell
"But what is drunk?"
Jackson Lee
just a tad
Ian Ramirez
Tfw when she is regulating any interaction between males and females just to fuck over slannesh
Dylan Gonzalez
4 Alpharius/Omegons
Asher Ortiz
That's just him in his usual glory though?
Lincoln Stewart
DAD!!! BROTHERS TELLS ME IAM A GIRL AGIN!!!!! *cries*
Thomas Williams
so, were looking at 36 high powered super individuals with their own 10k+ strong legions eventually. im sure that can't go wrong in any way what so ever
are they going to be derived from you unique gene seed, or are you making them from us? if they are made from us, are we going to meet them first, or are you going to 'arrange' for them to meet their other brothers first
Kayden Ward
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Henry Gutierrez
>Angron... Son we went over this. Sit down and calm down.
Logan Fisher
It sounds like a worthy opponent!
Evan Martin
Good gods, Russ, what have you been DOING to all those wenches?
David Adams
RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHH!!! I HATE CHAIRS I HATE CALMS I HATE GIRLS AND I HATE YOU! AAAAAARRRRGGGGH!
Brandon Thompson
STOP IT RIGHT THERE! OR I WONT LET YOU TO THAT DEATH METAL MUSIC CONCERT!
Elijah Evans
Hmmmm. Father, can you get the cogboys to look into making jetbikes that support a riding style female chogorians used? I believe it was called 'Side Saddle'.
Samuel Carter
[Pillow-muffled screams]
Brayden Butler
>Angron is the Francis of 40k
Samuel Williams
Emperor sure was good leader.. But terrible father
Charles Rodriguez
>They shall come from me they wouldn't be your little sisters if was not their father.
Jonathan Bennett
Let's just say it involves a waterfall, and one of this'd little dinosaur toys that grow when you put them in water...
Adam Kelly
Tau could teach how to be more passionate...
Luis Wilson
Shut the fuck up you little xeno fetishist
Angel Anderson
Given that the Imperium has expanded across all the galaxy, and whatever launched us to be lost on our home planets, how will they differ in their upbringing from us?
Josiah Wood
>M30.996 >Being a weeaboo space commie
Liam Phillips
Father. Will they be similar to us, something like our reflections. Or will they be completely different with mindsets that are unfamiliar to us?
Mason Clark
>Well the main difference is that I eill be there through all their stages of development
Kevin Diaz
But wasnt that struggle what made us strong father? We had to prevail even in face of great adversity. I dont want to decounce your abilities father. But this deservers some thought.
Oliver Richardson
>which is why I shall arrange the meeting 5 years after their creation where, I shall see if you have the capacity to care for them.
Leo Nguyen
Look at you. You're all a bunch of demigodlings with your power panties in a perpetual twist. You call being a walking encyclopedia of murder healthy mental development? No, this time I'll make sure they grow up to be decent people. Maybe they can civilize you lot.
Nolan Foster
"Leman, YOU would choke on a dick if I put wolf ears on it and wrote FUCK THE POLICE on it."
Juan Collins
>How would the primarchs react to this turn of events? And to this day we call that rebellion the Fedorus Heresy
James Jenkins
Related. My personal theory about what happened to one of the missing Primarchs is that he landed on a xenos planet (a completely new, pretty basic race). Rather than kill him, the xenos raised him as one of their own. This Primarch actually turned out to be a pretty nice guy, like a cross between Sanguinius and Vulkan.
When the Emperor arrived he ordered his son to turn against the race that had adopted him. The son told him to fuck off and ended up dying in the ensuing fight against the vastly superior Imperial Army. His Legion was integrated into the others.
Caleb Young
>Okay Jag, but you can the speed limit is 300mph when one of them is with you.
Kevin Nelson
As long as I can still make my own empire. t. Rowboat Girlyman
Jace Long
I rejoice in my new sisters. What gifts shall you give them, Father? -Sanguinius.
John Gonzalez
>the girl one is better than the rest combined
Robert Gray
>we really need to talk about this little side project of yours.
Cameron Jones
"No" -Grandpappy Smurf
Grayson Murphy
>A stable and loving household.
William Barnes
This
Zachary Thompson
On an unrelated note, I like to imagine that during the whole imperium Secundus thing, when Sanguineous showed up as the lion and Guillaman were fighting they just both went "oh thank fuck" and said "k, you're secondary emperor now" and Sanguineous gets picked up and sat on a throne, making a squeaking noise as hes placed down on a chair ten times to large for him as he adorably kicks his legs and goes "YEAAAAAAH". All the other primarchs present stop to d'aww at how adorable he is. Then get right back to yelling at each other.
Dominic Edwards
>a single feels was shed
>most successful, alive, and psychologically stable primarch never had contact with the Emperor Makes ya think.
Sebastian Johnson
I like to imagine that the female primarchs would grow to be alternate aspects of their brothers. Fem Sanguineous would be glorious and mindful of it, like shed make full use of being an angel winged goddess. Fem jaghatai Khan would play up his being the primarch of poetry and laughter and just generally being bro tier instead of JUST being gotta go fast. Fem magnus is gifted in sorcery and stuff but also uses her vast intellect and knowledge to be a leader and orator, so she'd be more than just a huge unrelatable nerd.
Aaron Clark
They sure can reach out.
Also, drawman who made this - if in thread, how's progress?
Carson White
What am I looking at here?
Jack Cruz
same wtf, is happening.
Oliver Anderson
Must you inject your shitty fetish into everything?
Jackson Fisher
Looks like Tau making first contact with kroot or something. It's easier to tell from the thumbnail.,
Jack Miller
You know, if you step outside, you'll know that girls make up have the population.
Justin Jenkins
No sister of mine will be limited to anything under the speed of sound.
Luis Morris
Damn, I didn't thought GW art was getting that bad!
Michael Price
>Women existing is a fetish
But please tell me again how bondage nuns are adequate for what i want to see in 40k
Grayson White
>you don't put your dick in family
Gabriel Morris
>Women are a fetish
Here's your (you) I guess
Blake Hughes
Oh yes daddy, please! We could have slumber parties, braid our hair, listen to music and talk about the boys we like (like that hunk Ferrus, rawr...) AND THEN HAVE A DRUGFILLED MURDERFUCKGANGBANG IN THE REMAINS OF INNOCENT CHILDREN MUAHAHAHA
Henry Lopez
>You know Fulgrim, I always thought Sanguinius was prettier.
Dominic Ross
Those look like either the Moth people from Infinity or the Luminoth from metroid Prime.
Seeing as Luminoth stand at like 15 foot tall I don't think it's them.
Connor Lewis
Perhaps we should wait until the crusade is finished father? After all this is an important project, and you will need to be able to devote your time to it i imagine, if the lives of the average human citizens i observed during my adolescence are anything to go by.
Grayson Clark
>psychologically stable She's probably a mess compared to someone like Sanguinius.
Liam Thompson
THATS IT DAD, I'M WITH HORUS AND SLAANESH NOW.
FUCK YOU
Jayden Taylor
>psychologically stable primarch Other M disregards you.
Tyler Kelly
>Hm, I shall take your advice into consideration, after all we have all the time in galaxy.
Adrian Brown
Thank you father. Father i've a question. Will our sisters be raised according to the cultural norms we were raised with? What i mean to say is how similar to myself can i expect my sister to be? After all cultural differences can easily lead to conflict, but it sounds as if you intend to raise them all together on Terra. I worry they will be quite different from my brothers and i, and we shant get along.
Chase Harris
Daaaaaad, Russ is being mean to me again! He keeps saying he's gonna burn down Prospero!
Ethan Thomas
I saw it in a drawthread, I think it's supposed to be the Luminoth but I guess they forget/didn't knew they were 15 foot tall. I didn't knew for sure.
Ian Hill
We do not speak of that sin against Metroid here.
Jordan Flores
Well brother perhaps if you ceased to provoke him by picking at his insecurities he would not attempt to prove his dominance over you with violence.
Angel Long
Ask and ye shall receive.
Mason Bailey
We really need something better than this.
Luke Wood
>Which is why I shall arrange the meeting in five years after their creation to discuss the development of the girls, since their growth is not as fast as you boys by that time they would still be "teenagers" when you meet them.
Michael Hill
Summon the drawfags!
Levi Turner
But Father, i was speaking with an anthropologist. He informed me that much of the formation of personality and the assimilation of cultural norms is in fact completed prior to adolescence. By the time they are teenagers they will have already locked into patterns incredibly different from our own. I mean can you imagine when Russ meets his sister? If she had no previous exposure to Fenrisian culture i imagine it would be quite a shock.
Xavier Russell
>Anthropologist? Sure, why not. What could he know compared to my infinite wisdom and intelligence?
Levi Davis
>Fulgrim's primarch kill count jumps from 2 to 22 over night